Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[RazorBackBacon]

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Ralph gets dropped twice by the same guy in less than a minute and still chooses to squeal like he's a tough guy. It'd be impressive if he weren't so pathetic.

Everytime Ralph gets smacked in the head he gets this retarded look on his face (more retarded than he usually does, I mean). I'm starting to think he's got some sort of glass-jaw-esque condition that causes his brain to get reset whenever he takes a bop to the noggin.

 

[grumble_bum]

The virgin Creator clash vs The Chad Cow Brawl.

I was thinking of "the alt fight"

 

[Dickens Cider]

Fat and weak
What a disgrace
His five star day just turned hazy
Down on the street
He just keeps gettin beat
By some Brits but he can’t let it go.
When he stands up he’s all of five two
On his back he’s six foot tall
Mays gettin blacked while Ethan’s getting smacked
“Call the cops!” You might just hear him say
It’s the Eye of the Ralpha
Cant stop winnin tonight
Five star days and his gunts a huge mangina
Bloated dazed and confused
Yea he’s winnin alright
But the kiwis still laugh at his “wins”
And mangina….

 

[Catto Gatto]

Been lurking the gunt board for a while, but this magnificent event has inspired my first contribution

 

[Barbarus]

 

[Sithis]

At this rate I kinda wish Ethan would just decide he's had enough of this child's play, throw down the gauntlet and enter himself into a Russian slapboxing competition. Maybe Vasily could finally help him get closer to God.

 

[Westfalia]

He's now on cozy in full fucking cope mode
Who knew a Wednesday could produce so much nectar

 

[popnloch ness monster]

all I saw was Ralph stepping up to Cog and then getting assaulted a number of times by some rando Cog brought along (for the explicit and stated purpose of getting hands-on if given the chance)

I guess it can be funny when it happens to someone you don't like, but I figure it would be not as funny if it happened to anyone you cared about - stalked, and then punished for when their fight or flight starts kicking in

of all the ways to fuck with the gunt, they definitely went with the lowest IQ one

 

[Fareal]

Ralph gets dropped twice by the same guy in less than a minute and still chooses to squeal like he's a tough guy. It'd be impressive if he weren't so pathetic.

Everytime Ralph gets smacked in the head he gets this retarded look on his face (more retarded than he usually does, I mean). I'm starting to think he's got some sort of glass-jaw-esque condition that causes his brain to get reset whenever he takes a bop to the noggin.

Or, it's a PTSD response and he freezes and/or dissociates. You never really know how much Ronnie slapped kid Gunt around, after all.

 

[Got Milk!]

Been lurking the gunt board for a while, but this magnificent event has inspired my first contribution

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Someone made skateboarding DVDs in the early 2000s

 

[grumble_bum]

Ralph gets dropped twice by the same guy in less than a minute and still chooses to squeal like he's a tough guy. It'd be impressive if he weren't so pathetic.

Everytime Ralph gets smacked in the head he gets this retarded look on his face (more retarded than he usually does, I mean). I'm starting to think he's got some sort of glass-jaw-esque condition that causes his brain to get reset whenever he takes a bop to the noggin.

He will be the first person to get CTE for directly being a lolcow.

 

[TERF respecter]

Bro you can get from England to Portugal for about $130 round trip. It takes 3 hours. View attachment 3320673

It's more about the amount of time and effort you take out of your life to do something like that lmao. I suppose we should all be thankful Cog is an eternal benefits bum.

 

[break these cuffs]

I hope Ralph subpoenas Vickers' financials during the custody case. He's a Cog paypig already. Was Matt smart enough to have a family friend send Cog the plane ticket money?

 

[Neil]

I rewatched the footage of the fight and I'm in awe at just how gelatinous Ralph's gunt is, that shit was jiggling and sloshing around like a fucking waterbed.

Also, I think Ralph was trying to push Cog's friend into traffic during round 3. What a pussy, first hacks up blood to spit up on Cog's buddy (a ragepig's natural desperation attack), then he tries to make the flow of the surrounding traffic do his fighting for him.

B I T C H M A D E.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

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how did he legitimately say that when we saw him on the ground twice bloodied to hell

 

[MySonDavid]

all I saw was Ralph stepping up to Cog and then getting assaulted a number of times by some rando Cog brought along (for the explicit and stated purpose of getting hands-on if given the chance)

I guess it can be funny when it happens to someone you don't like, but I figure it would be not as funny if it happened to anyone you cared about - stalked, and then punished for when their fight or flight starts kicking in

of all the ways to fuck with the gunt, they definitely went with the lowest IQ one

It's really made it difficult for me to enjoy this. It feels too aloggy and manufactured. If all of them would have been arrested and thrown in jail I would have enjoyed it way more.

 

[Kulee Baba]

and enter himself into a Russian Roulette competition.

How I at first read this. Agree to both.

 

[Winter]

Been lurking the gunt board for a while, but this magnificent event has inspired my first contribution

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Did you accidentally make the resolution 1080x1920 instead of 1920x1080 or was that on purpose?

 

[Barbarus]

how did he legitimately say that when we saw him on the ground twice bloodied to hell

This is only the start of the cope, this will be a good stream

 

[NegerJäger]

Of course the camera is at an angle lmao.