Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Sneed Weed]

Ralph just said he lost a lot of weight

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I would feel sorry for Ethan, cog and his friend seem have gone out there with the intention to fuck with him, but isn't this exactly what he asked for? Messing with people IRL over internet beef is based right?

I mean... his entire reason for going to Portugal (at least the first time around) was to get back at Andy Warski. On top of that you have him constantly threatening to show up at people's houses to confront them. Like he did with Jim today or Ade last year.

He would do the same exact thing Cog did. Only he wouldn't be subtle about it. He would have been shouting and harassing his target all the way down the street as he was recording them. Cog if anything handled it better than Ethan would have if the situations were reversed.

 

[DumbDude42]

Watching him reminds me of fighting in my dreams where nothing seems to connect properly, and everything's slowed like I'm fighting in molasses.

fuck man i get these exact same dreams sometimes, where i have to fight for my life but my limbs refuse to move and everything feels like i'm under water and weighed down by heavy chains around my wrists and ankles
absolutely hate it

 

[Under Arrest]

Somewhere in all of this there's an old saying about tempting fate....

Although The Gunt didn't end up in a Lisbon morgue I did get two out of three right when I posted the above photo yesterday:

• Ethan Ralph went to Portugal and did end up bloody
• Ethan Ralph went to Portugal and did end up on the sidewalk with his purse - a real woman's purse - after he was beaten into a gunt.

 

[MrShekelstein36]

Y'all ready for episode 3?

Gunt takes Manchester!! (UK not fucking Kentucky)

(I know Cog is in Cornwall now, Gunt would be at home there, full of unintelligible cousin diddlers)

Knowing the gunt, he's gonna get lost and wind up in Kentucky.

 

[Retink]

I would feel sorry for Ethan, cog and his friend seem have gone out there with the intention to fuck with him, but isn't this exactly what he asked for? Messing with people IRL over internet beef is based right?

Cog and friend also didn't interact with gunt, they just followed him and he came up to them. Sure, it's still gay flying out and stalking someone, but rage pig tried to start a fight and found out.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

The Yabbit is giving the Gunt a self-defense course.

I just imagined Paul Harrel reviewing the gunt fight and offering advice. I literally LOLd.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Tried to add the Brendan Fraser’s hair but it came out fucked.

 

[FunPosting101]

Ralph, you stupid son of a bitch; there are fatter men who can probably fight better than you, fatter women even.

 

[MrShekelstein36]

Ralph's Perspective

Cog's Perspective

Yes I'd like to request an edit. Can y'all transition it to the skyrim intro when the camera gets swallowed by the gunt?

 

[JamusActimus]

Scared mouth breather

punch

 

[draggs]

I would feel sorry for Ethan, cog and his friend seem have gone out there with the intention to fuck with him, but isn't this exactly what he asked for? Messing with people IRL over internet beef is based right?

I don't see this ending well though. I predict Ethan will decide he needs a knife or gun to protect himself when he gets back home and this ends up with someone dead. Probably Ethan from falling over onto his own weapon.

He would try to stash a gun in his guntcrack and it would go off

But is his gunt powerful enough to stop the bullet before it got through THE 24 INCH ROLLS BROTHERR

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Ralph just said he lost a lot of weight

Surely one's pride can't weigh that much.

 

[MadStan]

 

[Hamdulilah]

The first time Cog's content is entertaining me. It's like a-logging Ralph leads to free W's all around.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Ok, a quick synopsis for those that missed it.

Cog was there with a friend, found Ralph, sneaked a peak around a corner of him. Ralph walks up talking shit at least, according to Cog started violence. Ralph, as in every fight, immediately goes to the ground, no defense, just shots to the face. Cogs friend punches him in his bad eye a few times while he's down and talking shit. They try to leave, Ralph gets back up, comes at them again, again gets laid out flat, this repeats a couple times, he's taken down into the street at least once. Yells for Police like a mugged woman and assures them they are going to jail. Loses his phone near the end, pedestrian picks it up but doesn't aim it at anything before giving it back, just as a 10 dollar dono starts play YAKETY SAXS!

Ralph completely felted. This is the third time we have him of video completely unable to defend himself in an altercation. He's a squealer not a fighter, I could expect a woman of his height to lay him out. His fat pig arms can't even get up in time to defend himself, he just talks shit, takes a hit to the face and immediately goes to the ground.

Funny thing is, today I felt like celebrating a little out of nowhere after leaving work. So I stopped by a store and bought some things, cooked myself a nice burguer and some spiced fries, drank some japanese soda and later on I came here to check and find out that the Gunt got his ass handed to him by some guy. On one hand, it's reprobable behaviour and not something a nice person would do, on the other, it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Anyways, fuck you Ralph lol!

Ralph, you stupid son of a bitch; there are fatter men who can probably fight better than you, fatter women even.

If the guy filming is right, he is the one who started it. Which means the Gunt had all the advantages, could have landed the first punch and knocked down the guy that was filming, instead he went for some sort of half assed slap, missed, and got knocked himself. Not that this alcoholic, chain smoking lardass is an example of fitness, but for a trashy fuck like him he's got no idea of how to fight!

 

[JustStopDude]

Cow on cow violence.

It is funny how in the EU, first fights in the streets are basically no big deal, especially if it's Amerifats and Chavs. If EU governments had to worry about every fistfight, the entire continent would shutdown for every football tournament.

It would be like the US shutting down every time there is a shooting.

 

[grumble_bum]

I agree with everyone that cog and his friend are completely deranged to plan this and carry it out. But, this is exactly why you shouldn't start a fight with everyone on the internet and post your location.

 

[Keranu]

They can probably give him a discount on the scan too since they can re-use all the x-rays they fire at his head, which will pass through unimpeded by any kind of brain matter.

Welp Ralph earlier on his stream now said the hospital wanted to do a CT scan but he refused. He's afraid to know his brain is broke.

 

[Chris Chad]

I'm not even going to lie and say I don't think Ralph should be fucked with, I think it's funny and him getting his ass kicked again was hilarious.