Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%

  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%

  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%

  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%

  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%

  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%
  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
To the dudes in the chat saying dont fuck with lolcows
1. He didnt search him out as far as I know it was a coincidental meeting and the camera around the corner was like a tehe moment at worst and it looks like after that they tried avoiding him around the corner
2. If you put your hands on someone (which I believe ralph did despite the bad camera work) prepare to get swung on to say the least in any normal situation

Unrelated but thank you to everyone making this great content, some of it is very high quality
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
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Here's the new purse. $25. For women.

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No, that's his old disgusting Nike purse.
He went to a Burberry store (British brand) and didn't buy anything. I guess Burberry sent in their deathsquads to handle the fat disgusting hick that laid his trotters all over their scarves and clothes.

You can see out of all the available options (there's discontinued all black and brown ones), he bought the one with the logo.

Post in thread 'Ethan Ralph the Food Connoisseur (and fashion expert)' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan...isseur-and-fashion-expert.98666/post-11829825
 
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Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake said:
It honestly makes it funnier that the Ralphamale got got by a rando Bri'ish that couldn't even be arsed to put effort into stomping him. And he's out of the hospital to get his shit pushed in another day.
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At least we got footage this time that actually shows what Ralph does when put in a fight. Scream and wait to get hit.
 
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Amazing MEMEHS.
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I find it funny how he's making it seem like there's this debate online on whose side is right and what actually went down. The internet saw the video, they don't care about the legality of things. We saw saw someone beating on ralph who then acts like a bitch after clinging to this imaginary tough guy persona. That's the only L we care about.
This wigga keeps losing at life.
 
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Q_Anon1001 said:
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I find it funny how he's making it seem like there's this debate online on whose side is right and what actually went down. The internet saw the video, they don't care about the legality of things. We saw saw someone beating on ralph who then acts like a bitch after clinging to this imaginary tough guy persona. That's the only L we care about.
This wigga keeps losing at life.
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We saw a fat midget faggot getting his ass kicked and doing nothing in his own defense, because he is that absolutely pathetic.
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On a more serious note, I'm also in the camp of Ralph having a death wish. Why does he never swing back?
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Because he is an absolute coward.
 
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Black Light Red Panic said:
On a more serious note, I'm also in the camp of Ralph having a death wish. Why does he never swing back? He doesn't even try. But he provokes and instigates. I do think he wants to die and drag as many people down with him.
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Not to mention shouting, "Come kill me!" At Cog and Dan today.

And later tweeting about the Battle of Jim's Driveway, "They'll have to kill me!"

The deathwish theory grows more and more plausible each day.
 
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Black Light Red Panic said:
On a more serious note, I'm also in the camp of Ralph having a death wish. Why does he never swing back? He doesn't even try. But he provokes and instigates. I do think he wants to die and drag as many people down with him.
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Whenever he gets hit he goes into a flashback of Ronnie beating him. Either that or he is just a bitch who cannot believe someone would call his bluff. So not me but maybe a PL: When I was in HS this group of kids mercilessly fucked with someone who used to be a mutual friend. They were led by this one overweight jackass. One day the kid snapped and started attacking him. The bully never even tried to fight. He just seemed in a state of disbelief that his year long victim was finally punching back.

I do think he has a death wish though and honestly if that was what I saw in the mirror so would I. Ralph is like Wile E Coyote when he realizes he ran out of cliff a few seconds ago.

The child support bill for Xander is going to break him financially. Meigh is not sticking around and that is going to be another bill. Unlike student loans they will put your ass in jail for not paying child support. He knows he is going to keep getting fatter until his abdomen ruptures. He lives in a crackshack and relies on a dwindling group of idiots to pay every bill he has because he never bothered to build anything on the little fame he managed to gather.

Edit I just thought of a great example:
 
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No fighting sense on either side, especially for a street scuffle. Ralph was on his ass and showed his back multiple times and had zero self defense instinct. If Dan had the inclination or more skill he would be back in the ER and even more crippled than last time.

If there was any doubt that Ralph won't fight Warski this seals it. The man can't even throw a punch.
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It looked to me like Dan could have killed Ralph if he wanted to, he simply chose not to.
 
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