Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
To the dudes in the chat saying dont fuck with lolcows
1. He didnt search him out as far as I know it was a coincidental meeting and the camera around the corner was like a tehe moment at worst and it looks like after that they tried avoiding him around the corner
2. If you put your hands on someone (which I believe ralph did despite the bad camera work) prepare to get swung on to say the least in any normal situation

Unrelated but thank you to everyone making this great content, some of it is very high quality
Watch the whole video, and maybe read up if you want the whole story because I can tell you right off the bat, you're wrong.
 
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It looked to me like Dan could have killed Ralph if he wanted to, he simply chose not to.
There's no sense in going to prison for the rest of your life over the gunt but his head was on the pavement and Dan could have easily gotten on him and thrown some heavy shots instead of glancing blows. It is also street brawl so he also could have just grabbed his head and smashed it into the pavement over and over. There was no defense coming from Ralph other than a weak stiff arm.

The fact that Ralph kept coming after him and kept getting knocked on his ass with zero effort explains everything about the first Portugal trip. He is legit retarded.
 
This is like the 3rd time that someone has beat the shit out of Ralph, technically 2 since the second time was some guy punching him in the face once and Gunty getting security to hold the guy back, but still. Ralph is either really unlucky or incredibly stupid... Reallty he's just both.
 
What's with that ridiculous looking purse Ralph carries around?
Wigger. It's his fashion statement equivalent to a fucking fanny pack that fat 60 year old American men wear as tourists in another state or country because they're afraid that the dirty third world crotch goblins are going to pick pocket them.

Fun Fact: He replaced the Armani or LV or whatever it was with a 25 dollar Nike woman's purse. No shit. Couldn't make it up.
 
What's with that ridiculous looking purse Ralph carries around?

Wigger. It's his fashion statement equivalent to a fucking fanny pack that fat 60 year old American men wear as tourists in another state or country because they're afraid that the dirty third world crotch goblins are going to pick pocket them.

Fun Fact: He replaced the Armani or LV or whatever it was with a 25 dollar Nike woman's purse. No shit. Couldn't make it up.
I am thinking it's because he cannot fit shit in his pockets.
Look at how much his stomach OVERFLOWS over his front.
No way he can reach the pockets.
 
I predict Ralph will be beaten at least 2 more times if he doesn't immediately flee the country
He can't flee, his wigger pride is way stronger than his sense of self preservation. He hasn't the slightest idea of how to defend himself in a real fight but he'll just keep looking for them.
Apparently Fuentes sent some dude over to Portugal though, he might have a literal guntguard babysitting him for the rest of the trip.
 
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I am thinking it's because he cannot fit shit in his pockets.
Look at how much his stomach OVERFLOWS over his front.
No way he can reach the pockets.
That's actually a possibility I hadn't considered. It makes sense. What are the malnourished child gangs going to do with 45 bucks on a debit card and a maxed out credit card that doesn't even belong to Gunt? He doesn't have anything worth stealing.
 
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I'm betting after the 14 year old prostitute knocked him down 2-3 times, he keeps getting up and starts following her around calling her a bitch, whore, etc, and starts trying to fight in which case a whole group of guys give him a beat down
So that’s what Ralph meant about ‘fighting well past the point of what’s considered normal’ We saw it in action today, he’s too stupid to stay down so they had to put him down. I don’t blame those nice underage prozzies.
 
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