Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Telemeter]

There is actually explicit video proof that Ralph initiated, LOL

Someone who is good with video skills can extract it from the original footage.

In Ralphs stream, just as he says "Sup bish" he angles the camera down, you can see this:

LOL, Ralph's foot (white shoe) is half the way past Cog's (black).

He is literally gunt slamming Cog.

Cog's side of the story holds up to video evidence now.

Ralph is lying saying he was jumped, Ralph himself recorded the evidence that he started it.

Someone tweet it at Cog, I don't have an account.

 

[Martial Autist]

Ralph stepped up to Cog, Then Ralph got attacked by some dude who was with Cog. Ralph stepped up to Cog but it was not Cog who beat him. Ralph did not lay a hand on Cog's golem but the golem did beat Ralph, and even hurt a bystander while he was trying to assault him again as Ralph was retreating. So, what part of those events is "fat retard tries to attack you and you beat him up"? It would be sort of true if Ralph managed to beat up the guy attacking him lol

Damn, I'll be sure to remind everyone of that rule before I start rubbing my torso on a dude in a group of strangers and grabbing at his possessions.

 

[DragoonSierra]

subtitle for this thread should be Electric Poogaloo

 

[Pump Meat]

So what you are saying is that he has kept his brain soaked with Alcohol for so long that it is basically impared, 24/7, kind of like with Lady Di from O&A?

So he must be at high risk for Korsakoff Syndromee, then?

Also the fact that he's a Xanax addict must not help - IIRC Xanax makes addicts super aggressive despite being a tranquilizer.

I don't follow the Opie & Anthony community, but yeah. There is a threshold that all long term alcoholics eventually cross where they need to be treated like vulnerable adults until their competency is restored following a period of enforced abstention. They often need assistance to bathe properly, need consistent reminders to chew food before swallowing, and so on, 0nlyUseMeBlade from the IP2 circus is someone fast approaching that stage.

Korsakoff is just one of many looming threats to Ralph's health, but just about any physician getting a glimpse at Ralph is probably going to be way more concerned about his heart and overall cardiovascular health. That pallor combined with labored breathing from just walking is fucking grim.

Alprazolam (xanax) is pretty synergistic with ethanol and the desirable effects of alprazolam can be extended by ethanol consumption, why that is really isn't understood, but I think it has something to do with the fact both substances are metabolized by the body differently. The aggression you mentioned is a common secondary effect, even in Pfizer's original clinical tests, people taking low dosages self reported anger issues. The two combined is just a recipe for violence IMO.

Watching Ralph's most recent fight with his inability to keep his balance and how delayed the response to protect his face with his hands/arms looks like cerebellar degeneration, which can be caused by both alcohol abuse and benzo abuse. Warski would have pummeled the shit out of him and those 14oz gloves would have had Ralph's brain sloshing around in that fat cranium of his, all to the further detriment of his cognitive health.

I know after the pillstream he tried going to AA for a bit... but it seems like he fell off the
wagon so hard he just kind of gave up on conforming to any kind of social acceptability.

Ralph would have to fundamentally change his entire lifestyle to get clean, at this point streaming and using are so closely intertwined that he probably can't stream without triggering a craving of some kind.

 

[A Sunset]

He screamed for the police last time, before kicking a dude in the head while he was held down by 10 people.

No fuck off, gunt is a faggot pussy, he deserves any misfortune he gets. Any retards sperging out about he dindu nuffin he's a good boy can get fucked too. Ralph has done absolutely nothing to earn a comeback arc, he's never been up. He's always been a vindictive deceitful womanly backstabbing faggot, he's only gotten louder and more obnoxious in the last 5 years.

I didn't say he's "earned" a comeback arc, and I didn't say he's a "good boy". He's fucked with Cog IRL and this is karma. I'm saying he could lose the fuckin' weight anytime he wanted and generate some kino in the process. And yes he clearly is a faggot pussy and will probably never change.

But at this rate as much Sharten-freud as ravenous A-Hogs get out of seeing him stomped, including me, this might be the end of his Internet Tough Guy act and that would result in less comedic rants for me. A humiliated broken Ralph isn't funny anymore.

 

[The Motorizer]

both these idiots are fucking retards.

I suppose it is entertaining though

Hard to disagree. Cog is boring as fuck to watch, but Ralph mishandling the situation takes the cake.

 

[Spez]

Ralph stepped up to Cog, Then Ralph got attacked by some dude who was with Cog. Ralph stepped up to Cog but it was not Cog who beat him. Ralph did not lay a hand on Cog's golem but the golem did beat Ralph, and even hurt a bystander while he was trying to assault him again as Ralph was retreating. So, what part of those events is "fat retard tries to attack you and you beat him up"? It would be sort of true if Ralph managed to beat up the guy attacking him lol

i didnt know ralph had a side kf account

 

[Odogaron_big_red_dog]

I just want to say, this is a proud moment for me and my fellow British ayylawgz. Dan the man, aka 'Norf IRL'. has introduced the gunt to a good old-fashioned football hooligan beatdown and Ralph was powerless to do anything in response. Just lying on his back, jiggling impotently as punch after punch rekt him.

This is also a historic moment for the Anglo-Portuguese alliance, the oldest alliance still in effect in the world after 700 years of continued friendship: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Alliance

After the Portuguese won the First Battle of Lisbon, sending the gunt retreating with a shattered orbital bone, English reinforcements have brought victory again in the Second Battle of Lisbon.

We'll always have your back Portugal!

Anglo niggers are trash, but you're one of the good ones.

 

[Martial Autist]

After they'd been stalking me while I'm out and about waddling around like the fat tourist I am? Who're there because they crowdfunded my ass-whooping? I mean, those are the circumstances. Tunnel vision is a bitch and is stopping people from appreciating the fullness of the nectar.

So if you stream snipe a streamer, you have to endure a gunt-groping? That's some interesting logic, friend.

 

[Odogaron_big_red_dog]

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[RembrandtCourage]

this might be the end of his Internet Tough Guy act and that would result in less comedic rants for me. A humiliated broken Ralph isn't funny anymore.

I disagree. A broken ralph would be funny on its own merits but you have to remember that this is the RALPHAMALE we're talking about. Swingin' gunts and thumbin' butts is what this man is, and he will never lose that sense of machismo bullshit even as his life goes up in flames because, in his words, he doesn't give a fuck, whether it's a fat fuck, a flying fuck, or a butt fuck.

 

[SpicSpeigel]

I didn't say he's "earned" a comeback arc, and I didn't say he's a "good boy". He's fucked with Cog IRL and this is karma. I'm saying he could lose the fuckin' weight anytime he wanted and generate some kino in the process. And yes he clearly is a faggot pussy and will probably never change.

But at this rate as much Sharten-freud as ravenous A-Hogs get out of seeing him stomped, including me, this might be the end of his Internet Tough Guy act and that would result in less comedic rants for me. A humiliated broken Ralph isn't funny anymore.

I respectfully disagree, a humiliated raplh is cathartic , not net necessarily "funny" but it is satisfying.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

Flamenco said last night apparently some ip2 people are flying in to Portugal to fuck with him, could be the funniest 2 weeks the internet has ever seen

>Cows from every board get their turn with him.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Don't know why the fuck I"m bothering, but just seeing a dude this low brings out the Bro in me.

After you hit 30, all changes you want to see in the gunt are almost impossible to archieve, especially because paypigs keep paying him enough money to just live by while he drinks and drugs himself to dearh.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

So if you stream snipe a streamer, you have to endure a gunt-groping? That's some interesting logic, friend.

If you were there for entertainment? Yeah, if one was worth their salt as a streamer, and your only plan, in the absence of anything actually funny to do, was to stalk him for lols, you'd go in ready to take some licks (to a point) because you are your cow's keeper. If you don't have an inner monologue and your plan is to stalk someone in the hopes they get upset and hopefully they give your friend an excuse to get handsy with them, no.

 

[DumbDude42]

After you hit 30, all changes you want to see in the gunt are almost impossible to archieve, especially because paypigs keep paying him enough money to just live by while he drinks and drugs himself to dearh.

yeah, for him to redeem himself he would have to
>drop the booze
>drop the pills
>drop whatever other substances he consumes (i think there was speculation about coke?)
>adopt a healthy diet
>slowly start a workout routine

the diet and workout part would be feasible on its own, but it'll only work if he drops the substance abuse beforehand, and that's real fucking difficult.

 

[J.R. "Bob" Dobbs]

I think Ralph got some serious brain damage the first time he was in Portugal. I know this has been said a thousand times, but the fear in his eyes when he's getting hit in the head pretty much confirmed it for me in my mind.

It could be because he was just scared of getting his ass beat in general, which is fair, but in the past even when Ralph was losing fights he'd screen and yell nonstop. This time was different, when he hit the ground his eyes widen and he just looks sad and scared. I think he suffered some bad brain damage and the doctors told him that if he takes another blow to the head it could lead to a coma or worse. That may seem like a big assumption, and maybe it is, I'm no medfag. But his demeanor just feels completely different.

It makes me almost feel sad for him. Almost. If he wasn't such a fucking retarded piece of shit I probably wouldn't even laugh at this honest to God. It's just sad.

 

[Odogaron_big_red_dog]

What is it with you sticking up for retards?

Apes together strong

 

[Martial Autist]

If you were there for entertainment? Yeah, if one was worth their salt as a streamer, and your only plan, in the absence of anything actually funny to do, was to stalk him for lols, you'd go in ready to take some licks (to a point) because you are your cow's keeper. If you don't have an inner monologue and your plan is to stalk someone in the hopes they get upset and hopefully they give your friend an excuse to get handsy with them, no.

How much more fondling and touching from Ralph did you want to see?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The real question is what action will Ethan take when he confronts Metokur. Will he wrestle wrestle? Also, wasn't he suppose to visit Flamenco and/or Gator?

Metokur calls Ralph 5’1. Ralph charges at a cancer patient. Out of no where Asian Jade beats down Ralph. Ralph is in the ground asking for police to arrest them for both jumping him.

Later Ralph is on stream talking about how Chad he was for getting beaten up by a tiny Asian lady.