Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
How much would you pay for just a single kick where you got to kick the gunt directly in the gunt?
I'm physically able to walk away at a slightly brisk pace.... if anybody else is able to do that I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have to pay anything, by the time he Jabbas himself up so he can stand you'll be gone.
 
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"Two of 'em came around the fuckin' corner and started shit before I could even react. I fought 'em off real good but the pussies must've got scared because one pulled out a pair of brass knuckles and the other drew a goddamn katana like the weebfag he is. I was ready to put 'em in the ground but then they started attackin' innocent women. That's when I called the cops, not for me, but for the poor bitch who got decapitated right in front of me. Anyway, the pussies ran off at the first sign of trouble and I was awarded the Portuguese medal of honor by their leader- who's a big killstream fan, by the way- for running the bastards off. I fully intend to have them arrested in the UK and flown out to the good ol' U-S-of-A to face the law for their felonies. I've said it before and I'll say it again; you can't abort the retort, aye-lawgs."
 
We should make a deadpool for Ralph, bet real money on days, then use the capital to make Ralphcoin a real cryptocurrency. Seriously how the fuck is this wigger still alive.
 
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HEIL GUNTLER!
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We should make a deadpool for Ralph, bet real money on days, then use the capital to make Ralphcoin a real cryptocurrency. Seriously how the fuck is this wigger still alive.
Bro I don't think this forums server has enough HDD space for all the realistic options that would put Ralph in the ground given his current state of health.
 
After what this lardball fuck said of his own mother right after she was injured, I have lost any shred of empathy I might have had for him. Guy is a pile of horseshit, through and through. This bloated fuck is a horrible person, and while it doesn't give others the right to beat him down for no reason, the only one I feel bad for here is his baby. They don't deserve to have a father like this asshole, nobody does!


The way I see it, the early 2010's came with the rise of partidarism in the conventional news media simultaneously with the rise of internet commentators and independent creators. In a World where every man with a camera and an internet connection can become a news source just like a major network, in an environment where a good deal of the populace lost trust in the mainstream media, there were many creators that would've never have had any success otherwise rising to relevance. As time passed, many people matured beyond the content of these guys, leading to many of them becoming fringe personalities with little relevance outside their own communities. Fuck, this applies to both sides, nobody takes people like Zoe Quinn, Arthur Chu, the Gunt and his cronies seriously these days. The little media these people get is due to past events, nobody is asking them for opinions on current topics, that ship left port long ago and isn't coming back anytime soon!
No I get what you mean, on one hand I know the guy richly deserves this but on the other he just looks so sad and broken in the moment that I have to remind myself that it's Ethan Ralph and he did this to himself. I don't like to see people get hurt, even if they're fat disgusting sex pests.
Okay, point taken. Ethan Ralph would totally bite your finger off for and onion ring that had been sat shat on.
Found a wee typo.
 
Ralph got what he deserved. He's lucky it only ended in small bruises. Some people with less impulse control would put a boot in his face at least few times while he was flipping the bird like little theatrical bitch he is. That's probably what happened last trip. I am glad he lives to waddle another day though. Master of kino.
By the way this thread should be like 30 pages shorter. Where are the janitors with thread bans? I think there are dedicated gunt guard threads if you like arguing in circles.
 
Can we just take a minute and appreciate the simple fact that in trips to Portugal, Ralph has probably spent more time in the hospitals and police stations than actually enjoying the country.
I know, right? You'd think he'd go sightseeing and live stream it, taste the local cuisine, maybe go to the beach and tan his balls....instead he got in a street fight with Cog, of all people. Still, much appreciated!
 
Arguing over the ethics of someone who has a history of fucking with people IRL and trying to destroy them over being the butt of their jokes getting a taste of his own medicine is super gay.

It may be dumb to air that you're gonna track someone down and kick the shit out of them, but god damn is it funny when it actually happens, especially to someone that couldn't possibly deserve it more.
 
No I get what you mean, on one hand I know the guy richly deserves this but on the other he just looks so sad and broken in the moment that I have to remind myself that it's Ethan Ralph and he did this to himself. I don't like to see people get hurt, even if they're fat disgusting sex pests.
It's what Jim described as guntenfreude.
 
I want the Police to send Ralph around to every precinct in Lisbon to file his report so that the rest of his trip is nothing but a merry go round of wasting hours in police station waiting rooms while cops giggle and point around the corner at the obese dumb wimpy American that is crying about a little street scuffle.
The best part would be that they don't actually care about the report, they just want their buddies in the other station to see the walking pigman as no one would believe them otherwise.
 
He's not filing shit, by the way. He's trying to scare people who want to beat his ass away.

Inclined to agree. I mean he's filing shit, just not with the police. DMCA claims while trying to wrangle his prostitute.

Hopefully it is as sad and embarrassing as wanting to hook back up with the same one he had last time because she said he was great and would let him kiss her.
 
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