"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 228 36.0%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 405 64.0%

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    633
What's with all the Jim hate suddenly?

I still like Jim. He's better than all of these internet personalities combined.
People have hated Jim since 2008 (I uploaded a video to this thread from 2009 about Jim), you Jimcels live in a hugbox and just don't notice. Jimcels have created an internet wide hugbox sucking the gunt of their e-daddy. Back when he was Jim81Jim and didnt have a horde of mindless cocksuckers he was alogged a bit. Most of that is lost to time however.
also have to remember that jimmy lives in an apartment.
No he lives in a house, I posted about it on page 1082.
Suddenly? It's been known for a long time he's a lying fucking faggot with a stupid voice that tricked even dumber faggots into financing his life. He doesn't have cancer and will not be dying and going to Hell this year as he so richly deserves.
Based oldfag alog poster returns! I have doubts about the cancer, it reeks of the outclave stuff he pulled when he left his Jim81Jim persona and the Metokur FORUMS behind. Even if he has cancer it is certainly lung cancer and he is lying about it not being that. Mainly because Jim really cares about what this sphere of the internet thinks which is why he pulled down his mugshot and poetry when /cow/ found it. If he admitted the cancer was lung cancer it would actually give Kraut the last laugh, and Jim cant handle being felted.
Splitting the threads was a retarded idea. Just fuse both of them together again and thread ban the retards that brown nose Jim too hard or have spastic attacks of rage. How the fuck is that so difficult?
Translation: We dont have our hugbox anymore please ban the few people actually treating the Jim thread like a regular thread. You said ban people who white knight too hard, but ban all those with "spastic rage"" which means alogs. So you can whiteknight Jim alot, but just not too hard (according to the standards of other Jim white knights).
Thank you to whomever linked this in chat, if you haven't read this post yet, fellow Jimlogs, it is filled with pure comedy gold.
James Augustine is a sterotype this is a parody of what I expected a weeb, losers profile to be in the 2000s. The favourite book section opens with "What are these books you speak of. What website can I download this software from???". This writes like it was written by a woman, or a retard who doesnt go outside much. I mean its all, but confirmed Jim has no IRL friends which is why at 27 he was watching transformers toys and hanging out with teens on the Metokur forums trolling other teens on DeviantArt.
You're saying all this like it's scandalous and not normal to hate Kirk Cameron.
kirk cameron sucks end of story
also this shit isn't new lmao
Missing the point. The point was James Augustine called for an "anti-theist crusade", its about ethics in evolution! It is Sargon tier fedora posting, Jimcels just cant stop sucking off their e-father.
This is now the Jim a-logging thread. If you whiteknight here, you get threadbanned.
Generous Josh has given a reasonable decree. Jimcels still try to whiteknight!
threads got split because all 3 of the jim a-logs in this thread want to have their own circlejerk
This thread for years has been a hugbox fan thread. Even after Null made it an alog thread. You Jimcels can go on any platform and dick suck Jim all you want. James Augustine despite crying about censorship has never been censored, at worst he lost the ability to make money on youtube. I can go to youtube, his reddit board, twitter, and find nearly all the Metokur related content is fanboying. Jimcels keep coping about alog spergs (they mean me and @3322 but we have sources. We have screenshots, archives, and obscure information to bring to the thread).
 
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THIS ABORTS THE RETOR
 
The house fight:
Jim, Ppp, Andy Warski, maybe Jade and Null vs The Bog Hog and maybe a stick catboy sent by Nick.
 
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realistically it will just be the hollering hog getting in a fight with the local sheriff outside of the locked door, while jim's sitting inside filming the whole thing from behind a window on the second floor.
They would easily push him over if he tried to fight back.
 
Autism. For some reason, people get overly emotional about a potato nigger laughing at other retards on the internet. I don't mean the people who say he's not as good as he once was (which is kinda true). I mean the people that get MATI over petty shit Jim has done or is doing now.

Splitting the threads was a retarded idea. Just fuse bot of them together again and thread ban the retards that brown nose Jim too hard or have spastic attacks of rage. How the fuck is that so difficult?
Well the problem is retards will regardless begin to claim they're being oppressed by jannies and etc.... Honestly Daddy Jim could not stop the Sargoy of Applebee's and molded him. Perhaps the one lowcow that Jim couldn't destroy. (his ukip failure aside)
What the fuck is it with cows and Internet personalities being part of the 2000 class? It really is a weird and noticeable trend with just how many of them graduated from High School during that era.
The Year 2000 was one of the best years in the world but one of the worst too. People in America were fairly optimistic still about the future and the internet. It was ground zero for much of the modern day poz we see crossing the Rubicon.

The Jim Lovers and Jim Haters need to settle things in-person at The Battle of Jim's Driveway.
I don't get these Jim haters and Jim lovers these days god damnit I just wanted to laugh at retards!!!!!!
 
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I don't get these Jim haters and Jim lovers these days god damnit I just wanted to laugh at retards!!!!!!

(sorry for the double post)
I like Jim but I'm not a lunatic who worships him.

Double Posting I know, but holy hell 5 women making fun of Ralph's cock is insanely funny.
Micro Memphis/Thimble/Thumb-tack KEK
 
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