Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[MeltyTW]

He already stated he's happy to die young

it looks like he missed that train a few fucking decades ago with how ancient and decrepit he looks. there are ancient walkers in forgotten tombs near the core of the earth from previous cycles of world civilization that would look more youthful and peppy than the grey and withered sack of gunt flesh before us today

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph plans on desecrating more shrines and Pantsu wants to see him beaten up by Spanish gyppos just as much as the rest of us:
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Lol, I love that he’s now including May’s account, that he runs, in his tweets. I’m now totally convinced they are a happy couple since Ralph has miraculously remembered his baby mama exists after he finally noticed KF discussing him abandoning her in a rage pig fit.

I’m sure May is concocting the dream itinerary for her beloved to enjoy, all by himself, without her. She’s so happy to be home alone in the ghetto with Rozie giving Ralph travel tips. In fact it was probably her that told him to go to Lisbon again!

 

[ImJustHereForShoeJosh]

Think about it, skipping a possible 10k payout when you're ralph broke because you'd rather lose a five-figure payment than be embarrassed. He's not going to kill himself, same as people like Baked or Fuentes they put their ego above their own life, the lives of others, and even God.

You may have a point, guess we'll just have to see how things play out. I just feel like the speed of everything happening is what will break him. It's one thing to slowly fall into obscurity, irrelevance, and eventually poverty. People can acclimate and adjust when the pot boils slowly but when the same shit happens as quickly as it is for ralph. I wouldn't be surprised if the ego isn't enough to keep him from wanting to end his nightmare of a life.

Which I think we can at least would all agree would be a complete and utter shame because that would just be the death of potential content.

 

[bryz7]

I can't think of anything more embarrassing than knowing theres a video of you clutching your purse for dear life like a bitch while getting your ass kicked on the internet forever

 

[The Big Dream]

Lol, I love that he’s now including May’s account, that he runs, in his tweets. I’m now totally convinced they are a happy couple since Ralph has miraculously remembered his baby mama exists after he finally noticed KF discussing him abandoning her in a rage pig fit.

I’m sure May is concocting the dream itinerary for her beloved to enjoy, all by himself, without her. She’s so happy to be home alone in the ghetto with Rozie giving Ralph travel tips. In fact it was probably her that told him to go to Lisbon again!

Agreed. And why would Meigh know or give a fuck about Madrid anyway? Is there a lolicon series set there? He's just picking two things and mashing them together: I want to go to Madrid + people are accusing me of abandoning Meigh. I know, I'll say she wants me to go there! Retard.

 

[AltisticRight]

Oh no, 2 bongs will now be extradited to Portugal because they got into a street scuffle with an American rage pig.
Does this mean he'll go back to Portugal for a third time and get his ass kicked again? Where's the report against the 4 coloured thugs that caved your orbital in and took your $899 Armani purse, Ralph?

 

[MeltyTW]

Agreed. And why would Meigh know or give a fuck about Madrid anyway? Is there a lolicon series set there? He's just picking two things and mashing them together: I want to go to Madrid + people are accusing me of abandoning Meigh. I know, I'll say she wants me to go there! Retard.

its been glorious, his pig brain is turned to mush because all he does is lie and hes being caught in all of them, hes reduced to just lying about quickly disproven things or even pre disproved video captured things like saying cog and dan were jailed for having knives in the fight. hes just doing anything for any small window of plausible deniability where he can enjoy that we dont have 110 percent proof he did the retard thing or failing that trying to cope that us being in awe at his retardation at lying about clear video evidence is somehow him owning us.

hes lived his whole life around ecelebs who have a code to coddle their in group no matter how fucked they are and people who dont care enough to fact check any claim big or small and now his coping mechanisms are just shot, nitpicked to shit on any statement or action lol

 

[WutangLee]

its been glorious, his pig brain is turned to mush because all he does is lie and hes being caught in all of them, hes reduced to just lying about quickly disproven things or even pre disproved video captured things like saying cog and dan were jailed for having knives in the fight. hes just doing anything for any small window of plausible deniability where he can enjoy that we dont have 110 percent proof he did the retard thing or failing that trying to cope that us being in awe at his retardation at lying about clear video evidence is somehow him owning us.

hes lived his whole life around ecelebs who have a code to coddle their in group no matter how fucked they are and people who dont care enough to fact check any claim big or small and now his coping mechanisms are just shot, nitpicked to shit on any statement or action lol

I'm not even sure he still realizes we've completely disowned and stripped May and him of any credibility and in May's case any sentient self thought at this point. No matter what she says, any and all that comes from her social media will be an extension of Ralph. And it only gets worse the more and more he slips up. May could post something horrific about how Ralph raped her and more than half the board would probably think it was Ralph trying to set people up with a "gotcha" of anyone that came to try and save her.

Either way. Ralph's overt denial is either his complete spiral into a state of mental illness, or it's his coping mechanism and behind the scene's he might be a broken and shattered mess that cries to Pantsu; which in turn only strengthens her co-dependency

 

[The Big Dream]

I'm not even sure he still realizes we've completely disowned and stripped May and him of any credibility and in May's case any sentient self thought at this point. No matter what she says, any and all that comes from her social media will be an extension of Ralph. And it only gets worse the more and more he slips up. May could post something horrific about how Ralph raped her and more than half the board would probably think it was Ralph trying to set people up with a "gotcha" of anyone that came to try and save her.

Either way. Ralph's overt denial is either his complete spiral into a state of mental illness, or it's his coping mechanism and behind the scene's he might be a broken and shattered mess that cries to Pantsu; which in turn only strengthens her co-dependency

This was evident when she posted that pregnancy video (I think it was in the hospital prior?), no one was convinced that it wasn't an ISIS hostage video. Everything about her screams duress, even when it does actually come from her. I will only believe that Meigh has agency once she inevitably smothers him in his sleep.

 

[Shittus Maximus]

I'm just leaving Cog stream's archive here, just in case.

Compressed, just the fight.
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Spoiler: 8 minutes, including him walking around

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Can Ralph hurry the fuck up ang give himself the Hemingway treatment?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Ralph plans on desecrating more shrines and Pantsu wants to see him beaten up by Spanish gyppos just as much as the rest of us:
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How many people will gasp in sheer terror as they see what they think is the horror of the third prophecy of Fatima that the church has refused to divulge?

 

[FrigginWeeb]

Watched some of jim's stream about this shit and noticed something, Ralph seems to be getting winded just talking.
I know he's a fat sack of lard, but even fat people don't get out of breath by talking. I think that he's got some very serious medical shit going on.

 

[Least Concern]

I was catching up on the Kino Casino and the interview with Dan and Cog and was surprised to hear that the woman actually did get injured, and Ethan wasn't bullshitting (although I'm sure his descriptions of blood gushing from her head was normal piggy exaggeration).

Ethan mentioned that he was talking to her at the hospital and ... that's just terrifying to me. Can you imagine the overdose of autism she got while she was suffering a head injury? "These faggots at faggot farms are ay-logging me, and faggot cancer man Jim Medicare and this faggot Andy Warski put 'em up to it. Do you understand what I'm saying? Do you know faggot Andy Warski? Faggot Warski is Portuegese, I came here to rape his sister. Bitch! I don't give a fuck. That whore bitch wants me cock in her mouth. And when I get home I'm fixing to holla in front of faggot cancer man's house. I'm gonna set up shop for one full week, I tell ya, and face dox this dying cancer patient. You don't fuck with me! Everything's fair game now! Whore bitch faggot! Nigger!"

Good lord she probably got an incoherent, rambling backstory of this entire Kiwifarms subforum.

If she's lucky, she had a severe concussion and won't remember any of her dealings with piggy.

Yeah, that was an interesting addition to the story. If I understood correctly, she got bumped when Dan pulled his fist back for a punch and hit the back of her head on a stopped car in the road. While that's unfortunate, she intentionally put herself in danger by trying to stop two grown men from fighting, so I'm not crying for her too much.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Warski is just Warski and PPP I don’t like but I love the show. It’s the guests and content they host I’m more intrigued by and I hope they don’t let that go to their head and think it’s because people are tuning in just to watch them individually.

Overall they’re filling a void vacated by Ralph ironically enough.

I've watched some of PPP's solo stuff and what jumps out at me is PPP is actually pretty talented at speaking and clearly quite intelligent. For a guy talking internet drama he feels too smart to be doing what he does. Warski is clearly not a smart dude and his over the top laughing and yelling can be legitimately annoying but he helps keep energy up and does the technical stuff. He is brain damage levels of abysmal at arguing. PPP needs a Warski and Warski needs a PPP. You need the dumber hype man who does the grunt work for the main host.

 

[Sam Losco]

Clip of his stream the next day. He's coping (or truly has embraced) any attention is good attention. Too bad Dan didn't have a knife. Would have been fitting for the pig to have been gutted.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

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Clip of his stream the next day. He's coping (or truly has embraced) any attention is good attention. Too bad Dan didn't have a knife. Would have been fitting for the pig to have been gutted.

You really wanna be responsible for that oil slick and toxic sludge pool?

 

[BlackDragoons]

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Clip of his stream the next day. He's coping (or truly has embraced) any attention is good attention. Too bad Dan didn't have a knife. Would have been fitting for the pig to have been gutted.

He's foolin himself if he thinks Cog is going to any kind of jail.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

Ralph is 5' 7"?

He's at least 350. Probably closer to 400. I would not be surprised at all to find he's gone past the 400 level, but that's when the problems standing upright and walking start appearing. However alcohol can turn that around (as in, you won't feel the pain as your spine starts to break apart), and if you're in shape, you probably can handle it. Think Ralph takes long walks around the trailer park at night or hits the gym to stay in shape?

Also, fun fact, Ralph is about 20-50 pounds away from needing one of these:

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Or maybe his eternal fiancee wipes his ass for him. Who knows?

Hey Ralph, check that out, Amazon’s got it on sale for 50% off! Even if you’re still a couple pounds away from needing it you should buy it before the discount ends. Especially considering the fact you spent every last dime of your savings on the “business” trip.

 

[Got Milk!]

Hey Ralph, check that out, Amazon’s got it on sale for 50% off! Even if you’re still a couple pounds away from needing it you should buy it before the discount ends. Especially considering the fact you spent every last dime of your savings on the “business” trip.

I didn't look today but the day of, and day after, he made a combined $2k. For a brief moment, Ralph was telling the truth.

Edit: I looked and no donation meter today so I guess it wasn't as Rozy of a situation.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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Ralph has something that is on the same level as the police recording a stolen bicycle and thinks this is a massive win.

Ralph: You should be spending this effort on looking after the piglet you'll get to see for a few months before Meigh gets sick of you or gets taken away because Meigh is a kid diddler.

Ralph is such an Amerimutt that he thinks his “fancy“ foreign document means shit or is scary.

Shit like this is normally used when you want to claim back some insurance money because you lost your handbag or some shit.

If you show this to anyone on the USA or UK there immediate reaction will be “so why didn’t they prosecute the crime there?“