Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 292 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,176 96.1%

  • Total voters
    7,468
well it's not even a consistient narrative because in practical application gun control is a bunch of shit that basically only impacts poor people (so, black people in many urban areas). gun melting point laws mean that guns made out of zinc alloys are illegal in many states, and while I personally would not trust my life to a $150 matchbox zinc die cast firearm, there are people out there who can't afford anything better. Those piece of shit saturday night specials are half the price of a 'real' gun but they still go bang, and the narrative is that they are only used for crimes. spoilers - the people who can't afford a $300 ruger are most likely the kind of people that these politicians wax poetic about needing to protect.

those laws harken back to when the focus on gun control was on black criminals and not on white people. i mean, dividing people is the whole premise of gun control if you drop the bullshit, but the entire argument on why we need to limit gun ownership is inconsistent because it's a motte and bailey between the indefensible "those people shouldnt have guns" and then some categorical rationalization of that with 'well mine aren't assult weapons' or 'well mine are for sport, not killing' or 'well those people belong to bad tribe'
Depends on the state, bans on carrying guns in Illinois and Pennsylvania were specifically created the late 60s to address leftist violence during the summer of '68 with the federal regulation of explosives in 1968 being the same.

Yes apparently up until 1968 you could technically buy grenades and rocket launchers over the counter like any other firearms.

Similarly Mexico enacted most of their restrictions in 1971 due to a communist insurrection in the south of Mexico, before that Mexico had more liberal gun laws than Texas at the time.
 
"Texas biggest healthcare provider is prison"

We have the biggest prison system in the world you dumb fat fucking kike faggot and are obligated to provide Healthcare to each and every last one of the inmates, which ALL OF THEM USE whenever fucking possible to get into the medical wings which are air conditioned unlike the rest of the units down here. Meanwhile the federal government is NOT obligated to provide healthcare to regular citizens.
 
If he lost everything, I 100% believe he would be divorced by Hila. I don't think there's anything wrong with a marriage being about more than just if two people love each other—raising healthy and well-adjusted children, maintaining a family, collectively improving a household, etc. are just as important once you have children. But if Ethan Klein lost his ability to provide for his family, she would have no reason to remain with him. And she'd be happier for it.
Oh I’m sure of it. Imagine the mental agony of waking up to this every day
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"Texas biggest healthcare provider is prison"

We have the biggest prison system in the world you dumb fat fucking kike faggot and are obligated to provide Healthcare to each and every last one of the inmates, which ALL OF THEM USE whenever fucking possible to get into the medical wings which are air conditioned unlike the rest of the units down here. Meanwhile the federal government is NOT obligated to provide healthcare to regular citizens.
Here's a protip, emergency healthcare is effectively free in Texas because it's effectively impossible to collect on unsecure debts against poor people under Texas Law.
 
This dudes wife fucking hates him LOL
I wouldn't say she hates him but more her personality is so flat and boring she has no other personality other than being H3H3's wife. If Ethan decided overnight that he had brainwashed and wanted to be anti SJW again Hila would just download the new personality to be on the same level as her husband. Hila is a clear cut example of an NPC, even back then she never seemed like she had her own original thoughts and always felt like she was just there just to support her husband.

While she doesn't hate him that doesn't mean she loves him either. She simply just "loves" him as a provider but not as a person and husband. Now what's debatable is if she would stay with him if he ever became broke or not.
 
I wouldn't say she hates him but more her personality is so flat and boring she has no other personality other than being H3H3's wife. If Ethan decided overnight that he had brainwashed and wanted to be anti SJW again Hila would just download the new personality to be on the same level as her husband. Hila is a clear cut example of an NPC, even back then she never seemed like she had her own original thoughts and always felt like she was just there just to support her husband.

While she doesn't hate him that doesn't mean she loves him either. She simply just "loves" him as a provider but not as a person and husband. Now what's debatable is if she would stay with him if he ever became broke or not.
At least she’s pretty ride or die at this point, I guess
 
People like Ethan, who want to "ban guns" only want to take your guns. They believe they should still have a right to keep a firearm because they're not the problem. Like some hard rock band said in their lyrics unironically, "guns don't kill people, white men with guns kill people."

They only talk about gun control after a white person shoots up a school instead of every time a black nine year old murders six people in the middle of the afternoon in Chicago because it's not about guns it's about white people. They've been pushing this narrative for at least a decade already. It's hard to see it any other way.
Nevermind that under the Gun Control Act of 1968, interstate commerce is very much regulated, so people using Indiana to address Chicago are kinda defeating their own arguments on gun control.
 
I get a base level reaction of immediately discarding his commentary based on his physical appearance alone. Why would you respect someone who clearly does not respect their own appearance? That's an early mission fail before attempting to interpret the issue from his myopic his viewpoint.
 
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Honestly no amount of money or fame would make that face worth it. When people's standards are so low for the money, I sometimes just don't get it. Gold diggers are gonna dig. She always seems like an empty shell, tolerating the bullshit just for money.
 
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i didnt edit this video btw, im not sure if its in the original video
Ethan in this clip just comes off scared for his own safety like Onision. Almost like he's realized saying polarizing things on the internet can make some wackos angry enough to show up at your Mansion. Hila in the back going from content to confused was a nice touch. I also enjoy the accidental hilarity of him fumbling over the weapons terminology.
 
That's a very good point and you also mention a part about the whole thing I forgot to elaborate on and said it better than I could, in California, especially upper class liberal California you are around these far leftists all the time, and the more you associate with people like that the more you feel like that behavior is normal, moral, and that most people act like it. That's why so many celebrities act like this too, they lose touch with the silent majority of working class average conservative population and think their circle is the majority while regular Americans are the minority just because they aren't around them.

This is exactly what happened to Arin Hansen, while Jon left probably because he saw the warning signs in the air that these weirdos will come for comedy(Jon always said he left to New York for comedy reasons), Arin loved his Cali life and started hanging out with more and more faggots. Arin and Jon used to be on a similar center left level but after Game Grumps you saw them both slowly shift towards other directions. Now Arin has to monitor his comedy, apologize for old jokes, and denounce Jon entirely. It's really pathetic.
To be clear, I believe it's been revealed for a while now the reason Jon moved away was because he and Arin had a personal falling out that was at least partly fueled by Jon struggling with depression. You can observe this in his late GG content and some of his personal content before he took a break for a while. I doubt it was him fleeing for the sake of comedy, but it is in theory possible that the toxic attitudes of the people in California trying to control Jon and force him to be someone he didn't want to be contributed to his depression and escape.
I wouldn't say she hates him but more her personality is so flat and boring she has no other personality other than being H3H3's wife. If Ethan decided overnight that he had brainwashed and wanted to be anti SJW again Hila would just download the new personality to be on the same level as her husband. Hila is a clear cut example of an NPC, even back then she never seemed like she had her own original thoughts and always felt like she was just there just to support her husband.

While she doesn't hate him that doesn't mean she loves him either. She simply just "loves" him as a provider but not as a person and husband. Now what's debatable is if she would stay with him if he ever became broke or not.
I see no indications to imply she doesn't love him. She lives with him, she's been married to him for a while, there's no indications that they have a strained relationship. There are plenty of people with 'soft' personalities that subsume into whatever person - especially romantic partner - they spend all their time with. Hila is that kind of person, where she will adapt to whatever Ethan's current views and personality is for the most part. It doesn't mean she doesn't have personal feelings like love - adapting to match him is a manifestation of her love for him - it just means you'll never really know what her true 'self' is unless you deprive her of contact with any strong personalities for a long time.
 
Ethan in this clip just comes off scared for his own safety like Onision. Almost like he's realized saying polarizing things on the internet can make some wackos angry enough to show up at your Mansion. Hila in the back going from content to confused was a nice touch. I also enjoy the accidental hilarity of him fumbling over the weapons terminology.

Considering the fat fuck's address and photos of his Bel Air Mansion are public, he should be scared. Since he's ok with violence against those he disagrees with, then he's ok with the same happening to him.
 

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:null: Full discussion. He does immediately walk it back because he realizes how fucking retarded this statement is.
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I've not really watched anything from Ethan in like 5 years, but is he experiencing some sort of cognitive decline or is he just drunk? The way he forms his sentences is kind of sloppy and he's sort of slurring
 
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