Crossover The Battle of Jim's Driveway (2022?) - A very real event that's totally happening

[verissimus]

I feel like Ralph showing up to Gym's house is more likely than you're all giving it credit. I think Ralph genuinely hates Jim, more than his normal seething piggy hate. In his eyes, Jim laughing at him is the sole fault for all that's happened. Jim betrayed him and now he's getting a-logged left, right and center. Gator left because of Jim. He's been repeatedly humiliated because of the cancer patient who he thought was his e-friend. I think he's willing to do a lot more to get back at Jim than the others, and he sees this as a way to take away Jim's anonymity. It doesn't matter if he gets humiliated again, if he can take away something that Jim clearly cares about, it'll be enough and it'll be a huge victory in his mind.

I wouldn't go that far. It comes across far more as petty lashing then I want to screw you over kind of hate.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

I hope Jade has studied the blade, maybe those little daggers that come in pairs?
"My potato man wuv me wong time!! I kiww walph Gunt!"

 

[Ronald Crump]

Don't Jim and Jade have dogs?

 

[Pump Meat]

I still fail to understand exactly why Ethan spergs out at Metokur each time someone else creates an inconvenience for him.

I think it is because you are intelligent and sober. Alcohol consumption lowers your executive control, which makes it harder to concentrate, control impulses, problem solve, create plans and anticipate events. On the flip side, alcohol enhances divergent thinking and enables people to make creative associations more easily. We all "schizo-post" in our own heads, but there are a number of cognitive systems in place to keep it in check. Sometimes shit goes wrong organically (mental illness, seizures, tumors) and those creative associations get mistaken for reality and other times we intentionally bypass those systems by altering our usual conscious states: meditation, flow states while creating art, runner's high, and of course, intoxicants.

Ethan's anger at Metokur is far from rational and he obviously has complex feelings about their relationship, but the alcohol exaggerates the worst elements and it bleeds over into everything else. Since Ethan has gotten to the point he needs to perpetually consume alcohol to even function, he forgets the more genuine reasons he is upset with Metokur (i.e. the feelings of betrayal) and instead, he'll thread Metokur into whatever the situation is going in right now because the usual safeguards that make someone go "Wait, I'm being stupid, these two events aren't related" have been disabled.

This is how a lot of unhealthy fixations start. I don't think Ethan is going to go full on John Hinckley, but I think the pull to somehow "confront" Metokur at his home is going to be too strong for Ethan to resist.

 

[Motherf*cker]

If this were to happen, it would be a pathetic low point for Ralph and I might actually feel pity for the lowly Rage Pig.

 

[Stoneheart]

Don't Jim and Jade have dogs?

only in the freezer.

 

[Red flaming panda]

He was probably truly devastated that Jim told him they aren't friends. Clearly he believed they were friends and Ethan is acting like Nick does with Jaden - going through some faggy 'break up' for a relationship that literally only existed in his own mind. Just like Jaden to Nick, Jim lives rent free in Ethan's head so hard he's putting up hotels.

Ethan's anger at Metokur is far from rational and he obviously has complex feelings about their relationship, but the alcohol exaggerates the worst elements and it bleeds over into everything else. Since Ethan has gotten to the point he needs to perpetually consume alcohol to even function, he forgets the more genuine reasons he is upset with Metokur (i.e. the feelings of betrayal) and instead, he'll thread Metokur into whatever the situation is going in right now because the usual safeguards that make someone go "Wait, I'm being stupid, these two events aren't related" have been disabled.

I think this is ultimately why Ralph has become so obsessed with Jim, a mixture of drugs and the delusion of "betrayal".

From my understanding with his "ode to Jim" speech, Ralph was something of a real Jim fanboy. A Jim stan if you will.
So having him be a recurrent guest onto his show must have convinced him in his drug ridden obsessed mind that "daddy Jim" was a friend.
Even though he was told this wasn't the case he probably thought it was just a act, not realizing that Jim makes no exceptions.
When Gym stop showing up and Ralph starting proceeding to slip out of reality with his constant drug abuse, his idolization turned into hatred.
>"He dosen't show up to my streams anymore"
>"Why dosen't he talk about me anymore"
>"He's my friend, why won't he defend me for all those alogs"
It must have been truly heart shattering for this drug addicted schizo retard that his idol would take the piss out of him after years of silence.
So now he's completely lost it, and with no tard wrangler to keep him tied to reality he's now in the mindset that everything is Jim's fault.

Tl;Dr: Ralph is a delusional dipshit, who's heartbroken that his crush dosen't love him.

 

[msd]

Don't Jim and Jade have dogs?

I think in a stream he said they're Chihuahuas

The most vicious breed

 

[Mocha Shaka Khan]

I just want Jim to sell fresh corn on the cobs during the battle of his driveway.

 

[R00T]

Ralph shows up, gets tackled to the ground by Jade and then hollers for the police to ARREST HER! Jim walks out and says "I love you Son." Ralph cries and his heart can't take the wild emotion so he has a heart attack and dies toppled over on Jim's driveway. Rekeita, Jim, Warski and PPP do a memorial stream and use the proceeds to taxidermy the Gunt.

>metokur hangs the gunt above his mantle

fantastic ending

 

[ZeDarkKnight]

Yup, pretty sure Jim could put Ralph's lard-ass down for good, and walk away scot-free.

A convicted felon, revenge-pornographer, belligerent internet asshole, crossing all the statelines to harass a cancer-patient and his small asian waifu?
"Your honor, that guy needed killin'. I rest my case."

It wouldn't even get to the courts. The police will hear about a loose wild hog with rabies is dead in someone's driveway and simply call animal control, no charges will be filed

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Ralph would need the element of surprise to pull this off, and that kind of critical planning got beaten out of his brain.

 

[The Internet Dick]

That’s because no one is stupid enough to fuck with Jim by going to his house mainly because there is a non zero chance he would actually shoot you.

If a convicted felon with a long history of violence, drug use, alcohol abuse, and erratic behavior publicly stated, as Ethan Ralph did with Metakur, that he would like to kill me and then showed up in front of my house, I would assume bad intentions. One threatening move, one step onto my property, and that would be the end of him. I'd take my chances with the police and the courts. My chances would be good.

 

[We Wuz Wolvez]

Ralph would never risk having to confront PPP in person, so he'll cope about not doing it somehow.

Josh pledging to protect the garage of his internet best friend, Jim, is pretty wholesome though, NGL.



"Some of you guys are alright, don't go to The Garage tomorrow."

PPP would annihilate Ralph and Ralph knows it. Ralph has proven he can't fight. I wonder if he ever saw the video where PPP expressed a desire to sodomize him during a fight?

 

[AltisticRight]

Don't Jim and Jade have dogs?

Diced, braised, or pan seared?

If this were to happen, it would be a pathetic low point for Ralph and I might actually feel pity for the lowly Rage Pig.

When he was getting toyed by the Bongs, I felt bad for a moment. Then I recall that bestiality tape showing up on my browser.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I think in a stream he said they're Chihuahuas

The most vicious breed

They also taller than ralph.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Warski is gonna be chained to a tree on Jim's lawn, in case of Gunt.

However he'll end up strangling himself when circling the tree and getting confused as to why the leash keeps getting shorter and tighter.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

So, this asshole has enough money thanks to his paypig simps that he can fly around the US trying to fight people over stupid internet shit?

I need to get me some paypig simps.

 

[Fuzhou]

So, this asshole has enough money thanks to his paypig simps that he can fly around the US trying to fight people over stupid internet shit?

I need to get me some paypig simps.

Sucker born every minute. It's a quote that holds up all these years later.

 

[msd]

So, this asshole has enough money thanks to his paypig simps that he can fly around the US trying to fight people over stupid internet shit?

I need to get me some paypig simps.

Atleast we get content out of it