Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Under all that fat and grease is a chad bone structure. If Chris had been obsessed with hitting the gym instead of Sonic he could have been very attractive. He could have been saved.

He has always had one little problem.

 

[Ophelia]

He has always had one little problem.

That might only matter to women who get p in v orgasms. If he could find the clit without being creepy and repulsive, the duck might not be a problem.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

That might only matter to women who get p in v orgasms. If he could find the clit without being creepy and repulsive, the duck might not be a problem.

Excuse me, but he was hitting that g-spot better than Bob ever could!

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

That might only matter to women who get p in v orgasms. If he could find the clit without being creepy and repulsive, the duck might not be a problem.

Did his High School Sex Ed teach him about it? (The South tends to just stick to STI's, their symptoms and "abstinence is the only way m'kay?!")
Since he had access to Disney + he could've seen this:

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Did his High School Sex Ed teach him about it? (The South tends to just stick to STI's, their symptoms and "abstinence is the only way m'kay?!")
Since he had access to Disney + he could've seen this:

According to Chris, "fuck abstinence!"
Also, Chris was more interested in Dating Ed.

 

[Ophelia]

Did his High School Sex Ed teach him about it?

Ask Barb.

(The South tends to just stick to STI's, their symptoms and "abstinence is the only way m'kay?!")

All of Chris’s sex ed comes from porn.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Ask Barb.


All of Chris’s sex ed comes from porn.

1. Ewwww
2. Don't remind me, but that's the most normal part of his sexual awakenings.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

All of Chris’s sex ed comes from porn.

The CWCki says Chris didn't discover "mass debating" until 15 while watching a sex scene in a softcore film.

(he really is one of - if not the most - documented people in history)

 

[Stupidface]

Kengle is hogging it

Archive

This is a special kind of retardation. He posted an entire letter Chris wanted not shared at all previously, but now that he realizes he can try to milk the ramblings of a lunatic once again.. Kengle decides to respect the requests of a motherfucker? I guess it shouldn't be expected for a hamburger boiler to have any reasonable logic.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I guess it shouldn't be expected for a hamburger boiler to have any reasonable logic.

Kengle could become every kind of the "Unholy Quintet", like "Sockness" is now.

(Unholy Quintet - CWCki)

 

[Kirby]

Under all that fat and grease is a chad bone structure

i dont see it

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Archive

This is a special kind of retardation. He posted an entire letter Chris wanted not shared at all previously, but now that he realizes he can try to milk the ramblings of a lunatic once again.. Kengle decides to respect the requests of a motherfucker? I guess it shouldn't be expected for a hamburger boiler to have any reasonable logic.

Kengle shows why the gatekeeping of Chris by the older generation of trolls who cared most about content was a good thing.

Now we’ve got smug people like him who use content as ego boost to feel important.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

Kengle's summary is up on Onion farms.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Kengle's summary is up on Onion farms.
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What a shitty demi-god, this fat Nigga can’t even astral travel out of prison or curse the cops who turned him in for raping his mom.

The only powers I see from this dude is the power to consume unlimited prison jello.

 

[Ophelia]

Kengle's summary is up on Onion farms.
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It’s true; I did spontaneously combust yesterday. I was wondering what that was about.

Anyway, I’ve never really believed in God smiting people for being arrogant and claiming to be divine, but if anyone’s gonna get their ass smacked by Godbear, it’s Chris.

 

[Floralfeline]

Kengle's summary is up on Onion farms.
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A summary? Bullshit. Post the handwritten letter Kengle! I waited all fucking day for this?!

 

[Guinan's hats]

Chris must be bored enough to watch/listen to the news a lot

maybe he'll be a lot more informed after jail

 

[Ophelia]

A summary? Bullshit. Post the handwritten letter Kengle! I waited all fucking day for this?!

The more you beg the more he holds back.

 

[Alex Krycek]

The summary is fine. It’s insane and ranting even as it is.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

The summary is fine. It’s insane and ranting even as it is.

I hardly see why Chris wants to keep this all concealed too. Outside of the claims that everyone he doesn't like will be disintegrated, it's the same rambling we've seen the past 9 months.