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And what's the problem they have with that? Most people aren't asexual or trans. It's just nature. No number of labels can change that.
Asexuals on Tumblr
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We do have a thread on those tards.
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Yeah, exactly. If you're really asexual, you're 1% of the population so you're kind of a freak whether you like it or not. The rest of the world doesn't need a special label for your sake. In my Googling the word, I found this gem though:
"It was created most likely due to the fact a lot of non-ace SJ tumblr uses REALLY HATED us (asexuals) using the word ‘sexual’ to describe them"
Sexual is a slur now? Whut?
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Sometimes there's people that contest that asexuals should say they have no sexuality instead of the word "asexual." I believe this is what they are referring to (not really worth complaining about, but whatever makes you feel more oppressed).
Or reading again, I'm actually not sure. There's my guess.
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Apparently allosexuals do nothing but fuck all day and don't even cuddle after.
I've never heard of "fraysexual" so I made the mistake of looking it up.
Putting people on pedestals only to be disappointed by the real person underneath is a sexual orientation.
There's going to be a lot of sexually and emotionally stunted late-teenagers running around in a few years.
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Fraysexual-the punchline of every comedian's marriage joke.
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In case you weren't overthinking it enough, there is now a fourth dimension to sexuality: sensual attraction
(from cupcakearrow.tumblr.com/acearothings)
Now this sounds fucktarded but remember, wanting to shove your tongue down someone's throat is NOT sexual and you're an oppressor shitlord if you disagree.
The next couple bits are from the Asexual Wikia. This is what happens when you slash sex ed programs and let tv do the babysitting, everybody.
(from cupcakearrow.tumblr.com/acearothings)
Now this sounds fucktarded but remember, wanting to shove your tongue down someone's throat is NOT sexual and you're an oppressor shitlord if you disagree.
The next couple bits are from the Asexual Wikia. This is what happens when you slash sex ed programs and let tv do the babysitting, everybody.
Yet another take on preteen love-shyness and late blooming as a sexual orientation. I could make a drinking game out of this, but I like my liver as it is.
I read somewhere that being stuck "watching" or in third-person mode with your fantasies is actually a major sign of pornography addiction, but all forms of science and medicine are a social construct run by white people and therefore wrong. Bonus points for a hideous, hideous flag.
We've had enough discussion here about "gray" asexuality and demisexuality, but I think this deserves a special mention. Can YOU spot the autism? The answer is under the screencap.
That's right! If you need to know somebody before loving them, you're not normal, you're demiromantic.
I read somewhere that being stuck "watching" or in third-person mode with your fantasies is actually a major sign of pornography addiction, but all forms of science and medicine are a social construct run by white people and therefore wrong. Bonus points for a hideous, hideous flag.
We've had enough discussion here about "gray" asexuality and demisexuality, but I think this deserves a special mention. Can YOU spot the autism? The answer is under the screencap.
That's right! If you need to know somebody before loving them, you're not normal, you're demiromantic.
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Lithsexuals face a lot of discrimination in the real world.
So "lithrosexual" is also known as "apesexual". Good to know.
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Can't wait till cornucopiexual. Or like bloatsexual. Shit man I can make up words to hide my crippling lack of social skills.
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In case you weren't overthinking it enough, there is now a fourth dimension to sexuality: sensual attraction
(from cupcakearrow.tumblr.com/acearothings)
Now this sounds fucktarded but remember, wanting to shove your tongue down someone's throat is NOT sexual and you're an oppressor shitlord if you disagree.
The next couple bits are from the Asexual Wikia. This is what happens when you slash sex ed programs and let tv do the babysitting, everybody.
Yet another take on preteen love-shyness and late blooming as a sexual orientation. I could make a drinking game out of this, but I like my liver as it is.
I read somewhere that being stuck "watching" or in third-person mode with your fantasies is actually a major sign of pornography addiction, but all forms of science and medicine are a social construct run by white people and therefore wrong. Bonus points for a hideous, hideous flag.
We've had enough discussion here about "gray" asexuality and demisexuality, but I think this deserves a special mention. Can YOU spot the autism? The answer is under the screencap.
That's right! If you need to know somebody before loving them, you're not normal, you're demiromantic.
My sexual identity is voyeurism.
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From asexualityexists.tumblr.com
Breaking news: Mutual arousal doesn't mean you're a typical human being, it means you're recipsexual.
Collapsing into slumber as sexual identity. I think my favorite part is that they all but admit that these feelings are temporary.
Do "alloromantics" just fall in love and get married after the first hello, or what? What is the difference?
The more I read of these, the more they sound like typical first crushes. "I like her, I want to hold her hand... BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEX HER, that's WEIRD and I'm like TWELVE... And she's my friend, not my gf! I wish she would ask me o- NO I don't, the pressure, I am not worthy! If I ask her out, she might say no... she makes me feel so weird and uncomfortable but good at the same time and I am so confused." Oh, memories.
Breaking news: Mutual arousal doesn't mean you're a typical human being, it means you're recipsexual.
Collapsing into slumber as sexual identity. I think my favorite part is that they all but admit that these feelings are temporary.
Do "alloromantics" just fall in love and get married after the first hello, or what? What is the difference?
The more I read of these, the more they sound like typical first crushes. "I like her, I want to hold her hand... BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEX HER, that's WEIRD and I'm like TWELVE... And she's my friend, not my gf! I wish she would ask me o- NO I don't, the pressure, I am not worthy! If I ask her out, she might say no... she makes me feel so weird and uncomfortable but good at the same time and I am so confused." Oh, memories.
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At least this madness is confined to the internet.
Nobody is marching down the street with a bullhorn shouting about how much sex they don't have or how much they'd "rather eat cake."
Nobody is marching down the street with a bullhorn shouting about how much sex they don't have or how much they'd "rather eat cake."
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At least this madness is confined to the internet.
Nobody is marching down the street with a bullhorn shouting about how much sex they don't have or how much they'd "rather eat cake."
And they all look like totally rational people who are abstaining from sex by personal choice and no other reason.
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...Is that Kalossexual flag a square pokeball?!From asexualityexists.tumblr.com
Breaking news: Mutual arousal doesn't mean you're a typical human being, it means you're recipsexual.
Collapsing into slumber as sexual identity. I think my favorite part is that they all but admit that these feelings are temporary.
Do "alloromantics" just fall in love and get married after the first hello, or what? What is the difference?
The more I read of these, the more they sound like typical first crushes. "I like her, I want to hold her hand... BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEX HER, that's WEIRD and I'm like TWELVE... And she's my friend, not my gf! I wish she would ask me o- NO I don't, the pressure, I am not worthy! If I ask her out, she might say no... she makes me feel so weird and uncomfortable but good at the same time and I am so confused." Oh, memories.
At least this madness is confined to the internet.
Nobody is marching down the street with a bullhorn shouting about how much sex they don't have or how much they'd "rather eat cake."
I dunno, that asian dude in the yellow wife-beater looks pretty damn ripped. The rest look like your typical anime convention crowd tbh.
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An "Asexual Coming Out Card". This is printable for all your asexual coming out needs. I suggest that you add a "Big Dogs" mascot to the bottom before you do that though...
"This card is to inform you that by not having sex I'm as special as the gays. Please adjust your oppressive remarks and pity for me accordingly. Oh and keep it a secret uwu"
The less colorful alternatives are entirely in comic sans. From what I can tell, this isn't a ruse cruise but it is a [sexual orientation][fictional character] blogname so Poe's Law is in effect.
http://trans-boy-bubbles.tumblr.com/post/93266486330/asexual-coming-out-cards
"This card is to inform you that by not having sex I'm as special as the gays. Please adjust your oppressive remarks and pity for me accordingly. Oh and keep it a secret uwu"
The less colorful alternatives are entirely in comic sans. From what I can tell, this isn't a ruse cruise but it is a [sexual orientation][fictional character] blogname so Poe's Law is in effect.
http://trans-boy-bubbles.tumblr.com/post/93266486330/asexual-coming-out-cards