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- Mar 24, 2013
But that would imply that Phil would voluntarily go anywhere near a black person, even the most urkel of stereotypes. Our dear rat toothed derp eyed lumpenpotato is content to pretend to be a total badass from his apartment, bouncing and squeaking his middle age away one artisanal pizza at a time...until he becomes homeless, then all bets are off.
I'm partially convinced that the reason Phil is always wearing his "Black Bloc" balaclava is because of the retarded face tattoos he's gotten, especially the ones that either make him look like some reject from the Aryan Brotherhood. But because he's a moron who wants to pretend that he's really a badass tough guy, he still gets them. This time it's a spoopy skull because he's totes a Satanist now. But I think people have given him shit IRL about the face tats on the rare occasions he's braved the mean streets of Portland, accusing him of being a neo-Nazi, and that's why he always wears the balaclava, even when he's alone at home. And also his Commie revolutionary LARP, but mostly the tats.