"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

But that would imply that Phil would voluntarily go anywhere near a black person, even the most urkel of stereotypes. Our dear rat toothed derp eyed lumpenpotato is content to pretend to be a total badass from his apartment, bouncing and squeaking his middle age away one artisanal pizza at a time...until he becomes homeless, then all bets are off.

I'm partially convinced that the reason Phil is always wearing his "Black Bloc" balaclava is because of the retarded face tattoos he's gotten, especially the ones that either make him look like some reject from the Aryan Brotherhood. But because he's a moron who wants to pretend that he's really a badass tough guy, he still gets them. This time it's a spoopy skull because he's totes a Satanist now. But I think people have given him shit IRL about the face tats on the rare occasions he's braved the mean streets of Portland, accusing him of being a neo-Nazi, and that's why he always wears the balaclava, even when he's alone at home. And also his Commie revolutionary LARP, but mostly the tats.
 
I'm partially convinced that the reason Phil is always wearing his "Black Bloc" balaclava is because
Oh this was explained a while back. He used to post maskless until we pointed out his rat teeth and derp eyes and then he began to wear the mask to hide his rat teeth. Then we began to point out his bulging fat neck and how his derp eyes were still recognizable and he started wearing shades to try and hide that. Still can't hide the fat though!

By the way he almost never takes off his clothes or at least his boots despite his claims to the contrary.
 
Oh this was explained a while back. He used to post maskless until we pointed out his rat teeth and derp eyes and then he began to wear the mask to hide his rat teeth. Then we began to point out his bulging fat neck and how his derp eyes were still recognizable and he started wearing shades to try and hide that. Still can't hide the fat though!

By the way he almost never takes off his clothes or at least his boots despite his claims to the contrary.

Well, that too. His appearance in general is why he wears the balaclavas. And regarding his Fetal Alcohol retard eyes: even when he was wearing shades and goggles you could still see his derp eyes through the dark tinting. He stopped trying to cover them up for a while, but he eventually started getting his ass chapped about them and would Photoshop black censor bars or adjust the color and saturation of the photos until you couldn't see his FAS eyes.
 
As if he wasn't a massive enough tard to begin with he's had to go and tattoo his face.

And it doesn't make him look badass like he hoped. It just shows off more of the derp.

There is a phenomenon that I see many damaged people who don't have coping skills get tattoos. Not saying this is true for everyone, but they always seem to say getting a tattoo calms them down or soothes their anxiety. Philth has said this multiple times back when he started getting them en masse.
Yeah but he claimed, originally, that this was his way of dealing with the dysphoria of being male. He was "reclaiming" his body as it were. And once he was going to be a true and honest woman he'd give up the tats.

And yet even after all these times and pretending that he had gotten his duck turned inside out he continued with the tattoos. So either it wasn't for that reason or Taters really is that stupid.

If the wrong person saw it and clues into Phil being a poseur playing pretend badass, it could earn Phil a curb stomping or even a shallow grave to make an example of what happens to people who try to get credit for things they haven't done.
We can only hope this happens some day. Taters winds up coming face to face with a real badass and realizes that larping as one has it's limitations.
 
That tear drop tattoo under his left eye could legit cause real world problems for Phil if seen by certain people. By "real world problems" I mean a severe ass beating or worse. Tear drop tattoos have a very particular meaning in prison and gang cultures, often times symbolizing that the person with the tear drop has killed someone for his crew/gang. If the wrong person saw it and clues into Phil being a poseur playing pretend badass, it could earn Phil a curb stomping or even a shallow grave to make an example of what happens to people who try to get credit for things they haven't done.

tbf being clocked as a poser is the GOOD outcome in this situation
some gangs will remove poser tattoos with a belt sander or knife, but if someone clocks him as a rival gang member he will legitimately get shanked. If he runs into a recently out AB guy who takes his stupid spanish tattoos and teardrop to make him a white dude in the latin kings he will get killed horribly
 
Do badasses kill obvious retards? You’d think he’s in more danger from other retards trying to prove themselves. If a sped is looking to feel like a big shot but knows they aren’t capable of taking on most people, Phil could be a target as the weakest weakling.
"Badass" in this case is anybody that has poor impulse control, a temper, and a desire to be violent. Phil as three things protecting him:

1) He lives in portland. Don't get me wrong, there's criminals there that can and would shank him if they had a reason to, but for the most part as long as he stays in the lily white areas he's not likely to encounter anybody serious.

2) He's a coward. A full-on chickenshit coward. Phil is juuust bright enough to know that the real scary people are ones you want to run away from and Phil doesn't actually want anything to do with them.

3) He's a recluse. Unless he's going on a cheese run or getting another scribble on his pig skin, Phil never really goes out.

Now, what will happen when he becomes homeless? Assuming he doesn't try to get some sort of tard housing and he's walking the streets, most people will leave him alone. We know he's a doughy little bitch, but most people will look at him and leave him alone. The homeless though, some might put up with him and try to show him the ropes, but as soon as he starts being a nuisance and ruining the grifting or tries his tough guy act he's going to get run off.

Or robbed. You might say he's got nothing of value, but you don't know what's in somebodies' pockets until you're rifling though them and even pocket change and some pens are worth stealing to bums. If he's still got a working phone and an EBT card he's basically asking to be robbed.
 
Do badasses kill obvious retards? You’d think he’s in more danger from other retards trying to prove themselves. If a sped is looking to feel like a big shot but knows they aren’t capable of taking on most people, Phil could be a target as the weakest weakling.
Some gang banger would kill him if it meant needing to do so as part of an initiation but Taters is too much of a coward to actually go to places where they'd congregate or put himself into a position where he couldn't just waddle away in terror.
 
Some gang banger would kill him if it meant needing to do so as part of an initiation but Taters is too much of a coward to actually go to places where they'd congregate or put himself into a position where he couldn't just waddle away in terror.

Phil is too cowardly to leave his Ain't-ifa Barracks to even go to quiet peaceful protests conducted by non-violent moderates. He's scared shitless of catching COVID. Looks like he will only leave to buy food and get poor life choices permanently inked into his pig flesh.
 
It worked for GenoSamuel on Chris-Chan because Chris is genuinely interesting as a person.

Taters isn't. He's just a tard we like to poke with sticks every so often.
Phil was interesting and entertaining in a kind of horrible way from 2014-2017 or so. Chris has more staying power.

But it was funny watching Phil pretend he was being constantly attacked by kiwi farms and gamergate, watch him alienate friend after friend, many of which actually came to the farms themselves, claim he was assaulted, threaten suicide, talk about his imaginary country, talk about his invisible friends and talk about how feminine he really is.
 
Phil was interesting and entertaining in a kind of horrible way from 2014-2017 or so. Chris has more staying power.

But it was funny watching Phil pretend he was being constantly attacked by kiwi farms and gamergate, watch him alienate friend after friend, many of which actually came to the farms themselves, claim he was assaulted, threaten suicide, talk about his imaginary country, talk about his invisible friends and talk about how feminine he really is.
Chris was a kind of cultural phenomenon. He became a symbol of a particular era of the Internet, to the point where the mainstream media took notice. When the history of early twenty-first century culture comes to be written, he may well get at least a mention and maybe more. He’s endured better than most 2000s memes. And from a documentary perspective, there’s a story with a beginning, middle and now an end.

ADF never had that kind of impact. He was a big deal as lolcows go, but he was always a follower. Just an overgrown rebellious teenager with no ideas of his own and no real beliefs. Strip away the window dressing of whatever identity he has this week, and he’s just a fat, white trash tard who wasted his youth and will die alone.
 
I am currently working on a documentary series about ADF's life. This is the first trailer for it.
Welcome to the farms, here's some genuine advice on this little project of yours. Don't. Whatever internet clout you hope to gain by making this 'docuseries' isn't worth it. I don't know what possessed you to make this. Maybe it's for a college class, maybe it's for the aforementioned clout, I don't know. Phil has been documented and filed away to death and your series will be nothing more than a glorified recap of whatever quality a person can guess at, even if you manage to secure an interview with Phil himself. Even the owner of the site called you out on this poorly planned endeavor.

Your time and effort can be spent on something much more productive. Perhaps find a significant other, maybe developing a hobby or even bettering yourself since you straight up admit you're naive. Just think about it.
 
Making a youtube doc about a cow could be a great way to practice the craft, but Phil is just not a good choice. He was funny at the time when he was bouncing and squeaking about kiwi drive bys and shit, but it’s not really entertaining to look back on. Plus he’s fat.
 
I am currently working on a documentary series about ADF's life. This is the first trailer for it.
Fuck it is ever sad that this is some shit-tier attempt at emulating GenoSamuel. One video and you're egotistical enough to go by 'Sycorax Productions'? By all means, go ahead and make it; it might be unintentionally hilarious.
 
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