🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[break these cuffs]

You're right, they'd be more akin to outer labia considering his ongoing behavior. Food for thought

What you're saying is that the Memphis Micro is actually his gunt clit?

 

[Hüftpriester]

lol, just look at him. He's starting to look like a literal retard.

T/A

 

[Ragepig]

 

[break these cuffs]

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When you spot the make your own ice cream station at the Special Olympics.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

Ralph actually doing the soyface, we've reached levels beyond what I ever expected

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I know this is said a lot, but it is rather strange Ralph never mentions him. Even for pity points. NOT MA BABA.

Maybe we are dealing with a Hugo situation and Ralph is really the disabled brother.

Not talking about Ethan is literally the only thing I can’t fault Ralph for.

 

[Mackiavelli13]

I'm sure your horse and child at home would love to have the same attention and love as the one you give to Jim.

 

[Iamthatis]

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He looks like a retard who was just offered cake!

 

[Slimy Time]

He never stops tweeting and barely gets any engagement. All of his enemies outpace him by multiple orders of magnitude for even the simplest tweets. His entire life is the internet and he's not even good at it.

EDIT: also love the hubris of his attacks. "I hate them, to be honest." "I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire." "I actually think their content is boring."

Totally ignoring the fact that nobody gives a fuck about his opinions and they don't matter to anyone.

He does it so he can get some ass pats by the Cozy TV people and the retards who genuinely enjoy his content.

 

[Jin101]

View attachment 3350713 I'm sure your horse and child at home would love to have the same attention and love as the one you give to Jim.

He's not even talking about America first, holy crap what an absolute retard

 

[Stasi]

New blood feud just dropped.
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Lmao even Muta knows about the ass beatings Ralph has received. The gunt truly is infamous on the internet.

I remember itsagundam made a jab at Ralph during the Digi brawl. Ralph like to think he has reach but it's not in the way he thinks, actually people just know him as the embarrassing fat retard who likes to eat shit.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

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"Look at these A-logs ruining my NYC trip! FUCK YOU Broke Dick Farms!"

 

[Hüftpriester]

His not even talking about America first, holy crap what an absolute retard
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>have the reading comprehension abilities of a 10 year old
>get mocked by randos on twitter for being a retard
>delete the tweet
>call someone else dumb for having a based and well thought out take on groyper fags

T/A
Archive of Bored Expat's full take on AF and their homosexual leader.

 

[Swirling weeb]

....
did this nigga just go to Spain to get buttslammed by a Spaniard...
yes... yes he did the satisfaction on his face says it all

 

[Siegfried]

Free chips angers the gunt. No food for the wife, only RALPHAMALE can eat like a hog.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

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i think he just makes shit up and deboonks it, because i never know what he's even talking about anymore

Sustained heavy drug use can lead to mental degradation and psychosis. This is true of any drug from weed to alcohol like oh say maker’s mark to Xanax.

 

[Siegfried]

Sustained heavy drug use can lead to mental degradation and psychosis. This is true of any drug from weed to alcohol like oh say maker’s mark to Xanax.

add in near monthly sustained head trauma.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

lol, just look at him. He's starting to look like a literal retard.
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T/A

 

[thismanlies]

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Wait a minute, this guy wasn’t born with an extra chromosome. It was beaten into him!

 

[Beef Elemental]

Wait a minute, this guy wasn’t born with an extra chromosome. It was beaten into him!

I think there might actually be a genetic component.