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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Hüftpriester said:
>have the reading comprehension abilities of a 10 year old
>get mocked by randos on twitter for being a retard
>delete the tweet
>call someone else dumb for having a based and well thought out take on groyper fags
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Archive of Bored Expat's full take on AF and their homosexual leader.
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"bro u dumb" cool input gunt really showing how you totally would have earned that polisci degree
 
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Imagine being literally retarded. Imagine being Ethan Ralph. Imagine that if people are saying things about the criminal revenge porn you criminally posted, and getting criticized for it.

Imagine you're literally in the Ralph position. You have to defend your penis. Even after everyone has seen it and knows it's amazingly tiny. You have to claim it's YUUUUUUGE!
 
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Its just mindblowing to me that a human being can fly halfway around the world to go visit some of the most interesting and culturally rich areas on earth, and spend most of his day on twitter typing at his haters. Goes to show that travelling to Portugal really is his way of owning the alogs, he doesn't care about the sights or anything, just about what he can boast about on twitter to his few fans left.
 
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The funny thing about Ralph is he won't shut the fuck up for his own good. If he decided to shut the fuck up about the revenge porn he probably wouldn't have been charged.

SHUT YOUR PIG HOLE YOU FAT FUCK.
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
So wait. The guy who said he’d rather die and delete his account than delete a tweet deleted a tweet not a few days later? Shocking,
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The Ralphamale doesn't need to keep his word for you ALAWGS.
 
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I have to wonder how advisable it is to publicly state you will be sending a thug with your financial backing to your baby momma's place when said baby momma has a restraining order against you. Restraining orders typically restrain you and anyone connected to you.

Archive worthy nonetheless.
 
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Trench said:
I have to wonder how advisable it is to publicly state you will be sending a thug with your financial backing to your baby momma's place when said baby momma has a restraining order against you. Restraining orders typically restrain you and anyone connected to you.

Archive worthy nonetheless.
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It boggles my mind, him or his agents aren't allowed there, ppp and andy have an open invitation.
 
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If Xander's family wants to meet the people behind their investments, there is nothing, absolutely nothing you can do to stop it, Ethan.
Cope and seethe.
Maybe if you didn't spend over $4000 on this spite trip, you could fork out 4-5 or even half a year of child support to see your biological not-your-son (Faith's BF will adopt Xander).
Xander will grow up calling someone else daddy. When he learns about his biological father, when he stumbles on all your antics, he will confront you, and you'll be the next Sandra.
That's assuming you live another 18 years.
 
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I'm gonna go ahead and say it - PPP is infinitely more entertaining and charismatic as a show host than Ralph ever was. The good old days of the Killstream mostly consisted of Ralph being quiet in the background and occasionally reading superchats while his guests provided the content.

Warski is an unfunny retard, but he must have some sort of talent because he keeps making a resurgence from every major implosion. And let's be honest, I'd never heard of the Killstream before Ralph went on Warski Live and promoted it. There's this narrative that Ralph "made" Warski, but the way I see it is the other way around.

Obviously PPP is the star of the Chemo Casino, but it wouldn't be what it is without Andy. PPP owes Warski just as much as Ralph did back in the day.
 
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