Most days I can parse my anger at this human garbage bag full of turkey neck meat through a calming filter of levity and wit. Then there are days like this. To Perdition's flames with this undereducated, overprivileged ManToddler trying to play at being an "economist" because his "TV Chef / Movie Star" grift can't keep the f*cking lights on anymore. Not even the satisfaction of this gas bag mouth-farting his gibberish at his poorly-framed camera lens so lustily that his own Freudian slip is showing can salve my rancor. The unmitigated gall of this cretin defies credulity and begs the Universe for justice as poetic as he is not and as vulgar as his own gross appetites most certainly are.
He wants a name for this horror? How about "My Big Fat Desperate Plea For Relevance Starring a Human Punchline"? Ta da.
It all boils down to him being an absolute asshole of a human being. Of all of his flaws, this is the one that can't really be forgiven: Jack could be 100% the idiot he is, the awful cook he is, fuck, he could keep his arrogance and he wouldn't be half the hateable person he is right now if he wasn't this much of an asshole to others. He's the kind of guy that likes to see others suffering, not out of some childish schadenfreude or desensitization but rather because he feels the need to ruin someone else's day in order to feel like a tough guy, to laugh with pride in order to forget about his deep seated insecurities he does fuckall about!
That other guy, Paul, is the only one in the Jagoffsphere that is worse on that regard, he doesn't say it but you can tell he sees employees as objects, serfs, and not equals. Jack is still more of an attraction precisely because he comes out of fucking nowhere to shit on people that actually work for a living instead of leeching off their relatives, and this guy was a fucking leech even before he suffered two strokes due to his own incompetence and refusal to change his habits. It would be delightful to see Tammy force this bloated fucker to find a job in order to keep his habits going, if only to see him pissed off and eating some humble pie for once!
He always has to take the contrarian opinion on everything when he himself is a worthless sack of shit. He hasn't worked hard a day in his life. Look how fucking fat he is. So fat and lazy he was able to eat himself into 3 strokes. But it's okay, let the healthcare workers deal him. He sits at home all day while his wife goes out to an office every day. I wonder what her opinion on the matter is.
It's pretty obvious by now that their marriage is a loveless one on the many meanings of the word. Even if she still loved Jack somehow after putting up with him being an asshole for 24 years, I doubt she's going out of her way to spend more time with him, from what we know they're on a rocky relationship that wouldn't exist if not for the headaches that come with it ending being greater than keeping things as they are until Jagoff is done. Deep down she must know this bloated asshole is basically dead without her around and the guilt that would come with her essentially dooming him to his own devices might hold her in!
Powerleveling a bit, I know someone that is stuck with a Jagoff on her life, except the asshole she married is more pleasant than Jack is (which speaks to how much of an asshole he is). Guy is a deadbeat alcoholic that only has the decency of not being violent, other than that she's basically his mommywife and him, a leech with some sons born out of previous relationships. It really sucks as she's a sweet woman, but even with her tolerance of her Jack she still has a "secret" credit card and a "hidden" bank account for her personal finances to keep her money out of his reach, and she's getting a better deal than Tammy is with her husband. So I highly doubt Tammy hasn't got an entire World hidden away from Jack, she's got a lot to lose by not doing so and little in her way considering she's an accountant and Jagoff is too fucking stupid to know how to find these things on his own!
She’s probably relieved to get out of the house away from her man toddler husband. 8 hours of work = 8 hours of freedom for TamTam.
Considering how much of a manbaby Jack is (we're talking about a guy that puts hot sauce on his food so that his wife won't touch it), odds are he's happy to have her away as much as possible so that he can prance around the house like a happy lardass in denial. She probably has plenty of "meetings" with Jim Traynor and other events that keep her away from the House, and Jack is all the happier for it. These two would be much happier if they finally divorced and let go of their insecurities!
