Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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meth head is back. (not warlord)

I feel bad for down the hill dave. I bet that dude has some solid tweaker stories to tell if Cobes would let him tell em.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I feel bad for down the hill dave. I bet that dude has some solid tweaker stories to tell if Cobes would let him tell em.

I don't. he said one time, if (the police) finds drugs on him, he'll get someone to take the fall. he's a worthless druggie. tbh, his whole complex is full of them. would love to see how many sickos live in his complex. it has to be a shit ton

 

[Welcome to the Show]

Someone on Reddit spotted Jord in the wild. This is the most exciting development in weeks.

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[Baby Cakes]

I don't. he said one time, if (the police) finds drugs on him, he'll get someone to take the fall. he's a worthless druggie. tbh, his whole complex is full of them. would love to see how many sickos live in his complex. it has to be a shit ton

I think someone detailed how many sex offenders live within a small mile radius from Cobes. It was surprising.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I think someone detailed how many sex offenders live within a small mile radius from Cobes. It was surprising.

Don’t really surprise me. Shit towns like that are full of ‘em and shitty apartment like them are full of them since they don’t have much money to rent better places.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

meth head is back. (not warlord)

On of these days he's going to get really badly burned by letting these guys crash with him, robbed, attacked, assaulted etc it's sadly just a matter of time.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

tha

On of these days he's going to get really badly burned by letting these guys crash with him, robbed, attacked, assaulted etc it's sadly just a matter of time.

that meth head stole something from his work bench once. I think someone told him, but cobra didn't care.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

tha

that meth head stole something from his work bench once. I think someone told him, but cobra didn't care.

He will care when it's something like his computer, shon, lathe etc

Just to clarrify I don't want that happenning to him but it's what I can see happening to him if he carrys on.

 

[Baby Cakes]

He will care when it's something like his computer, shon, lathe etc

Just to clarrify I don't want that happenning to him but it's what I can see happening to him if he carrys on.

Floorlord has definitely taken things. He took more tobacco than Cobes assumed he asked for and only got that much because Cobes okay'd it.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He will care when it's something like his computer, shon, lathe etc

Just to clarrify I don't want that happenning to him but it's what I can see happening to him if he carrys on.

agree, he's the type of person who ignores all the advice from others until it gets bad.

Floorlord has definitely taken things. He took more tobacco than Cobes assumed he asked for and only got that much because Cobes okay'd it.

he did. some random shit. people told him and he didn't believe/cared

 

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YouTube needs to work on their algorithms.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

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I think it's gotten worse recently, I was just watching a video about a blacksmithing technique and it then moved onto some form of Rap music, and the up next after that looked like some soy based vlogger channel.

I've never listened to Rap, or watched vloggers so it puts pay to the idea it's based on what you watch.

 

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It really is impressive just how repulsive he manages to make his dishes look.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

It really is impressive just how repulsive he manages to make his dishes look.

it looks undercooked. "raw pork is goth toobz"

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

It really is impressive just how repulsive he manages to make his dishes look.

It's like he's managed to get a negative skill isn't it.

 

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it looks undercooked. "raw pork is goth toobz"

Trichinosis coming in nicely toobz.

It's like he's managed to get a negative skill isn't it.

I wish he would get serious about starting a cooking channel on youtube. There's little doubt he would be able to monitorize the shit out of it and I'm willing to bet he can get mad subscribers just off the reaction youtubers getting involved.

 

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"Fuck the troles dood, I'd totally get two Michigan stars"

 

[TurdFondler]

At least this time the ribs are actually tender instead of triple cooked husks

 

[Bogliacci]

The boy needs to trim his whiskers, they're going to start getting discolored like you see happen with a lot of alcoholic's facial hair.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Trichinosis coming in nicely toobz.

I wish he would get serious about starting a cooking channel on youtube. There's little doubt he would be able to monitorize the shit out of it and I'm willing to bet he can get mad subscribers just off the reaction youtubers getting involved.

I feel he would still somehow get demonetised. He would black out drunk, start calling people faggots, demand targeted harassment while boiling some Mountain Dew eggs. I honestly don’t think he really cares about the money too much.

If he really tried a legit cooking channel it would take off — not for the reasons he wants but people would watch. It would be a lot of people laughing at his shit, leading to comments being turned off, and then his rants while boiling a stew of Doritos, root beer, and Vienna sausages.

If he wasn’t such a piece of shit, he actually could make decent entertaining content that would make him money