Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

The Southwest Strangla said:
Lol people use to troll him over that.
“Cobra, there’s been a school shooting…why didn’t your magic protect them?” *cobra stares off into space * “well……fuckin sickos…” *sniff beer and toots*
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Reminds me of this gem.


My favorite quote "God Fucking Dammit...This is the kind of crap that gives weed, The Devil, and my music a bad name!" -Timestamp 2:42
Honorable mention "They found a wand in his locker get the fuck out of here with that." -Timestamp 7:29
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
I wish he would start making his own ‘scented’ candles as a side hustle
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You know that bit in Shrek where he makes a candle from his ear wax? Yea I am pictureing something like that.

The Southwest Strangla said:
AA is kind out of date.
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Yea I tried it when I started to get sober and I couldnt get on with how they did it, I found another local group that works better for me and they actively work on helping people in the community so if you have fallen off the wagon they are there to pick you up and put you back on.
 
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Jack Scarefani said:
I must have misread something way back. Thought he sent it out to some fan claiming they could make upgrades.
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Nah, supposedly a fan gave him a certificate for a free upgrade. It sounded suspicious as fuck but turned out to be true. I think the 'fan' actually was smart and thinking long-term. He is encouraging him to provide us with more Shon content, which is a window into that retarded Boglim's soul.

daBonehead said:
Edit: Maybe Cobes is using his own promo code and ordering his large quantities of soap to impress the tactical soap people. Maybe he thinks they'll be like "damn that goth dude moves a lot of soap we have to keep him as an affiliate. "
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I think you may be right. I can see him buying shit loads of soap through his own promo code, thinking he is being clever and getting some of the cashback while 'gaming the system'. It's the exact kinda retard shit he gets up to, all the while thinking he is being clever. The company undoubtedly has been told about the retarded guy from Casper that is hawking their soap, all the while looking as if dipped in grease. The owners clearly don't give a fuck
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
Nah, supposedly a fan gave him a certificate for a free upgrade. It sounded suspicious as fuck but turned out to be true. I think the 'fan' actually was smart and thinking long-term. He is encouraging him to provide us with more Shon content, which is a window into that retarded Boglim's soul.
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You see that's trolling, not spamming him with Poot or telling him to "you'd better not X boy" etc your arming him with the ability to create his own gold and all cows produce better milk if left to there own devices I wish more people did that with other cows.
Rumply4Skyn said:
I think you may be right. I can see him buying shit loads of soap through his own promo code, thinking he is being clever and getting some of the cashback while 'gaming the system'. It's the exact kinda retard shit he gets up to, all the while thinking he is being clever. The company undoubtedly has been told about the retarded guy from Casper that is hawking their soap, all the while looking as if dipped in grease. The owners clearly don't give a fuck
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I think he's spoken to the owner on a podcast or something once? I think it's where he talked about wands to the two old guys - I just still have the question why soap? I know it's meant to be a pherimone and he's been exposed to the idea manly musk = chick magnet but there are other products targeted at that idea rather than that soap.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
I think the 'fan' actually was smart and thinking long-term. He is encouraging him to provide us with more Shon content, which is a window into that retarded Boglim's soul.
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A couple of years ago, I'd probably agree that it would be a smart move to send him things for the purposes of improving content but at this point even that is a waste of time and money. Shon will sit there on that couch and if somebody inquires about Shon & Saunders, Josh will immediately ask for money to do it. Assuming he gets the money, he'll do the same 3 jokes he's always done and not much else.

He's comfortable in his boglim cycle of gendur relayshuns and alcoholism, ain't nothing buckin' him from that bull.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
Nah, supposedly a fan gave him a certificate for a free upgrade. It sounded suspicious as fuck but turned out to be true. I think the 'fan' actually was smart and thinking long-term. He is encouraging him to provide us with more Shon content, which is a window into that retarded Boglim's soul.
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A nice gesture, but just watch as that was the last we see of him messing around with Shon for another year and shon just sitting on the futon
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I think he's spoken to the owner on a podcast or something once? I think it's where he talked about wands to the two old guys - I just still have the question why soap? I know it's meant to be a pherimone and he's been exposed to the idea manly musk = chick magnet but there are other products targeted at that idea rather than that soap.
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Gut theory? It's just the first one he personally came into contact with, and being autistic, decided it was the best. I recall early one, when he first got into it, him mentioning "There are other pheromone products out there...", so he's aware they exist, but I'm just assuming Bond Tactical was the first he actually stumbled across as claimed for himself.


A lot of that overpriced dogshit tends to use over the top MANLY MAN™ advertising, which you know works like magic on retards like him.



Duke Cannon fucking rules. But you can't watch this dumbass commercial and tell me it's not intentionally targeting no confidence having mongoloids.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Gut theory? It's just the first one he personally came into contact with, and being autistic, decided it was the best. I recall early one, when he first got into it, him mentioning "There are other pheromone products out there...", so he's aware they exist, but I'm just assuming Bond Tactical was the first he actually stumbled across as claimed for himself.


A lot of that overpriced dogshit tends to use over the top MANLY MAN™ advertising, which you know works like magic on retards like him.



Duke Cannon fucking rules. But you can't watch this dumbass commercial and tell me it's not intentionally targeting no confidence having mongoloids.
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Makes sense.

He watches Terrence Popp and he was a door kicker type in the military. Cobes sees these guys and thinks they are manly, so that shit must make him somewhat manly. One of the reasons he goes off about toxic masculinity when he drinks his fag drinks — he’s tough and tough guys and drink this too! He connects soap with being sexy and Bammm!

Autists also get weirdly focused on shit. His bell tower obsession is really off the wall. I mean, he lives in fucking bumfuck nowhere Wyoming. Where did he get hooked on bell towers? Some Harry Potter shit?
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Gut theory? It's just the first one he personally came into contact with, and being autistic, decided it was the best. I recall early one, when he first got into it, him mentioning "There are other pheromone products out there...", so he's aware they exist, but I'm just assuming Bond Tactical was the first he actually stumbled across as claimed for himself.
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most likely this. tactical soap is the either the first thing or one of the first things that comes up when you google 'pheromone soap'. he probably found their website, saw they had a black one and a green one and decided it was the best like you said. idk if they promote on youtube or not but it's possible he got it as a targeted ad on there too I guess.

edit; looks like he found out about it sometime in March '18, he talks about finding it and wanting to try it here. he mentions a review from a 'very reliable source' and says that is all he'll say about that. looks like it took until oct of the same year for him to actually order some.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Gut theory? It's just the first one he personally came into contact with, and being autistic, decided it was the best. I recall early one, when he first got into it, him mentioning "There are other pheromone products out there...", so he's aware they exist, but I'm just assuming Bond Tactical was the first he actually stumbled across as claimed for himself.


A lot of that overpriced dogshit tends to use over the top MANLY MAN™ advertising, which you know works like magic on retards like him.



Duke Cannon fucking rules. But you can't watch this dumbass commercial and tell me it's not intentionally targeting no confidence having mongoloids.
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The reddit troles use dr.squatch, farmers are all trve duke cannon afficionados. Only someone as stupid as our boy is gonna pay the same or more for half or less than half the brick of soap.
 
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Skeeter Khomen-Getit said:
Reminds me of this gem.


My favorite quote "God Fucking Dammit...This is the kind of crap that gives weed, The Devil, and my music a bad name!" -Timestamp 2:42
Honorable mention "They found a wand in his locker get the fuck out of here with that." -Timestamp 7:29
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Cobra King may not inspire school shootings, but he does inspire people to get abortions
 
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