Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

The Southwest Strangla said:
I don't. he said one time, if (the police) finds drugs on him, he'll get someone to take the fall. he's a worthless druggie. tbh, his whole complex is full of them. would love to see how many sickos live in his complex. it has to be a shit ton
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Correct. Without exaggeration, 99.9% of these addicts would steal the last dollar from their own mother if that's what it takes for the next fix. Down the Hill Dave is guaranteed known to every pawn shop and backyard fence in the neighborhood, and he's happy to get $0.10 or less on the dollar for any item. He'd walk out of there with Boglim's lathe if he thought he could get away with it.
 
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Very old news but I hadn't seen it before, apparently our boy really was in Vietnam.
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ErnstJunger said:
Correct. Without exaggeration, 99.9% of these addicts would steal the last dollar from their own mother if that's what it takes for the next fix. Down the Hill Dave is guaranteed known to every pawn shop and backyard fence in the neighborhood, and he's happy to get $0.10 or less on the dollar for any item. He'd walk out of there with Boglim's lathe if he thought he could get away with it.
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I’m betting money that one of these days he will find his place burglarized by one of his neighbors and find all his shit gone. I’m betting money on either Ian or Dave (maybe warlord).
 
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He's had the old place broken into before. He didn't make a big deal about it because someone stole his weed only and didn't want that on camera. Warlord and Scotty have all stolen from his old place enough times that became routine. It's hard to prove since people do it fast on camera that it looks suspicious but who knows. Dave looked like he has pocketed things and Warlord's been accused by fans too as far as the new place. I think there was an instance of Mr. Green looking like he pocketed something too but nothing has ever come of any of it.
 
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charlesdickens said:
He's had the old place broken into before. He didn't make a big deal about it because someone stole his weed only and didn't want that on camera. Warlord and Scotty have all stolen from his old place enough times that became routine. It's hard to prove since people do it fast on camera that it looks suspicious but who knows. Dave looked like he has pocketed things and Warlord's been accused by fans too as far as the new place. I think there was an instance of Mr. Green looking like he pocketed something too but nothing has ever come of any of it.
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I'd like to see a list of what we know has been stolen from Josh, he seems to have managed to so far avoid anything major getting stolen like his Computer, Lathe, Bike and importantly his Shotgun (that's the only thing of his I really worry about getting stolen for obvious reasons).

I'm guessing it's small portable stuff like CD's, hand tools off his bench (I think he's had at least 2 block planes, but he might toss them when they get blunt rather than sharpening them), and other small incidental stuff like lighters, tobacco and food - He has gotten really really lucky so far but it's only a mater of time before something else gets stolen or something happens to him and I really don't want that to happen to him.
 
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I think because he's almost always streaming it's a big deterrent for a B&E. The cretins can't know for sure if the camera is on, and everyone has already seen what they look like. Cobes doesn't have enough cash, booze or drugs to bother with a masked heist.
 
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TurdFondler said:
I think because he's almost always streaming it's a big deterrent for a B&E. The cretins can't know for sure if the camera is on, and everyone has already seen what they look like. Cobes doesn't have enough cash, booze or drugs to bother with a masked heist.
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If I knew nothing about him, I think I would think twice about robbing him. He looks like he is homeless, sounds like he is fucking crazy, and chances are he has no money. His neighbors hear him talking to himself for literally hours a day, not to mention yelling at all hours drunk as fuck. If I was going to rob someone, it wouldn't be the scruffy crazy fucker down the hall
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
I’m betting money that one of these days he will find his place burglarized by one of his neighbors and find all his shit gone. I’m betting money on either Ian or Dave (maybe warlord).
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When that happens, the literal first week, I am contacting drug dealers in Casper to see if I can buy that fucking computer.

Do you know what the fuck is potentially on that HDD? I would not be surprised to find some lost content in a folder that he forgot about, years and years ago.
 
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Skeeter Khomen-Getit said:
Jerking his wand, casting spells of protection...

It's sad to see him not practice magic anymore. It gave him a purpose to a degree.
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Lol people use to troll him over that.
“Cobra, there’s been a school shooting…why didn’t your magic protect them?” *cobra stares off into space * “well……fuckin sickos…” *sniff beer and toots*
 
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crying and shidding said:
"Your boy Cobra just ordered $100+ worth of Tactical soap, I'm looking forward to getting that."
How much fucking soap is this retard buying?
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Cobes gets a discount on the soap right? Or is he paying $10 a bar like everyone else? We know he rarely showers and likes to "wash" his clothes by rubbing the wet soap over them but still that's a lot of soap. Maybe he's eating it, secret food hack to clean your system twu.

Edit: Maybe Cobes is using his own promo code and ordering his large quantities of soap to impress the tactical soap people. Maybe he thinks they'll be like "damn that goth dude moves a lot of soap we have to keep him as an affiliate. "
 
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daBonehead said:
Cobes gets a discount on the soap right? Or is he paying $10 a bar like everyone else? We know he rarely showers and likes to "wash" his clothes by rubbing the wet soap over them but still that's a lot of soap. Maybe he's eating it, secret food hack to clean your system twu.
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He gives it away like it’s a great gift. Lots of past streams has him throwing ‘I gave you tactical soap!’ at people when angry at them. No clue if gets discount but think he does get small amount of money for referring all us ‘Cool Cobras’.

I wish he would start making his own ‘scented’ candles as a side hustle
 
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