Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
Jim's Tweets over the last 2 days, as has been stated by other people, come off as very clearly stated, intentioned, and with no grey area at all here. In short, legal. I first saw these tweets at work and my immediate thought was that they were very very defence based. I do certainly think there's an element of piss taking and laughing still here, but the wording belies outside interference, possibly from Rieketa, as they're friendly at least and would know about local laws better than nearly anyone.

Jim has previously stated he's a noguns, but has not said as much in the last 3 or so years of livestreams I've listened to. (They're good to watch/listen to whilst at work) I personally don't know whether he has a gun or not, but when Covid hit, I wouldn't be surprised if he'd be at minimum packing a Glock or something given his full prepper mindset at that time.

I personally didn't think Ralph would do this before, go to Jim's drive way? Fuck with them IRL? I had mega doubts about it, but the more he talks about it? I think he may actually talk himself into it. We can see it's retarded, we can ALL see it's retarded, but Ralph is working himself up more and more about it, dwelling on it, and I think he may actually do it in a Xannie fuelled sperg out. In addition to that, with Jim's tweets, he may now smell blood in the water and vulnerability.

We'll see how this pans out, but I do think Ralph may do something even more retarded.
 
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If Ralph is going to fight Jim IRL, they should agree to the conditions that the winner is the first person to stick their thumb up the other person's butt. We all already know how much Ralph likes to put his thumb in assholes so he wouldn't take any convincing
Why not, Ralph is already basically a Trailer Park Boys character:
 
Jim has previously stated he's a noguns, but has not said as much in the last 3 or so years of livestreams I've listened to. (They're good to watch/listen to whilst at work) I personally don't know whether he has a gun or not, but when Covid hit, I wouldn't be surprised if he'd be at minimum packing a Glock or something given his full prepper mindset at that time.
During the initial wave of coof, he talked about having bought a shotgun.
Later streams claimed he bought more with a lot of ammo but didn't specify.
 
Jim trapped himself with "using the courts is gay" so getting the courts involved will just be yet another RalphaW, fully dox Jim, and make Jim a hypocrite yet again. Jim should've just kept his mouth shut about Ralph if he didn't want the smoke.
The only thing I've ever heard Jim say about the courts is speaking against lolcows who use it over hurt feelings. Ralph literally threatened to stalk his wife.

Kind of a dumb move on Ralph's part to put a guy in a corner that he said himself might be about to die soon. I mean we have no idea how Jim is currently doing, but I know what I would be doing if I only had a couple of months left and some fat, pedo piece of trash was threatening my wife.
 
Gee, I wonder what impact Getting a restraining order dumped on him for stalking and harassing some Asian Nurse would have on that whole subject of “good conduct” with regard to his previous convictions? He really does want to get sent to jail again, doesn’t he?
 
During the initial wave of coof, he talked about having bought a shotgun.
Later streams claimed he bought more with a lot of ammo but didn't specify.
All the gun talk is pointless.
Jim knows the best way to deal with internet retards like Ralph is just don't answer the door.

Another reason the gun talk is pointless is clearly Ralph is zero threat to anyone physically. If he goes to Jim's town to do guntshoe investigations he will just get his ass kicked by random A-logs or Jim fans who track him down.
 
All the gun talk is pointless.
Jim knows the best way to deal with internet retards like Ralph is just don't answer the door.

Another reason the gun talk is pointless is clearly Ralph is zero threat to anyone physically. If he goes to Jim's town to do guntshoe investigations he will just get his ass kicked by random A-logs or Jim fans who track him down.
Gunt Hunt Americana.
 
Gee, I wonder what impact Getting a restraining order dumped on him for stalking and harassing some Asian Nurse would have on that whole subject of “good conduct” with regard to his previous convictions? He really does want to get sent to jail again, doesn’t he?
Let's be honest, he's going to be anyway. As much as he fears being Big Bubba's love pillow once again he's desperate to be seen as a bad ass and a threat on some level (despite everyone now knowing he's a hollow windbag who can't fight for shit) and for ego sake (and fueled through drug and alcohol abuse) he will end up breaking the law in someway and violating his probation.

It's a bit like the end of Scarface, only Tony Montana is fat, retarded, can't fight, is inbred, Michelle Pfifer's part is instead played by Mr Ed, and instead of being pelted with bullets he's getting pelted with "Sueeeeey Piggy Piggy! 5 Star Days!" and laughter.
 
All the gun talk is pointless.
Jim knows the best way to deal with internet retards like Ralph is just don't answer the door.

Another reason the gun talk is pointless is clearly Ralph is zero threat to anyone physically. If he goes to Jim's town to do guntshoe investigations he will just get his ass kicked by random A-logs or Jim fans who track him down.
And you have the properties of physics on your side. For being a gluttonous specimen of considerable mass, Ralph seems to get tossed onto his ass quite regularly. Doesn’t really help to be built like a bloated pear on short stilts.
 
Actually I think I know why Jim isn't scared at all of Ralph. I'll bet his house is like this
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And you have the properties of physics on your side. For being a gluttonous specimen of considerable mass, Ralph seems to get tossed onto his ass quite regularly. Doesn’t really help to be built like a bloated pear on short stilts.
Pretty sure if you kneecapped him he'd go down like a sack of potatoes. That said, just punching him like a normal person seems to do the trick and get him groveling belly up like a submissive animal, taking blow after blow without even feeble, womanly resistance.
 
I doubt ralph is as poor as we think. Id have to pull the numbers but I am willing to bet the horse is pulling in benefits for being a single mother from the state and all that bs. I'm also not so sure his super chats are all fake maybe 30%. I'd say there taking in a net profit each month. plus all the money from when he had a decent show where he wasn't sperging everyday if he didnt spend it all.
Let's not kid ourselves, Gunt is on welfare. He's barely making anything off his botted dear-air pity stream, the only way he could pull in any sort of income is from the tax payer's generosity. Leeching off society is a Ralph family tradition. His loser mother did it, his loser father did it, and in turn their loser parents, from the top on down.
 
All Jim needs to do is have cut outs of Ralph saying ‘PEDOPHILE’ or stuff like Adrienne Blaire won behind his window/screen door and Ralph can’t do shit. The moment he opens the door to remove it he broke the law
 
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Let's not kid ourselves, Gunt is on welfare. He's barely making anything off his botted dear-air pity stream, the only way he could pull in any sort of income is from the tax payer's generosity. Leeching off society is a Ralph family tradition. His loser mother did it, his loser father did it, and in turn their loser parents, from the top on down.
A truly pathetic existence. On 5 different drugs just to not feel anything while you holler about internet drama instead of providing for your family. At least Evan has an excuse, Ethan chose to be worthless.
 
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