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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 339 92.9%

  • Total voters
    365
Nice shot of his bruising, weeks later:
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Those bruises are a few inches across. Yellow stage, hat matches the bruising & makes the color pop.
Bruising easily is a symptom of Cushing's disease.

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Ralph has every single symptom of Cushing's. His cortisol levels must be astonishing.
 
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Did Ralph pin up a photo of Pantsu from @John Andrews Stan?
it would be funny if someone went undercover as a killstream fan and “ran into” them in public. undercover alog takes a photo of the two together and says “wow what a lovely photo i’ll send it to you on twitter ralph”. run it through faceapp man filter and then send it to him. he’d most definitely post it to twitter thinking it’s unedited
 
Bruising easily is a symptom of Cushing's disease.
I mean, yeah, but people also bruise easily when they get their ass kicked (as happened to Ralph after he invited Cog to come fight in Portugal, then picked the fight in Portugal, and then lost the fight several times in Portugal). It doesn't prove that much about his health (in this instance specifically) tbh.
 
That's the only thing this needs to become even more insane, the lesbian bookstore owner to start tweeting about the evil alt-right Nazi.
Ralph would love that too and would jump at the chance to start talking shit about Steven King. It'd be hilarious. He might even claim to have read a book, lol.
 
What is up with this stupid small hat? Is his head just that fat? Is it some gay fashion thing? How did a pig put a hat on with hooves?

pic: pig drinking regularly sized beer
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Wait a second did he print out John Andrews Stans or are those real pantsu pics? She looks like the bass player from Manowar from a distance LMAOOOOO
 
Ralph would love that too and would jump at the chance to start talking shit about Steven King. It'd be hilarious. He might even claim to have read a book, lol.
so, yew know, ah've heard about this stephen king, heard a lawt about him, ahn you know what? ah've even read a book of his once. ah've heard he's the best, an all time great--ah'll ah've got to say is it's nawt tru, ladies and gentlemen. it's nawt tru. ah bet his slut whore of a waife cahn write better. matter of fact, if yew asked me? ah could tell him a thing or two about writin'. ahm somethin' of a master of the written worhd, folks, and ah'm tired of pretendin' ahm not, from the top awhn dawhn. fuck you stephen king, you fucker, ah make more muhney on the killstream than yew ever have and ever will from your loser books.
 
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