🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Keranu]

Nice shot of his bruising, weeks later:
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Those bruises are a few inches across. Yellow stage, hat matches the bruising & makes the color pop.

Bruising easily is a symptom of Cushing's disease.



Ralph has every single symptom of Cushing's. His cortisol levels must be astonishing.

 

[veri]

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Did Ralph pin up a photo of Pantsu from @John Andrews Stan?

it would be funny if someone went undercover as a killstream fan and “ran into” them in public. undercover alog takes a photo of the two together and says “wow what a lovely photo i’ll send it to you on twitter ralph”. run it through faceapp man filter and then send it to him. he’d most definitely post it to twitter thinking it’s unedited

 

[MediocreMilt]

Bruising easily is a symptom of Cushing's disease.

I mean, yeah, but people also bruise easily when they get their ass kicked (as happened to Ralph after he invited Cog to come fight in Portugal, then picked the fight in Portugal, and then lost the fight several times in Portugal). It doesn't prove that much about his health (in this instance specifically) tbh.

 

[AltisticRight]

What is up with this stupid small hat? Is his head just that fat? Is it some gay fashion thing? How did a pig put a hat on with hooves?

pic: pig drinking regularly sized beer
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[MirnaMinkoff]

Bruising easily is a symptom of Cushing's disease.

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Ralph has every single symptom of Cushing's. His cortisol levels must be astonishing.

The rage pigging is totally heartfelt. The anger will kill piggy well before the booze and drugs.

 

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[Insanely Retarded]

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That's the only thing this needs to become even more insane, the lesbian bookstore owner to start tweeting about the evil alt-right Nazi.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

That's the only thing this needs to become even more insane, the lesbian bookstore owner to start tweeting about the evil alt-right Nazi.

Ralph would love that too and would jump at the chance to start talking shit about Steven King. It'd be hilarious. He might even claim to have read a book, lol.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

What is up with this stupid small hat? Is his head just that fat? Is it some gay fashion thing? How did a pig put a hat on with hooves?

pic: pig drinking regularly sized beer
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Wait a second did he print out John Andrews Stans or are those real pantsu pics? She looks like the bass player from Manowar from a distance LMAOOOOO

 

[Obscura539]

Wait a second did he print out John Andrews Stans or are those real pantsu pics? She looks like the bass player from Manowar from a distance LMAOOOOO

I had no idea what you were talking about so I looked them up. Now everywhere I look I wonder if this is the doing of @John Andrews Stan

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Ralph got "swatted" (Welfare Check):
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The Gunt’s weedeater and edger both need a wellness check.

 

[instythot]

Wait a second did he print out John Andrews Stans or are those real pantsu pics? She looks like the bass player from Manowar from a distance LMAOOOOO

I've always seen Glenn Danzig in (her) jawline and facial structure

 

[Barbarus]

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I had no idea what you were talking about so I looked them up. Now everywhere I look I wonder if this is the doing of @John Andrews Stan

Strike while the loli is hot!

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

Ralph would love that too and would jump at the chance to start talking shit about Steven King. It'd be hilarious. He might even claim to have read a book, lol.

so, yew know, ah've heard about this stephen king, heard a lawt about him, ahn you know what? ah've even read a book of his once. ah've heard he's the best, an all time great--ah'll ah've got to say is it's nawt tru, ladies and gentlemen. it's nawt tru. ah bet his slut whore of a waife cahn write better. matter of fact, if yew asked me? ah could tell him a thing or two about writin'. ahm somethin' of a master of the written worhd, folks, and ah'm tired of pretendin' ahm not, from the top awhn dawhn. fuck you stephen king, you fucker, ah make more muhney on the killstream than yew ever have and ever will from your loser books.

 

[Freeman]

And when Jims not on twitter everyone should be asking where's Jim?

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Looks like one where I did my damndest to make her look more feminine:
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That is two men. The one of the left looks noticably more masculine than the fat, soft, vienna sausage dicked midget on the right.

 

[Slimy Time]

And when Jims not on twitter everyone should be asking where's Jim?

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Perhaps he has something related to his canceraids that requires him to be elsewhere, or he has things to do elsewhere.

Once again, his gotcha isn't what he thinks it is when you think about it.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

And when Jims not on twitter everyone should be asking where's Jim?

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Ralph is really obsessed with Jim's opinion on everything!
First it was the fight with Warski, Then with the Tux shit, and now with Flam.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

And when Jims not on twitter everyone should be asking where's Jim?

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Lol Jim doesn’t live his entire life on twitter! What a fucking loser!

 

[LadiosSopp]

And when Jims not on twitter everyone should be asking where's Jim?

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And Ralph has the audacity to call Jim obsessed when he laughs at the dumb shit he does hahaha