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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
New expensive toy

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They run $300-500 depending on the exact model because of course they had to go for the Milwaukee and what looks like one of their higher end models. No way this "we're contractors" grift isn't running in the red with all these purchases.

As I said before its a nice little way to be a consoomer, he can pretend to himself it's an investment into the business rather than something fancy he wanted without having to realise they spent more on tools than they were paid.
 
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They run $300-500 depending on the exact model because of course they had to go for the Milwaukee and what looks like one of their higher end models. No way this "we're contractors" grift isn't running in the red with all these purchases.

As I said before its a nice little way to be a consoomer, he can pretend to himself it's an investment into the business rather than something fancy he wanted without having to realise they spent more on tools than they were paid.
We've got the ultimate tool...and I'm not talking bout the expensive Milwaukee nail gun either.
 
Some habbenings in the spin off show. Are they invading the tranch, going their separate ways being evicted? Taking all bets.

If they are going their separate ways countdown until Paul is begging to get let back in the tranch inner circle again (he can probably move back in anyway since he owns it but it won't be a comfortable living situation having dropped them for the PBDussy.

Personally I hope they offer to let him back in but as a show of contrition he's getting the bottom surgery since thinking with that is what caused the problem in the first place. Bonus point if it comes with the stipulation that Kev is the one performing it.
 
I don’t think Bonnie is going back to the tranch: he just tweeted that he’s sad about not being able to have a dog. So my bet is they’re both moving out, Bonnie to an apartment near his new job, Kindness probably to her mother’s to be looked after in the manner to which she is accustomed.
End of an era!
 
I don’t think Bonnie is going back to the tranch: he just tweeted that he’s sad about not being able to have a dog. So my bet is they’re both moving out, Bonnie to an apartment near his new job, Kindness probably to her mother’s to be looked after in the manner to which she is accustomed.
End of an era!
Nah she's whining about how she's going to have to make her place more disability friendly. Seems like she's staying
 
Its like if you a Nazi party member and have video from Auschwitz and the Numerburg trials are going on. You don't think Hitler did anything wrong but you can tell a good number of people disagree.
Alpacaswhitz raises it's head again...
Some other incompetent troon compound will arise and as they're terminally online freaks we'll be able to watch. They are a cult at this point, they won't be able to help but create cult compounds and as they, as a group, are entirely incapable of anything manual (yucky blue collars voted trump) it will always provide entertainment for us.
My deepest sadness is that there are no other compounds of interesting
It's a cult all right but they don't seem to thrive outside their natural habitat, where they might not have easy access to horse piss pills, friendly doctors and handmaidens, consoomer goods, and where they need to put in actual effort to live.
While I rather not have people's lives hurt, particularly vulnerable autistic and mentally ill men and women, I sure wish that there were more interesting troon cults out in the world, even another final fantasy house is fun. Even one innocent life entangled in a gaggle of assholes would suck, though. Kev and co are kind of guilt free due to their stubbornness and repeated bad behavior, but I'd hate to watch someone get lead astray.
The autisic thunderdome of A' and' N:semperfidelis:
A&H truly is the gift that keeps on giving. Boost people's ego, provides outlets for free speech, lets shitposters shit everywhere, and provides containment and possible entertainment from possible new cows.
No, that warning was clearly because of the expired certificate, which still isn't fixed as of 2022-06-09T12:12:00 UTC.
If the URL is ever ceded, can we take it and turn it into an alapacawitz memorial in the style of @01's Earl thread? Pretty please?

We've got the ultimate tool...and I'm not talking bout the expensive Milwaukee nail gun either.
If only he'd stop breaking down so much he's be unstoppable.
 
EVERYONE READY FOR THE SEASON FINALE?
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Jesus christ. I hadn't be able to sit through the cringe that was Tranch videos before, but just from those clips you used...

-Lol that womany voice barking orders
-Those plates they are wearing. LOL where the fuck do I start. Do I point out absolutely zero side coverage? If the Tranchers get even mildly flanked - easy to do in a wide over scrubland, even easier to do now that the entire thing is a moonscape, they are going to be taking bullets where they have no coverage? Do I point out their giant moobs are angling the plates so bullets are more likely to skip up and into faces and throats? Or do I point out they are only covering rib cages.
- LOL those fucking maneuver drills. 3-5 seconds not 15-20 seconds. And I believe I said this again, your advance drills are only good if you are going to attack positions.
- Absolutely fucking horrible vehicle discipline. Those are unarmored civie vehicles but you are crammed in there like sardines and that makes everyone a low motion target. You only get people density like that when your transpo has armored escort.
 
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It isn’t common. Thought I’d stumbled across a fresh one the other day (due to mentions of “community”) but this does just seem to be a lone gunmanwoman.
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And I do occasionally search for the mythical Catgirl Ranch in Indiana, but it is like a mirage in the desert.


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"Catgirl ranch" is way in the nose, even for trannies.
Although at this point I cannot tell a joke from reality with these... "beings".
 
-Those plates they are wearing. LOL where the fuck do I start. Do I point out absolutely zero side coverage? If the Tranchers get even mildly flanked - easy to do in a wide over scrubland, even easier to do now that the entire thing is a moonscape, they are going to be taking bullets where they have no coverage? Do I point out their giant moobs are angling the plates so bullets are more likely to skip up and into faces and throats? Or do I point out they are only covering rib cages.
Yeah the posts on the plate carriers go way back, the carriers were made by ConquestThread and they look like the patterns were never meant to leave the 2D drawings as they don't properly conform when holding plates. The plates they got were literal scrap riveted together by Earthside Manufacturing.
A lot of plate carriers for srs business do omit the side protection. For example the Crye JPC is Gucci and it's meant to be minimalist. It's really easy to hit the point of diminishing returns with rifle-rated body armor, so the ribcage is the main focus. Plate carriers are very unflattering on people who are not in shape because they're meant to be life-saving instruments and not cover gunt or manboobs - they cover vital organs so fat people always look stupid wearing them.
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If we laid out the carriers and plates side by side they'd most likely be the same size and have the same coverage, but it looks more "protective" on someone with a slim figure (and is a real woman).
I had trouble playing that video; re-encoded into mp4 below for anyone else with the same problem.
Nice. When I dropped the resolution from 1080 to 720 I didn't notice the encoding settings had changed too.
This was my first "real" attempt at video editing so I winged it.
 
Yeah the posts on the plate carriers go way back, the carriers were made by ConquestThread and they look like the patterns were never meant to leave the 2D drawings as they don't properly conform when holding plates. The plates they got were literal scrap riveted together by Earthside Manufacturing.
A lot of plate carriers for srs business do omit the side protection. For example the Crye JPC is Gucci and it's meant to be minimalist. It's really easy to hit the point of diminishing returns with rifle-rated body armor, so the ribcage is the main focus. Plate carriers are very unflattering on people who are not in shape because they're meant to be life-saving instruments and not cover gunt or manboobs - they cover vital organs so fat people always look stupid wearing them.
If we laid out the carriers and plates side by side they'd most likely be the same size and have the same coverage, but it looks more "protective" on someone with a slim figure (and is a real woman).

Nice. When I dropped the resolution from 1080 to 720 I didn't notice the encoding settings had changed too.
This was my first "real" attempt at video editing so I winged it.

I remember plate sperging and the manufacturer making shit products.
I'd seen pictures of our troons in them before but never really watched the videos to see them in movement. I knew they were larping but I hadn't seen just how hard until now. Those move and fire drills. Jesus fucking christ. Jesus fucking christ. By the time Penny is in position any decent shooter has had a bead on him and sent a quarter of their mag in his direction.

These are the vests you'd use if you are attacking or otherwise can control the fact you'll be taking fire from the front. If they are really concerned about earl with multiple shooters in a seige situation where the paramedics hate trannies and will leave them to die, they need to have plates that are going to stop side and abdominal wounds. You get a shooter 30 degees off center and you will either have a bunch of bodies or a bunch of casualties that you can wait to bleed out. This is even more excellent considering their training is 100% based around assault on positions, meaning you could drop some trannies with life-threatening but not mortal wounds outside of the defended perimeter. The trannies then have to listen to the falsetto squeals of their comrades yelling for help until the blood loss makes them too weak to yell, or send out more to try to pull them back in.


That plate is fine on that woman. It is placed and adjusted properly, squared off to the front so bullets hit it and stop, not deflect up. While it doesn't offer side protection, her security detail should provide that. It'd also be fine for someone like a bank guard who should be dealing with one adversary and should be facing them.
 
I remember plate sperging and the manufacturer making shit products.
I'd seen pictures of our troons in them before but never really watched the videos to see them in movement. I knew they were larping but I hadn't seen just how hard until now. Those move and fire drills. Jesus fucking christ. Jesus fucking christ. By the time Penny is in position any decent shooter has had a bead on him and sent a quarter of their mag in his direction.

These are the vests you'd use if you are attacking or otherwise can control the fact you'll be taking fire from the front. If they are really concerned about earl with multiple shooters in a seige situation where the paramedics hate trannies and will leave them to die, they need to have plates that are going to stop side and abdominal wounds. You get a shooter 30 degees off center and you will either have a bunch of bodies or a bunch of casualties that you can wait to bleed out. This is even more excellent considering their training is 100% based around assault on positions, meaning you could drop some trannies with life-threatening but not mortal wounds outside of the defended perimeter. The trannies then have to listen to the falsetto squeals of their comrades yelling for help until the blood loss makes them too weak to yell, or send out more to try to pull them back in.


That plate is fine on that woman. It is placed and adjusted properly, squared off to the front so bullets hit it and stop, not deflect up. While it doesn't offer side protection, her security detail should provide that. It'd also be fine for someone like a bank guard who should be dealing with one adversary and should be facing them.
We could be here for days on tactics sperging but the biggest take away is this: "their training is 100% based around assault on positions". If they really did fear for their safety and anticipate the Tranch being attacked they would be putting all of the money and time spent on tacticool gizmos and "move to contact" drills into building defensive fighting positions and training to break contact and move to those defensive positions. It's been established a thousand times over that Phil and co. are larping hard but they could at least larp in a way that prepares them for the most likely engagement they'll face.
 
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