E3 (but not really) 2022

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Elevator Pitch

We take rogue like games, smash them with turn based and tactics games, and add some sports game in there as well? Then we can throw in some themes about dreams, conflicting fears, and really package that together into something that feels unique.

Are we sure this *isn't* a Devolver joke? It's ridiculous how this indie shit now sounds like AAA marketing speak

 

[Celebrate Nite]

A "blob" game where you hide in shadows

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

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Farming Sim made by people from Argentina

Lol, name is shit, seems like a rip-off of Stardew Valley and the dev team is called literally Fuente de Soda.
The invasion of the Malvinas wasn't enough.

 

[NoonmanR]

Furshit on rn.

 

[Love Machine]

I fucking LOVE indie nonsense.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Hour and a half.

They are going to beat the dead horse again, aren't they?

 

[Cod of War]

When does Devolver start?

2 hours after GameFest, I believe

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I held out as long as I could. I can't watch this nonsense anymore.

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

I love the chat saying “can we get some toxic masculinity instead?” LOL

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Of course that fat fuck is stuffing his face.

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

Please enjoy the music of an unreleased game you can back on kickstarter. LOL, what?

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Wait, I just realized

God of War 2 is supposed to come out this year and they didn't show it ANYWHERE?

It's totally getting delayed, isn't it?

 

[Point Man]

while the boring shit was happening i played the midnight fight express demo and the game kicks ass, nice fun button masher with an awesome soundtrack

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

'same art director'
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I'm pretty sure there is SFM porn that looks better than this.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Can I call the emotional support line and call them faggots?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

So the power went out in my house for a little bit after my last post. Guess even forces beyond my control wanted to end my suffering by not allowing me to watch the rest of that indie shit, and from the looks of it, I didn't miss much.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

>mfw when there were more AAA games worth of note than indie games at the summerfest
when did indie games go so wrong?

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Wait, I just realized

God of War 2 is supposed to come out this year and they didn't show it ANYWHERE?

It's totally getting delayed, isn't it?

… holy shit you’re probably right.

What else do they have for the holidays then?

 

[Soycast Guy]

I didn’t watch the show because I was busy doing much more important shit but I just looked at the list of games announced and, holy shit, that’s fucking bad. That’s actual garbage. What a nothing burger. I expected it to be bad but it’s really fucking bad.

And yeah most of it is indie shit. The last of us remake is just a remaster and a lot of the stuff was already announced. Just awful.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

>mfw when there were more AAA games worth of note than indie games at the summerfest
when did indie games go so wrong?

hipster faggots is what went wrong with indie gaming.

Although even back then, there were a few speckles of SJW dumb-fuckery. Dina from MightyNo9 being one of them.