Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I was thinking HOPE probably needs her glands expressed, because that smell is putrid and easily noticeable. Then he posted a picture of her later on and she looks like she is about to go in the butt scooting position.

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I'm thinking he's too lazy to do it himself and wants Mommywife to take care of it because he doesn't want to take HOPE to a doggy spa because that's somehow massively homosexual for him to go there and he's so good at hiding his faggotry.

I keep thinking Jesper is going to get thumped, he's too damned reasonable.

As to "restaurant grilled cheese" There is a whole subclass of food trucks that just do grilled cheese. Granted, they fancy it the fuck up, but most still offer a basic version.

It makes sense. People who like grilled cheese tend to really like grilled cheese.

I had to stop watching the food truck vids, they were making me into a cheese wendigo.

abobe, I wish you hadn't posted that pic. The dog is so fucking sad.

Hell there are restaurants that literally just serve grilled cheese. You can choose the cheese you want, the bread you want, anything in it like onions or bacon, have a side salad, fries or whatever next to it etc. I'm not into that kind of thing because in the back of my mind I'd be saying, "I could have made this at home for less". I mean my reason for eating out is either convenience or something that I can't make properly at home.

When it comes to gas prices, why does Jagoff even care? He hasn’t driven anything gas powered in almost four years.
And he never will again.

It's because there's a Democrat in the White House and everything that goes on with the country is his fault so he needs to complain about it.

 

[Staffy]

I'm thinking he's too lazy to do it himself and wants Mommywife to take care of it because he doesn't want to take HOPE to a doggy spa because that's somehow massively homosexual for him to go there and he's so good at hiding his faggotry.

This makes me want to wish that a gay parade would pop up in the road in front of his house for this month just to see him throw a shitfit about it in his group page.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

This makes me want to wish that a gay parade would pop up in the road in front of his house for this month just to see him throw a shitfit about it in his group page.

I’m surprise that he haven’t talk shit about gay people this month lol

 

[Staffy]

I’m surprise that he haven’t talk shit about gay people this month lol

I don't think he talks about the gays that much or at least in a blatant manner since he knows that it would be both risky and touchy of a subject compared to raging on other people's ethnicities. He probably fears people asking him if he's gay.

He'll just disguise the gayness topic and replace it with "politics", like he did with a certain movie before. This alone proves he has issues with his sexuality

 

[charlesdickens]

Does Tammy wash and wipe Jack? Maybe Jack's glands need expressed.

 

[ZipDisk]

He has essentially compared his brother being gay to being hellbound. "My brother is Christian but chose a different lifestyle" I believe was the quote.

My Grandma had a book on the "old" punishments of Catholicism. I had great fun as a teenager whenever family would call themselves catholic. "You technically fit the definition of a witch because you used tarot cards" for one.
But yeah, old doctrine was "Gay? You will burn in hell."
Book was from the 70's, so it might have been complete horseshit.

One of the reasons I think modern Christianity is bullshit is that they all treat Jesus forgiveness as a fucking permission slip. "Jesus redeemed my parking"
Or you know, the cafeteria Christianity shit. "I don't believe in abortion, but I'm fine with condoms"

As to things we wish upon jack, I want a turkey swarm whenever he goes out on his deck to smoke. Like eight of those fuckers hop the fence and just rule his yard in stupid rage, banging on the door and scaring him again.
Smoke your meat in the garage with the door closed Jack, a box fan is FINE.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Or you know, the cafeteria Christianity shit. "I don't believe in abortion, but I'm fine with condoms"

...that probably has a lot to do with the difference between fertilization and not fertilization...

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Hey Jack here's an idea the Lazy Man's Dog Shower turn the fucking sprinklers on, oh while at it grab a chair because Hope probably thinks your fat ass stinks too.

 

[captkrisma]

Hey Jack here's an idea the Lazy Man's Dog Shower turn the fucking sprinklers on, oh while at it grab a chair because Hope probably thinks your fat ass stinks too.

Hope is getting all close with Jack because she smells the dead meat that is Jack's right arm.

 

[TurdFondler]

...that probably has a lot to do with the difference between fertilization and not fertilization...

I think it's more that the bible says wasting your seed is also a sin

Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to your brother's wife and perform the duty of a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his. So whenever he went in to his brother's wife he would waste the semen on the ground, so as not to give offspring to his brother. And what he did was wicked in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death also.

It depends a LOT on interpretation. Personally it feels as though Onan was killed for disobeying God, but this passage has mainly been used in the context of not wasting seed and not having sex for pleasure.

So what I think @ZipDisk meant was that Christians will disregard one teaching but embrace another, similar one and defend it publicly.

 

[desudesu]

Hey Jack here's an idea the Lazy Man's Dog Shower turn the fucking sprinklers on, oh while at it grab a chair because Hope probably thinks your fat ass stinks too.

Ah you forgot the best comment on Jagoff’s post made by his No. 1 fan - Bennie Sears:

 

[Staffy]

Ah you forgot the best comment on Jagoff’s post made by his No. 1 fan - Bennie Sears:

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Bennie spewing dumb shit. Dogs' skin are different and using perfume on smelly shit would make it even worse anyways.

I'd hold him down and record his screams but do that to his mom for even quite longer for this retarded idea

 

[Neko GF]

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[James done did it]

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This is true ja/ck/ino. The lack of dexterity, the struggling to do basic kitchen tasks, the clumped up seasoning even though its just salt, him realizing every single chicken recipe ends up with people making fun of his undercooked bloody bird leading him to no longer provide close up moneyshots, but the LEG is still so undercooked that it's noticeably pink from a distance...

This is what I keep coming back for.

 

[captkrisma]

I was laughing so uncontrollably from Jack attempting to butter the chicken that I couldn't notice any other egregious mistakes until the end of the video

 

[Joycondrift]

What was the half thought he started the video about.

Why is his shallot white. Pretty sure that's just a chunk of onion.

 

[pheight]

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This scumfuck is so fucking lazy he literally copy and pasted the whole description from someone else's website, and just like the last recipe it is a copycat recipe not Julia Child's actual recipe.

https://mykentuckyhome-kim.blogspot.com/2020/04/julia-childs-roast-chicken.html

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Just about died when I watched him try to rotate the chicken and then give up halfway while pretending he nailed it. Guarantee he didn't adjust the roasting time to account for all the heat the oven lost.

He roasts the chicken in a disposable aluminum foil pan, but at the end it's on a shallow sheet pan. Really makes me wonder why he changed the pan, since we all know he doesn't give a shit about presentation.

"Does the word golden mean a flavor to you? That's what I'm feeling. It's golden brown, it's golden delicious, it's golden tasty." No, I'm pretty sure that's just the early-onset vascular dementia, Jack.

I can never get over how he eats chicken. For your viewing displeasure:

 

[pheight]

Just about died when I watched him try to rotate the chicken and then give up halfway while pretending he nailed it. Guarantee he didn't adjust the roasting time to account for all the heat the oven lost.

He roasts the chicken in a disposable aluminum foil pan, but at the end it's on a shallow sheet pan. Really makes me wonder why he changed the pan, since we all know he doesn't give a shit about presentation.

"Does the word golden mean a flavor to you? That's what I'm feeling. It's golden brown, it's golden delicious, it's golden tasty." No, I'm pretty sure that's just the early-onset vascular dementia, Jack.

I can never get over how he eats chicken. For your viewing displeasure:
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I"ll take watching him eating chicken over a burger any day.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Jack: make a huge deal about being quick with the basting step
also Jack: take so long the oven starts yelling at you