DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Snakebottom]

Christ, she looks absolutely miserable. Never mind all the chub, that's a woman who has been completely destroyed from the inside. Feels bad.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil must be drunk or on something this morning. This energy is unique.

 

[tomstone]

has the pigroach reacted to the leaked photos of the "muh wife abomination"?

 

[Piece of Peace]

Lol no you don't, faggot.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Phil must be drunk or on something this morning. This energy is unique.

He is also slurring like crazy.
Either he had a long night with a lot of gin or he already sauced himself up for breakfast.

 

[Tears for T]

”THEY CHANGED THE WHOLE THING?!”

Boomer-Phil, fuck off.

 

[Shabobus]

Phil's chat still asking those hard-hitting questions.

 

[MAWBD]

He is also slurring like crazy.
Either he had a long night with a lot of gin or he already sauced himself up for breakfast.

Why not both?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

the guy who made fun of the gender choices in Nioh 2 wants more representation...

k

 

[strandedcastaway]

has the pigroach reacted to the leaked photos of the "muh wife abomination"?

No, total gaming talk so far, not even the usual rants about trolls, donations, or his schedule. Trying to let it blow over.

 

[Tears for T]

Slayer, just shut up about fucking One Piece.
That guy is just beyond saving.

 

[Sup3r]

It will be interesting to see how Phil spins this story.

When the bank leaks came out, Phil somehow was able to both say it was identity theft that cost him thousands of dollars to resolve AND that none of the information leaked was real, that it was a dumbfuck conspiracy theory. The dentheads bought this, even though it's a total contradiction that makes no sense.

This time, I expect we'll hear that he's being stalked and trolls are trying to hurt his family. But think about it---a photo of Phil and his wife only "hurts his family" if he's embarrassed to be seen with Kat and for us to know what she looks like. Otherwise it's just a photo. So if he claims the photo is fake and it's not, he's telling us AND ALSO KAT he thinks she's too hideous to admit being seen with. And I can't see that going well for him if he wants his Fred Meyer dinners heated up every night.

Thing is, none of his paypigs believe him at this point, even he knows that they don't tip him out of a genuine desire to help him. Whatever paypigs that did left because of the effects of the PWdubz doxxing or because of his awful attempts at addressing the leaks.

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Hey DSP, how come 40% of your fans don't think your content is worth 4$? I knew the gifted subs would inflate his count but god damn, THAT many people think his content is worthless?

This isn't really all that surprising, when he first moved back to YT, his members were significantly down from his subs on twitch. Most of his "organic" growth prior to gifted subs were prime subs that were "free".

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Love that Kaht is just "some girl" to these dents. Shows how much his audience cares about her.

Also "Howard army" swgginz? Is Howard such an evil bastard that he convince Null to create a forum dedicated to Chris-chan just so a subforum could exist about dsp, convince a few psycho fuckheads to make the SOK just for it to implode and convinced reddit to mock an asshole for begging?

Lol no you don't, faggot.
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And Phil isn't one of them dipshit, he's saying fuck you for helping make such a piece of shit game that forced him to watch 2 lesbians.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Slayer, just shut up about fucking One Piece.
That guy is just beyond saving.

You can hear the velcro Luffy wallet open the moment he enters chat.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Like fucking clockwork.

Lol no you don't, faggot.
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Insert joke about him being unable to read said messages.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Finally addressing the Kat pic now, he's just telling everyone to ignore it and they're all idiots.

The pic is real.

 

[Chernabog3000]

My playthrough of the quarry has been canceled. Turns out traversing through Renton is scarier than anything a horror game could produce.

I like the idea that this guy or gal waited until Phil decided to go out on walks. Dormant until an attempt at being healthy prompted him to turn Phil into a full on shutin.

Imagine the shattered perception right now. Fuck who it is or isn't in the passenger seat. Focus on who it is driving. It's Phil. Phil, a man who lives in a constant state of paranoia, ego, and greed. For someone whose address is avaliable publicly he's avoided this for a long, long time. He's tried to protect himself and his "family" and he's done good job. Total wine trips. Pet supplies. Groceries. Etc. He moved to a gated community, that address is none but no one ever got a photo of him roaming the roads round his abode. He was safe. He cried wolf alot. But he was safe. He had his safe little space. But now not so much. Someone is out there, in the area, they know who Phil is, the know who or where to share the information with. For a guy like Phil the implications of that are terrifying. For anyone that's terrifying. Internet celebutard or not the least a bit jarring. But for Phil it's reality shattering.

He's feared this forever. Fuck khet. His ego him, himself, his paranoia about his business and his lifestyle, it's a fucking can a worms now busted wide open on the parking lot of a Fred Meyer. It's fucking beautiful.

The kicker. If that file name is real. And it's a year ago.. imagine how much more that makes Phil squirm. Who knows how many other trips to Fred Meyer could have been made... Orr how many other places do these two citizens of Washington frequent and end up in. That's the chefs guess. That's the fucking best layer of this lasagna right here. This human waited an entire year. It's like I know what you did last summer, not to be a fag about but you know it really is kinda spooky, specially if your Phil.

If he wasn't a recluse before he sure as fuck will be now. Nowhere is safe. 5 miles is a small world. Ecspcially for the kinda person working a minimum wage gas station job.

This is great. The laughs have been lovely. Not just here either. Look at this fucking faggot driving. 10 and 2 behind the wheel fucking Lazer focused at what i assume is creep speed. Fucking squinting. White knuckle grip. Like a fucking Nascar driver baby. Your parked. Your not even driving Phil. What are you doing in your dumb fucking car. Toyotas are sick. Big fan of the 90s camry. Fucking beautiful bitch of a machine. But to go from a BMW to thattttt. Ouch. I mean we knew that already but to see Mr makes a video about his BMW while his freinds driver shitters and work day jobs sitting in a fucking base toyota, is lovely.

No one deserves to be fucked with irl. Or feel uncomfortable. Irl streamers the exception.

But when it's Phil, it almost feels right.

This has been nice. Really digging this.

 

[Tears for T]

To summarize Phil’s answer about the picture.

Butthurt Phil is butthurt.

 

[Grammatik]

He should embrace the thing, all he can naturally do is to breed whales.

On and behind da scene.

Robust whales.

Edit: removed badly edited, badly worded, badly thought-through (and as such, unfunny) joke & associated thumbnail. My bad. The FatKat Arc got me hard, I wasn't myself for some time...

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Finally addressing the Kat pic now, he's just telling everyone to ignore it and they're all idiots.

The pic is real.

Whenever he tells people to outright ignore something, it's real and so real that he can't even spin it with his narcissistic ego. (i.e. bank leaks)