Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

January Cyst said:
Looks like a pretty standard suburban home for homedad. He should consider inatalling at least one clocktower with the proceeds of his lawsuit.
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Keep in mind, it's from 2011. It's an old picture, as I believe the van that he drove in the accident is the one sitting the drive way.

Speaking of that car crash, I found an interview about that accident that Clint did. Here are some choice quotes.

“I was on a little two lane highway, Highway 50, and all of a sudden out of no where there was a tanker sideways taking up the entire highway in front of me, sitting there in the dark with no lights or flashers on just sitting there,” Saunders said. “I started to duck out of instinct because the tanker was head high, but I caught myself and hit the brakes, swerved and kind of did a head on with his rear axel at about 65 miles per hour.”

“I can’t put any weight on my left leg for eight weeks,” Saunders said. “And, because of the damage to my right knee I can’t put any weight on it either.”

Saunders’ Odyssey was totaled in the accident and he lost over $30,000 worth of cameras, lenses, lighting equipment and two computers with his life’s work on them. Saunders is hoping to retrieve the hard drives from his computer to recover his work.

Edit: You know, I have to give Clint credit. He probably had to go through tons of physio and learn how to walk again. That's difficult enough, but he didn't stop there. He learned how to dance and participated in a competition. Good on him.
 
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unnatural mayonnaise said:
I'm into this, like his Danny Filth & Ozzy Faceaids cover with MS Paint

I wondered if maybe Clint was the one doing the shorts since he must have made that more decent wand in daddy's garage with help or something ( total speculation I have NO IDEA what Clints house looks like )

Went onto Josh's Youtube channel to check the other shorts "sushi time" also giving me wtf edit vibes

His amazing customised Jeans seems to be his own lair throwing that out the window, hard to tell if he put the music on or its actually playing in the background cz ... black metal ... bad recording quality is the entire point
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Damn, maybe I'm getting soft but I like the idea of Cobes actually putting effort into anything.

I don't think he actually edited any of the videos - maybe a handler or Clint - but the idea of him actually trying makes me understand Clint a bit better. The little boglim has set the bar so low you smile a bit at the thought of him trying anything other than drinking
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
Just made over 200 bucks tonight. The irs is going to be knocking soon.
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over $265 now, and already getting chargebacks. he also mentioned he will be on vacation for 4th of July, said he's going to a family reunion. or more likely he will get too drunk beforehand and daddy won't even pick up him. oh man, to be a fly on the potato salad at that reunion once he inevitably makes a drunken fool of himself in front of the family...
 
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crying and shidding said:
over $265 now, and already getting chargebacks. he also mentioned he will be on vacation for 4th of July, said he's going to a family reunion. or more likely he will get too drunk beforehand and daddy won't even pick up him. oh man, to be a fly on the potato salad at that reunion once he inevitably makes a drunken fool of himself in front of the family...
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I’m sure he’s won’t go. He can’t get shit faced in front of his family. I’m sure when the day comes, he’ll just act like nothing happened
 
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over $265 now, and already getting chargebacks. he also mentioned he will be on vacation for 4th of July, said he's going to a family reunion. or more likely he will get too drunk beforehand and daddy won't even pick up him. oh man, to be a fly on the potato salad at that reunion once he inevitably makes a drunken fool of himself in front of the family...
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He's just making that up because he really believes tons of people are coming to the made up cobra con. He's convinced people have gotten people in his building to let them stay on their couches for the weekend. He's scared.

Although I'd pay anything to see a Saunders family reunion. No chance its happening and he's invited. his family already doesn't want him around, let alone around the non-immediate family. He's an embarassment.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
Just made over 200 bucks tonight. The irs is going to be knocking soon.
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Clint reliably does his taxes but I don't think Josh is showing Clint yearly transaction reports from PayPal. I'm sure the IRS considers livestream donations to be taxable income. I hope Clint is on top of that because if he isn't, Josh will eventually get reported for this by someone. He's gunna end up having to pay a gigantic fine, he might even be spending some time with DragonLordFrodo in J-Block by next year.

crying and shidding said:
more likely he will get too drunk beforehand and daddy won't even pick up him.
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If Clint gets him at like 9 AM, there's a good chance he'll be 2-3 beers in and he'll be.....well, not acceptable but not shittered. Drunk enough to tell the same bad jokes but not hammered enough to talk about child molesters in front of Aunt Pearly.
 
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