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How on earth did he get approved for a necro vadge? I hope for his own sake that Concavity Adams’ surgeon was on his last shift before retiring and hurriedly moving to Portugal.
I'm not sure if it's possible but the doctor might have tossed a bunch of informed consent forms at him "sign here, here, and here, ma'am" just to get rid of him. One of Kebrietas' Krazy Koomer Korps buddies might be going the same way:
Troons getting denied surgery exactly when they demand it, how they demand it, will never not be funny. Especially when the chimp out at being denied for perfectly legitimate medical reasons. They literally think surgery is something like getting a tattoo or a new hairstyle, and taking into account medical considerations and denying surgery because of it is opression

He's not taking it well and is unironically trying to blame the excess weight on the fake boobs :story:

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Happy 2100 pages Kevin!!

We surpassed 2000 pages on April 16th, and Kevin still smiles in such a way that suggests he needs to be on a watchlist. So, what has transpired since then?

  • Kevin’s thread is the seventh Lolcow board thread to crack 2000 pages
  • In celebration of Easter, Kevin wants to get eggnant
  • Kevin plays third wheel to Wedge and his “girl” “friend”
  • Neck celebrates successfully eating a package of crackers over a four-hour period
  • Baby radfems call out Kevin for being a fetishist
  • The next day, Kevin, an anarchist, complains and seethes about people choosing to not wear a coof mask and muses about mask mandates (ahem, by the government) being permanent
  • Bonnie considers the possibility of a tranch collapse
  • The revision surgeon’s office is ghosting Kevin
  • Kevin claims that being a woman “is so much easier”
  • Kevin gets mad at the bot running the Amazon Twitter account
  • Musing about his upcoming UK trip, Kevin spergs about changing his passport’s gender marker before heading to TERF Island
  • New grift idea: claim the resident shit-eating troon skeleton shattered one of his teeth (did someone swallow a bone accidentally?)
  • One of the Wachowski brothers notices Kevin
  • An infamous piece of Kevin fanart, credit to KF user @Puddleduck, makes it onto Kevin’s reply list and he predictably copes as he calls the drawing “ugly;” little does he know this drawing is a tracing of one of his selfies
  • Kevin, once again, admits he transitioned “for horny reasons”
  • Kevin is excited to read the contents of an email from his vaginoplasty revision surgeon’s office, only to find out that the email was an automated one and no progress has been made
  • Kevin’s passport photos, for which he was asked to remove his septum piercing, were posted onto his Twitter
  • Kevin lies about following a convicted pedo
  • Recall that Kevin once said that his neovagina does not “self-lubricate” enough to be able to dilate
  • While at the dentist, Jen, the loathsome dung eater, gets laughed at by a female patient in the waiting room, when the receptionist calls the name “Jennifer”
  • Kevin manages to fetishize having the gender marker on his passport changed to F
  • On a more unsettling note, Kevin admits “too many friends of mine were literal children” in reference to MLP’s release and the fandom
  • On May 20th, Kevin announces he has arrived in the UK to meet his “girl” “friend” StebMcDreb
  • Steb admits Kevin had his neovagina airing out on the bed while he ignored Kevin
  • Neck changes his name from Salina to Cassandra as it is the current name of his “system”
  • In the middle of intercourse, Steb consensually misgenders Kevin
  • Kevin cannot stop sweating
  • According to Kevin, he and Steb were called “faggots” while exiting the theater, together holding hands
  • Steb/Tom’s father is founder of acid house music, DJ Steve Proctor, and in one article, he describes his son as autistic
  • KF user @Fareal points out that the word “faggots” is not part of Britbong vernacular but rather “poofs”
  • Thanks to Wellbutrin, Kevin’s “Tourette’s” is not flaring up
  • Kevin celebrates using a women’s bathroom
  • Whilst visiting the UK, Kevin eats at Domino’s and McDonald’s
  • Kevin drinks semen
  • KF user @Geranium provides an incredible look into Steb McDreb complete with several hundred photos of the troon
  • By virtue of having a Kiwi Farms thread, Kevin does not want to organize meetups with other Twitter-addicted troons
  • On May 26th, Kevin announces he has returned to Colorado
  • Kevin will not be attending Biggest Little Fur Con (BLFC)
  • Kevin vagueposts about his mentals and begs for sympathy
  • He then goes on to complain about how he is not a good partner as he chalks this up to not having enough dating experience “pre-transition”
  • Coincidentally, Wedge has been removed from Kevin’s list of “girl” “friends”
  • KF user @Meiwaku informs the thread that some soytard ranked the 20 most transphobic KF users and found that most who made the list post regularly in the Kevin thread
  • In his grieving over the alleged loss of his relationship with the clown prostitute, Kevin enters “goblin” mode: a set of behaviors characterized by jamming as many substances in your body as possible, likely complete with food crafted by Loathsome Dung Eater Jen
  • Kevin projects he will amass 20k Twitter followers by November
  • Kevin claims he sobs on the toilet lamenting the loss of his dearest cheese Wedge
  • He then adds a new troon to his “girl” “friend” list, Twitter user transgirlinSEA, “Nicki” self-proclaimed polyam bi-lesbian, wolfie, UMSC vet, plural, black, trans, and nerdy: another MtF troon that passes about as well as a kidney stone
  • Kevin claims to be “polysaturated” in that he needed to trim down two of his wives to lessen the polyamorous load
  • In a copepost about his vaginoplasty being a resounding success to own the twanzphobes, Kevin hints at nerve death at his surgical site
  • It was also found that Neck unfollowed Kevin… that answers the question of who was the second “wife” lost
  • Kevin then claims he has been gaslighted due to his former “girl” “friends” telling him, “You’ve hurt us in countless ways, also stop making this about you”
  • Wedge has blocked Kevin’s Twitter and phone number
  • KF user @Lubby Smith posits that the real reason Wedge broke up with Kevin is that while he was busy drinking the semen of a developmentally disabled British troon, Kevin forgot to wish the clown a Happy Birthday, only wishing him Happy Birthday two days late and blaming his error on Twitter not notifying him
  • A video of Wedge laying in a bathtub all potato-like, his chest Sharpie-scribbled in “BAD GIRL – FUCK ME – TOILET” complete with his username as another troon urinates on him is released
  • Neck (former troon name Salina, current troon name Cassandra) retweets another troon’s tweet regarding abuse in “women loving women” “queer” relationships; a possible subtweet directed at Kevin
  • It appears that Wedge got amhole surgery: Wedge became Stump
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Big ups @0 1
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Big ups @Mr Snoid
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Big ups @Mr Snoid
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Big ups @Medicinal Molduga
 
Oh? What's this? Wedge got amhole surgery?! Why would he hide this amazing information behind a locked account?! Thankfully I have a burner following him.
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So who's taking care of him? Isn't he homeless?

Does he think he's going to make bank with his neovag, as opposed to his blown-out asshole?
 
Another grocery haul filled of corn syrup slop, microwave meal and sugary trash.
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four packages of kirkland brand seaweed slices, a dozen muffins, not even poppy seed, just flat out cake muffins. Frozen pizzas, despite the fact they're burning through generators to keep their shit going. Apple juice, which might as well be concentrated sugar water. a giant fuck off box of cheez-its, and more sparkling water, despite shit-eater Jen breaking a tooth. None of this is shit you'd want out in the badland boonies, this is "fuck it, whatever" food.
 
So who's taking care of him? Isn't he homeless?

Does he think he's going to make bank with his neovag, as opposed to his blown-out asshole?
Neck tweeted last month that he’s no longer homeless and before that I got impression from his and Wedge's tweets that they are trying to live together.

So my bet is another 5 troons, 2 bedroom -situation
 
Another grocery haul filled of corn syrup slop, microwave meal and sugary trash.
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they could have bought basic ingredients, for example noodles and vegetables would have made a ton of vegetable yakisoba for 1/10th the price but how will they get their microplastics that way HUH? DID YOU THINK OF THAT?

Also Hello Panda are bland chaulky crackers filled with waxy chocolate, with words printed on them to help kids learn english. They're for 4-8 year olds. Pocky is also overrated weeb feed but it's 10 times better.
 
What a sociopath. Basically he wants to avoid any responsibility/culpability for lives he potentially ruins through his grooming. Then he spins on a dime and demands that these imaginary hordes of murdering fascists target already transitioned people, most likely so he can keep playing the victim and fueling the grift.
 
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