Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Meriasek]

What even caused him to believe this is the be all end all insult he believes it to be? This is the sorta stuff you say if you're trying to make yourself look like an idiotic dickhead. Did Mama Raven maybe call the other kids at school this in front of Paddyroni?

I think his mother called him that when he fucked up (which, very likely, happened often).

 

[AnOminous]

Longer read from Boomia on OnAF but worth it. Pat’s forced to “think” about more of his responses instead of pure copy and paste and I think Boomia broke him here a bit. I hope I got them in order I’m using KF on a 1.5 in Nokia screen so if it’s mixed up, sorry, fuck you.

It is a futile endeavor to try to get this sociopathic monster to feel anything about anyone other than himself.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

What even caused him to believe this is the be all end all insult he believes it to be? This is the sorta stuff you say if you're trying to make yourself look like an idiotic dickhead. Did Mama Raven maybe call the other kids at school this in front of Paddyroni?

Because it makes him mad when people call him immature, a child, etc.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

It is a futile endeavor to try to get this sociopathic monster to feel anything about anyone other than himself.

he also can't pause to imagine what the daughter he disowned is going to feel if she reads these texts. him acting smug saying over and over that it's a lie he was absent.
better tweet more about how republicans are evil or whatever retarded circus is on tv. clearly that is what's most important in life.

 

[Caverlock]

Pat's childing definitely originates with Mother Raven, but I think he also was inspired by Jon Scalzi, former SFWA president and one of the few members who actually sells books.


He has a very similar style:


Pig knows him (and usually kisses his ass):
(A, L)

And judgement debtor Tomlinson observed that you can draw in tons of twitter followers (Scalzi's at nearly 200K) if you do nothing but parrot basic bitch social justice talking points and bash Trump constantly.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Of COURSE Pat isn’t original even with his insults the dude is a fucking hack writer.

 

[Squirrelcop]

I love that he is just not giving one singular shit about how his daughter feels (and as he is nonstop on Twatter one would think he would at least mention his daughters pain in some way, shape or form that doesnt involve himself). Right going back to childing childish child-children.

Funny that someone who "insults" people as children doesnt give a fuck about his own child.

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

I feel sorry for Pat's victims. Imagine the last thing you experience in the world is a Harkonnen-level deathfat leering down at you lustfully, orgasmically crying "sweet baby little CHIIIIIILD," while stroking himself and dragging you to the ominous machine making grinding sounds.

Only he has a buttplug in place of a heart plug

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Only he has a buttplug in place of a heart plug

Same result,though: pull it out and he dies.

 

[Maude Snew]

dude, you’re a podgy middle aged beardo wearing a dress; you can’t pull it off

As opposed to Fat Rick who I hear wears a very nice and frilly pink lace dress every time he cries hiding in the closet while his consolation wife gets her vagina farted into by a local gang of strapping black men. When they are finished he goes out and hunts for fresh meats. Well I say hunt but it's more a Venus Fly Trap deal and less something like a Tiger. On account of him being very obese and not able to move very fast or very far.

 

[bantadant]

Have any sympathy bouquets have been sent to Patrick's half-house?

 

[AnOminous]

Scalzi definitely has escaped a lot of criticism over the years for being the obnoxious cunt that he is - what always gets me is that picture of him wearing a dress and when people make fun of him for it he always froths about fragile masculinity (dude, you’re a podgy middle aged beardo wearing a dress; you can’t pull it off). As you say it’s probably the fact that he has actually sold books which gives him one redeeming skill to cling to.

Scalzi isn't just some turbo-cunt who goes out of his way to harass and malign people. I know people view his politics as obnoxious but he just isn't some aggressive dick. If he were he'd have a thread like Fat Rick does.

There's a reason there's a hatedom around Rick but not about JS.

The moment you encounter Rick, you are flabbergasted that a vicious, feral, atavistic retard like Rick even exists, and when you find out he is being "harassed" by other people outraged at his very existence, you realize he needs even more of that and you grab the nearest blunt object and start inflicting blunt trauma and... .

Kind of lost track of things sorry.

 

[The I Scream Man]

The moment you encounter Rick, you are flabbergasted that a vicious, feral, atavistic retard like Rick even exists, and when you find out he is being "harassed" by other people outraged at his very existence, you realize he needs even more of that and you grab the nearest blunt object and start inflicting blunt trauma and... .

See this might be a rather unpopular opinion but I'll join you in sharing it, I am just stunned that he acts the way he does and isn't constantly being attacked in broad daylight

Proof positive that America is one of the safest countries in the world, damn near anywhere else and he'd be sporting injuries until he learned to shut the fuck up

 

[Shaka Brah]

Scalzi isn't just some turbo-cunt who goes out of his way to harass and malign people. I know people view his politics as obnoxious but he just isn't some aggressive dick. If he were he'd have a thread like Fat Rick does.

There's a reason there's a hatedom around Rick but not about JS.

The moment you encounter Rick, you are flabbergasted that a vicious, feral, atavistic retard like Rick even exists, and when you find out he is being "harassed" by other people outraged at his very existence, you realize he needs even more of that and you grab the nearest blunt object and start inflicting blunt trauma and... .

Kind of lost track of things sorry.

Scalzi really should have a thread. Discussion about him happens a lot in the YA Bookgate (Hugo Awards rigging) thread + other literary discussion threads. It seems like he's the favorite SFWA cow of people who don't know Patrick, and he's singlehandedly losing Tor Books millions of dollars in printing costs.

 

[Pickle Built]

See this might be a rather unpopular opinion but I'll join you in sharing it, I am just stunned that he acts the way he does and isn't constantly being attacked in broad daylight

Proof positive that America is one of the safest countries in the world, damn near anywhere else and he'd be sporting injuries until he learned to shut the fuck up

There's no way he speaks like this in person. Even the least violent person I know would snap at him sooner or later. Especially if they're drunk since 90% of Paddy's irl social experience is ordering drinks at hooligans

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Longer read from Boomia on OnAF but worth it. Pat’s forced to “think” about more of his responses instead of pure copy and paste and I think Boomia broke him here a bit. I hope I got them in order I’m using KF on a 1.5 in Nokia screen so if it’s mixed up, sorry, fuck you.

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Pretty sure at this point if I ever meet Patrick in person I'm going to punch him in the face.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

There's no way he speaks like this in person. Even the least violent person I know would snap at him sooner or later. Especially if they're drunk since 90% of Paddy's irl social experience is ordering drinks at hooligans

If the phone calls are anything to go by, he does.

 

[Maude Snew]

If the phone calls are anything to go by, he does.

And in the court recordings you can tell he's only barely holding himself back from talking like that to the judge.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

There's no way he speaks like this in person. Even the least violent person I know would snap at him sooner or later. Especially if they're drunk since 90% of Paddy's irl social experience is ordering drinks at hooligans

Listen to the phone calls. He speaks just like he tweets, faggotly and with an air of morbid obesity. He actually uses the “child” insult.

 

[bantadant]

Have any sympathy bouquets have been sent to Patrick's half-house?

I take it back- he should be receiving sympathy flowers for his dead wordle streak instead