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[Puddleduck]

along with proof in the form of some sort of horrible clown conehole spelunking porn,

This gives me a horrifying image of him pulling a never-ending String of Handkerchiefs from his wound...

 

[the luckiest number]

This gives me a horrifying image of him pulling a never-ending String of Handkerchiefs from his wound...

Sadly this is probably less horrifying than what will happen.

 

[Piss Bear]

ahem
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Spoiler: Egg Bonus

more kev having a wobble RE being a groomer
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I can’t express enough how much I despise the egg analogy. It’s so stupid. The obvious analogy trannies should use is a worm realizing it’s actually a caterpillar and cocooning into a butterfly. Come ON, it’s so obvious. You could say “I’m coming out of my concoon!” or “I’m conCOOMing!”

 

[A Grey Cat]

Saw someone that reminded me of dear Kevryn

Hey don't be mean to the cows bro. They provide far more in death then Kevin has in his whole life

 

[Meiwaku]

It looks to be a size increase, which causes Kevin to look even more like a dude with both the size and color of the piercing. Kevin just accidently made himself look less passing, which is hilarious. The fact that he calls himself a robot sounds like a pathetic attempt to dissociate with the realization he gave himself a piercing which looks like the world's tiniest hitlerstache.

I for one am very happy with this size increase and hope he keeps going....at least he's dilating something

 

[AfghanBlue]

In fairness, some obnoxious gay guys (and I imagine some lesbians as well) like bragging about how they can "turn anyone gay" if they try hard enough. I don't think they take their own claim as seriously as the troons do, but it's still fucking annoying anyway.
Buddy, I'm having drinks at the bar. My wife is sitting right next to me. Fuck off and let us drink in peace.

Lesbians are waaaay worse for it tbh.

Also you don’t even get a drink out of them. They think that’s too obvious.

They think you can just be persuaded if they go on for long enough, and the latent female passivity means you can’t just punch em like (I asusme) a man would

 

[Meiwaku]

Lesbians are waaaay worse for it tbh.

Also you don’t even get a drink out of them. They think that’s too obvious.

They think you can just be persuaded if they go on for long enough, and the latent female passivity means you can’t just punch em like (I asusme) a man would

Do you have a story that you want to share with the class? If so then F, I'm genuinely sorry a lesbian a-logged you and apologize for all lesbians. You can punch a girl if she doesn't get the hint. But that being said, I'm going to disagree (but i still love you) because gay dudes are way worse because it's literally an entire subsection of pornography for them. There's so much coom around it.

Gay craigslist ads were also full of "straight man woth HUNGRY BUTT seeking BIG FAT COCK". Back when they existed. They were peak kek. My friends have also shown me Grindr copes on "straight and married but want a twink to ..."

The closet is an absolute labyrinth for gay men coping and for gay men (See: Nick Fuentes board catboy deconversion therapy) and a coom fest for "turning" "straight men".

 

[AssignedEva]

Do you have a story that you want to share with the class? If so then F, I'm genuinely sorry a lesbian a-logged you and apologize for all lesbians. You can punch a girl if she doesn't get the hint. But that being said, I'm going to disagree (but i still love you) because gay dudes are way worse because it's literally an entire subsection of pornography for them. There's so much coom around it.

Gay craigslist ads were also full of "straight man woth HUNGRY BUTT seeking BIG FAT COCK". Back when they existed. They were peak kek. My friends have also shown me Grindr copes on "straight and married but want a twink to ..."

The closet is an absolute labyrinth for gay men coping and for gay men (See: Nick Fuentes board catboy deconversion therapy) and a coom fest for "turning" "straight men".

Ngl I have seen a bunch of degenerate gay men act this way. It's hardly surprising because, well, coomer men are coomer men, regardless of orientation. At least this lot are limited to trying it on with blokes who aren't interested and if a man gets his duck sucked by another man on an impulse, at least he's not surgically disfigured and racking up a bill on the NHS

 

[Law]

Kind of like the hooker who let a john fuck her stoma.

What the fuck is wrong with men.

I read somewhere - prob here, honestly - that the philtrum piercing is popular among transwomen because it can help give the illusion of a shorter philtrum as a long one is one of those subtle AMAB things.

The idea of a hulking, bedicked, lantern-jawed, beer-gutted six-footer stomping around and thinking to himself "no Rosalita they can't see your philtrum you're good" is pretty funny.
They could wear burkas and they'd still be clockable.

 

[cowisnow]

Hey don't be mean to the cows bro. They provide far more in death then Kevin has in his whole life

That there be a bull, friend.
Technically, Kev is a mutilated ox, however. Yet, also oxen are of greater utility than Kevin.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

They could wear burkas and they'd still be clockable.

They would get gender euphoria from wearing a burka since women wear them. It's easy to clock them when they have very visible erections.

 

[Meiwaku]

Wedge needs to unprivate his Twitter, I haven't waited over a year for his SRS to not see the inside of his new circus tent.

 

[Watamelon]

This gives me a horrifying image of him pulling a never-ending String of Handkerchiefs from his wound...

That's prolly gonna be the first thing Wedge/Funnel learns, magic tricks with his neoclussy.

Can't wait for the "And now I'll make myself disappear" trick!

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I can’t express enough how much I despise the egg analogy. It’s so stupid. The obvious analogy trannies should use is a worm realizing it’s actually a caterpillar and cocooning into a butterfly. Come ON, it’s so obvious. You could say “I’m coming out of my concoon!” or “I’m conCOOMing!”

Don‘t give them ideas! Do we really want a whole new sub-genre of tranny cocoon porn?

 

[The Rabbit Holes]

I can’t express enough how much I despise the egg analogy. It’s so stupid. The obvious analogy trannies should use is a worm realizing it’s actually a caterpillar and cocooning into a butterfly. Come ON, it’s so obvious. You could say “I’m coming out of my concoon!” or “I’m conCOOMing!”

Nigger Tranny Youtube Header dropped. It's a animation of some faggot putting on drag and becoming... a butterfly. Archive

Youtube understands.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This gives me a horrifying image of him pulling a never-ending String of Handkerchiefs from his wound...

Flags of All Nations, except a string of un-ironed pride flags.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

A Kevvy retweet for the evening

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Dear transwomen. You do not have permission. Go fuck yourselves with something hard and sandpapery.

By which they mean "I'm a white man so of course I have permission, I just want the satisfaction of hearing you say it."

 

[KiwiFuzz]

These folz are steers.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

These folz are steers.

And Kevryn identifies as queer, so

 

[FinnSven]

And Kevryn identifies as queer, so

Off topic, but what I think makes this funnier is that by the 90s, the Drill Sergeant would not have been able to ask the steers and queers question.

Don’t ask, Don’t tell.


Edit, not sure how many people remember this, but the Officer and a Gentleman Drill Sergeant was a bit more offensive.

I would actually like to see Kevin, Wedge and the rest of the Troon patrol in this situation.