Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

TurdFondler said:
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My first thought was bank issues
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It's possible, but I'm not sure how a troll would manage to fuck with his banking outside of chargebacks. He specifically blamed the trolls for the call and Clint seemed to believe that the discussion merited a certain level of importance. I wonder if it has to do with the cobra con meme? Maybe Clint thinks the trolls are coming to town to harass the family?
 
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Potion_Time said:
It's possible, but I'm not sure how a troll would manage to fuck with his banking outside of chargebacks. He specifically blamed the trolls for the call and Clint seemed to believe that the discussion merited a certain level of importance. I wonder if it has to do with the cobra con meme? Maybe Clint thinks the trolls are coming to town to harass the family?
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He's been railing against the trolls A LOT recently, so to me it's very in line that he'd just start blaming the trolls for all his problems, which he's been doing.
 
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Probably something mundane. Landlord getting complaints about him murdering cats at midnight.

I could also see him calling for targeted harassment and elaborate murder/masturbation fantasies getting to Clint’s ears.
 
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Ah shit we finally get a side character on a live that isn't warlord

nvm he ended it. Looks like our boy isn't being given enough credit, he's definitely learned not to show so much shit compared to even last year.
 
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And of course he shuts down the livestream once homefelon Ian shows up with the meth.
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Yeah, Ian and Dave, I’m sure, are always holding. He really needs to live somewhere else. Being around druggies and felons isn’t going to hell him, but I guess he’s happy living in shit.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I'm not sure we will ever get to find out what the arrangement is as Cobes wont admit it and Clint wouldn't divulge it I think.
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I'm pretty sure that when Josh started that bank account, Clint was a co-signer for it and that's never changed. A co-signer will accept liability for any mistakes on the part of the main account holder, like chargebacks becoming egregious or always paying off Josh's negative balance. This would explain Josh's SSID being direct deposited into his account and yet Clint is able to pay his rent; Co-signers can withdraw money in certain cases. This would also explain why Clint knows what's going on in the bank account.

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I wonder what the trolls did that got home dad to call up Josh.
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I don't think Josh is going to divulge that information, as he's been taught to not do this stuff on camera and be extra careful. But it's possible that if we wait patiently, he'll bitch about it vaguely and drop some hints later on tonight when he's shittered, enough to parse what actually happened. He has that extra bottle of coconut rum which he fully intends on banging down since it's actually the weekend.
 
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Potion_Time said:
He could just be drunk but I think homefelon Ian gave him some downers.
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Most likely, he's been blowing his money and I'm sure he called over that "drunk driver" Ian to score some pills.

"No offense taco bell, you don't got the toasted cheddar chalupa." said cobra as he eats the taco bell toasted cheddar chalupa."
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
Most likely, he's been blowing his money and I'm sure he called over that "drunk driver" Ian to score some pills.
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Nah I think he's just hammered. Probably got off livestream, smoked some green with Ian and broke into that coconut rum.

The pill thing is a Reddit fan theory. Josh is deathly afraid of amphetamines/CNS depressants and he is a basic bitch drug user. If he ever voluntarily took up doing them, his lack of impulse control and addictive personality would make sure he'd never stop and he'd be like this literally all the time. You'd know if he was doing pills, he'd start every stream banged the fuck out like this.
 
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