Prison Letters (6/04/22) - New Chris Jail Letter - Chris Explains Soul Bonding and the Goddess Logs

Covid? No. He was always in "medical" isolation because he's a pain in the ass, and it's easier to manage him there.
As I understand it, he was first placed in medical and then moved to isolation/protected/whatever. Now he’s in medical again.

he says that they sent him to a psychiatric hospital just to teach him legal terminology? that is an invention of his own lawyer I know.
People who know what they’re talking about have been telling us that Chris was there for enough legal education to make him competent to assist in his defense. No one invented shit.

He will get a slap on the wrist, he's going to get out with his time served.
That’s not a slap on the wrist.

than his lawyer told him to stfu deny you had sex with your mom and you'll be home soon.
More likely his lawyer has been telling him to take a plea.

He will return to 14BC unless Barb speaks up, and she wont because she's a walking corpse.
If she was a walking corpse, her sister would do the speaking for her.

What is the purpose of coaching him to be competent at trial? I thought the consensus around here was that he would not see a courtroom. Is this just a formality?
He’ll have a hearing before a judge to enter a plea. He won’t have a jury trial.
 
Why is he so adamant in these past few letters that he will be going home soon? Did someone give him some indication of that or is he just deep coping after being in there for so long now?
Well unless he's been in communication with Heilberg recently (and even then how would he know?), I can't really think of a reason as to why he would know he'd be allowed to return home, after all the court is yet to decide an outcome for Chris, the earliest he'd know is the next court date in July, he's been saying since day 1 that he plans to return home soon, whether or not he actually believes in this is a bit up in the air, as having that autistic tantrum where he got held in a "chokehold" might have had something to do with a realisation that returning to the temple is still yet to be determined and he panicked when he couldn't have his way.
 
Well unless he's been in communication with Heilberg recently (and even then how would he know?), I can't really think of a reason as to why he would know he'd be allowed to return home, after all the court is yet to decide an outcome for Chris, the earliest he'd know is the next court date in July, he's been saying since day 1 that he plans to return home soon, whether or not he actually believes in this is a bit up in the air, as having that autistic tantrum where he got held in a "chokehold" might have had something to do with a realisation that returning to the temple is still yet to be determined and he panicked when he couldn't have his way.
Yeah, I guess what is crazier to me about that though is he is apparently declining donations due to the belief that he will go home soon? But like even then I'm not sure why that would be a reason, he e-begged constantly at home too.
 
Chris is so full of shit with this one that his eyes have turned brown and fecal matter is streaming out of every hole on his head like some kind of fucked up cross between Mister Potato Head and those Playdough extruders. This was not hugs and forehead kisses and cuddles and "locker room talk" gone awry. Chris would not have been kept locked up for a year if nothing happened. The fact that the State of Virginia decided to spend their taxpayers money on the investigation, prosecution, and incarceration of Chris is the strongest evidence available that Chris sexually abused his mother, or at the very least something incestuous happened between the two of them. Virginia would not have wasted the taxpayers time and money on arresting Chris, conducting an investigation, prosecuting him in the courts, and giving him three hots and a cot plus medical care for the past year if they had found nothing to incriminate Chris.

But we can't expect Chris to look at the subject objectively and rationally come to that conclusion, just like we can't expect Chris to keep his delusions of grandeur and horrible sexual appetite to himself. Chris is a retard with the mind of an 8 year old, after all.

However, if they do allow Chris to return to 14BC or be in the presence of his mother after all this, then I will have to come to the conclusion that Clown World has indeed corrupted everything and there is no hope of fixing the abhorrent state of the US.
 
You guys are reading too much into it again, remember that Chris is a tard and incapable of critical thinking and the elaborate scenarios you create.

"I'm going home" is just his ultimate cope (as we saw in the last letter before the mental hospital) and also a manifestation of his magical thinking. He believes to be a God in cwcville and since all that he says becomes true there, so if he says "I'm going home", his goddess powers are going to make that real in 1218 earth too.
 
Why is he so adamant in these past few letters that he will be going home soon? Did someone give him some indication of that or is he just deep coping after being in there for so long now?
His hopes of going home is probably the only bits of optimism that's getting him through the day. Even if he is given a slap around the wrist and is released, his life is still going to be incredibly different.
 
Why is he so adamant in these past few letters that he will be going home soon? Did someone give him some indication of that or is he just deep coping after being in there for so long now?
He is going home in August, it's just that "home" for him now is a halfway house in the middle of Bumfuck, Virginia. There he'll be surrounded by slow in da minds and Nurse Ratchet types. No Lego, no McDonald's, no vidya, no ponies. Just hell.

Maybe he'll be remanded to an Amish commune instead. His sexual deviancy coupled with DON'T CALL ANYONE will fit right in. Daily beatings will knock the tomgirl Jesus blasphemy out of him and he just won't be fed if he doesn't work. Good luck waddling back to civilization, Fatty.
 
Null the Judas…

Isn’t there a sect of Christianity (Gnostics I think?) who believe Jesus had secretly instructed Judas to betray him because it was part of God’s will? Someone inform Chris of this and see how he tries to spin it
I'm not sure if Jesus instructed Judas specifically but he certainly knew someone would betray him: "One of you which eateth with me shall betray me"
 
Null the Judas…

Isn’t there a sect of Christianity (Gnostics I think?) who believe Jesus had secretly instructed Judas to betray him because it was part of God’s will? Someone inform Chris of this and see how he tries to spin it
You'd be hard pressed to find a sect who believes Jesus was crucified for fucking his senile mother, though.
 
I also think he has been told he's getting out soon and that there is a deal worked out - I don't think he will be going back to 14BLC unless something really weird is going on and the government has dropped the ball once again with Chris and gave him a slap on the wrist.
honestly im ive been having this gut feeling that SOMEHOW chris is actually going to get to go home.

dont know how, dont know why. Im just prepared to be massively disappointed once again.
 
So apparently he was only at the state hospital to learn terminology and proceedings and no "unsafe activity" happened,

That's more or less what we suspected. The stay isn't meant to fix Chris, it's just to make it so Chris understands what is happening. @JanuaryViolet gave a good explanation of how it works.

"Names will be changed to protect the INNOCENT"
So basically anyone who didn't send positive letters that affirm his delusions will not get that courtesy and will absolutely be doxed.

It's worse than that. When Chris tries to hide peoples identities he still leaks information like a sieve and they get doxxed anyway. The Wallflower, for instance.

now, he says that they sent him to a psychiatric hospital just to teach him legal terminology?

That's basically what happened, I believe Chris entirely on this. The body restraint stuff wasn't part of the treatment, just a response to stop him from chimping out, so they could get on with educating the fat fuck.

Yea sadly the Teflon Tard slides by serious repecutions for his actions yet again.

If I sent you to jail for a year I don't think you'd consider it "not serious".

He can go back on all that now and say it was all a test, but no jury is going to believe him.

Even if he goes to trial, in J&DR there is no jury. It's just the judge.

I'm betting that his lawyer told him that he can't be held in jail longer than a year without being transferred to prison.

He doesn't have to go to prison. If he's charged with a felony, theoretically he could spend years in jail and then be let out on time served without ever going to prison. It just depends on how long the court case is delayed for whatever reason.

If it does go the felony route, we should know by mid-August.

Would probably be worse for him. From what Pointless Sperg has said if convicted the state needs to find a place for him to live for 30 days after he gets out. If they put him in a group home or Section 8 housing than Chris can use his tugboat to stay there and have a roof over his head. If he is found innocent and the state doesn't need to find a place for him to stay then he is completely screwed because he will either be locked out of his house for good or somehow inherit 14 Branchland Ct which he will eventually lose due to debts and incompetence. He would end up on the streets for the rest of his days.

From the way I read the statute, he doesn't need to be convicted. It's written in such a way that even people who aren't convicted of anything must be connected with services (if they have serious mental illness). So if you're just arrested for screaming on the street, if they drop the charges, they still have to find you services.

They don't have to find him the best housing, they just have to arrange for services where his residence is. This means they have to make sure he has a residence. That could be supportive housing or it could just be a homeless shelter. It could even be 14BC if they decide that's the easiest way to deal with it, but then they'd have to find a way for him to be able to stay in 14BC on an ongoing basis.

It is entirely possible that he's going back to 14BC. I find that unlikely, but it's possible. I've outlined mechanisms of how this could work. Chris believing he's going back could just be wishful thinking, but there's also a possibility that this is exactly what they're working out.

I'm just saying, be skeptical, but don't be shocked if and when Chris returns to the Sonichu Temple. If it does happen it's because Greene County considers it the only way they can deal with Chris without heroic effort.

Hielburg may be able to convince them to disregaurd the letters if he can prove Chris's autism kept him from understanding his Miranda right to remain silent included anything he wrote, Eg he took "anything you say" litteraly AND assumed it only applies to verbal speech.

That's been litigated before. It is possible to suppress evidence from statements made by a mentally ill person while in custody. SCOTUS also ruled that statements made NOT in custody are still admissible.

I don't understand why the weens writing him can't figure out how mail drops work. Or even post office boxes. If you don't want to be doxxed by Chris, don't give him your dox.

@Spamton G. Spamton was using a mail service to avoid being doxxed, so he's safe at least.

He wasn't deemed incompetent. Officially he was sent to the hospital to determine if he was competent or could be made competent. In reality he was being a pain in the ass obstruction in court, and they had to spank him out of it. They just can't officially call it that.

I don't think so. I believe the assessment was done earlier. The six month continuance is usually for an attempt to restore to competence. In the case of what Chris has said in this letter, it's also consistent with restoration rather than evaluation.

And @Null didn't betray Chris. He saved Ruckersville.

Null was the hero Greene County needed.
 
Could Chris actually return to 14blc and his victim to reoffend? Truly and honestly?

If Barb remains independent, yes, Barb could allow him back. Whether or not there was a protective order would be entirely up to Barb.

If Barb is no longer in charge of her life, then he could be banned from 14BC under a protective order if Barb remains there.

If Barb is *not* there, Chris is free to return, assuming whoever owns it allows it and the bills are paid.

They can't really stop him from going there as a condition for release as they can't assign a further penalty than one year in jail. Release conditions are usually as an alternative to a sentence, either as a suspended sentence, or parole after a partially-served sentence. If it stays in J&DR he doesn't even need to make a plea deal -- they can just find him guilty at trial and he's already done his time. The only danger for Chris would be them deciding to indict him on a felony because of his refusal to take a deal.

If they indict him on a felony, he will have served the one year minimum and the rest could be a suspended sentence with restrictions on what he can do.

If Chris goes back against the wishes of whoever controls the property, it would be trespassing. Assuming he receives a trespass notification, he would be arrested again under that charge.
 
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Why is he so adamant in these past few letters that he will be going home soon? Did someone give him some indication of that or is he just deep coping after being in there for so long now?

Unless they up the charges to felonies, he's going to be out soon on time served, even if he's still awaiting trial, as he'll have reached the maximum sentence of what he's been charged with. Our court system doesn't allow the cops to keep you in a cell forever just because your trial hasn't happened yet if it would exceed the actual time you could end up locked up for when all is said and done.
 
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I hope they stick him in section 8 so he has to live like a normal person for once and live by a budget and not be able to splurge on toys he desperately wants and cant because he has to chose between Food and Pony / Leg / Sonic toys, you don't get content out of chris by giving him all he wants, you give it by withholding things he feels entitled to like Sex in the past and Toys and Games and all the other little creature comforts.
The rest of his life is going to be a miserable slog. He'll either be living tugboat to tugboat spending it all on rent and food living in a group home or trailer, or live at 14 Branchland Ct. for a few years before losing it and ending up on the streets. He will be alone with nothing to distract him from the bleak reality he set up for himself. In 20 years from now on Christmas a sixty year old Chris having finished a Turkey Hungry Man will be sitting in a rundown Section 8 apartment with only a mattress on the floor and a table and chair he bought from the Salvation Army as furniture. The shelves will be bare and an ancient television will be blaring basic cable all day long. The neighbors will be fighting in the other unit while a drug addict lies passed outside the door. Chris will be sitting on his mattress staring a a blank wall spacing out imagining he is in CWCville surrounded by his friends, family including barbie Chan and Robertchu celebrating a happy Christmas together.

If Barb remains independent, yes, Barb could allow him back. Whether or not there was a protective order would be entirely up to Barb.

If Barb is no longer in charge of her life, then he could be banned from 14BC under a protective order if Barb remains there.

If Barb is *not* there, Chris is free to return, assuming whoever owns it allows it and the bills are paid.

They can't really stop him from going there as a condition for release as they can't assign a further penalty than one year in jail. Release conditions are usually as an alternative to a sentence, either as a suspended sentence, or parole after a partially-served sentence. If it stays in J&DR he doesn't even need to make a plea deal -- they can just find him guilty at trial and he's already done his time. The only danger for Chris would be them deciding to indict him on a felony because of his refusal to take a deal.

If they indict him on a felony, he will have served the one year minimum and the rest could be a suspended sentence with restrictions on what he can do.

If Chris goes back against the wishes of whoever controls the property, it would be trespassing. Assuming he receives a trespass notification, he would be arrested again under that charge.
Thats fucked up that Chris could just waddle back home after a year and carry on having sex with Barb like nothing happened. This country's going into the toilet faster than a meal of Taco Bell ends up in Chris's briefs.
 
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