Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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Ah Kent Hovind...who used creationist magazines and a geocities site to debunk evolution. I'm not joking.

But all that said, Jack getting Kent Hovind on his program is a MASSIVE win for Jack, and should have been a launching point for the channel. Jack should attempt to get Greg Locke on next. I'd LOVE to see that shit.
It's more that it shows how much relevance as an e-celeb Kent Hovind lost compared to how big a win it was for Jack. Hovind had a far larger following decades ago, and while conmen like him can continue, he's not at the heights he once was at. Though Jack certainly believes it's a super big win given how hard he craves those; fucker saved a small town newspaper clip that talked about him and regularly looks at YT videos.

Also looks like he's getting angy over his limp given the recent posturing he's doing. His damn fault; all he had to do to minimize it would've been to use physical therapy to get the foot drop tended to. Then from there you use bracing to make sure it's firmed up. But that required work so of course he didn't bother, just like he didn't bother trying with his dead arm.
 
Not sure if Hovind is one of them, but some YE Creationists that say mankind co-existed with dinosaurs say that T-Rexes were vegetarian and had massive teeth to open coconuts with.

So as to explain why Noah's ark didn't become a slaughterhouse with two rexes on board.
Sure, but what about the lions and bears and hyenas and shit?

Also I might just be too high tonight but do ALL creationists deny evolution? Like I know the whole point of creationists is that they don't believe in evolution, it's just weirding me out tonight.

So ergo Jack denies evolution? Has he ever gone off about this on FB? I knew Jack was stupid but denying evolution would be wowzers.

Although tbh it's hard to believe Jack is an improvement on an ape, so whatever.

He's also of the mind that ancient man was much bigger than we are now and that man stood like 30 feet high and could punch a dinosaur in the face.
Is this why Jack thought Jurassic Park Whatever was unrealistic?
 
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Jack's advice:
  1. Don't shop hungry
  2. Stop buying soda because "it's an addiction" and "it's horrible for your body"
  3. Stop buying junk food
  4. Stop buying prepared food
  5. "I'm not here to tell you what to eat, what not to eat"
  6. "I haven't ordered dessert unless I'm videotaping a show"
  7. "If you don't have the money, don't go out"
  8. Buy things that will last, eg. rice and beans. (And keep them in your garage for years on end without eating them?)
  9. "Your freezer is going to become your best friend"
  10. This is fucking rich: "I don't walk that well so sometimes I may need... If I'm tired, my one leg gets a little weak, so I may need a cart, and I notice that when you look at people in a cart, look in their basket - don't judge them, love them - but realize, the stuff in their basket is why they're in the cart. Every cart I look at's got donuts, soda, and chips, nothing but horrible food for your body, is in the cart, and the guy or the girl is in the cart, because they can't walk, or they're too big." :story:
  11. "I'm not here to tell you what food's good, what food's not good"
  12. Stop eating out, because you have no idea what ingredients they're using
  13. I only order dessert when it's really special and I want to show you guys
I use a vacuum sealer for my rice and beans.

For the beans I stab the shit out of the bean bags. Stick them in a vacuum bag and vacuum seal. For rice I divide up large bags of rice into 2-3 cups. Vacuum seal portions. Then I dump the shit in buckets and seal them up.

I have an abundance of spices and canned tomatoes, clam sauce, spam, tuna, assorted cooking oils.

Late breaking news: Our last remaining copyright strike for Episode 49 of “The Boys’ Club” has been reversed. We are now back to 0.

Your move, Jagoff.

Once I get home from work I’ll restore all of the remaining hidden episodes for public viewing once again.
You should branch out. Jack is on his last leg. Rename the cats Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man and make it a cat channel. To add a unique hook to differentiate it from every other cat channel, put cameras on the cats. It will be the first cat POV cat channel. People can watch the cats mount each other and do other cat things.
 
Also I might just be too high tonight but do ALL creationists deny evolution? Like I know the whole point of creationists is that they don't believe in evolution, it's just weirding me out tonight.

Creationism being conflated as an opposite of evolution has only been a thing for retards like Jack. Pius XII called out this foolishness, and he was anti-left to the point of declaring communists to be apostates.
 
Never forget
The entire point of this video is to record himself bitching about something. He doesn't make a single point other than "I'll keep buying many small cups of soda!". There wouldn't be a problem if he manifested his opinion in a rational way, like complaining about the overreach of the State or how patronizing this is to the customers, instead he simply goes for the most idiotic way of expressing himself. Fucking great, Jack!

“I can walk the store, but if I’m tired my one leg gets a little weak so I may need a cart”

And again, just admit you’re totally unable to drive dude, seriously. The truth will set you free. Ditto for being a closeted faggot

Jack would (quite literally) rather die than admit he is wrong on fucking anything. He's the only guy in the history of the World who went through two strokes, had fuckall in therapy and has a "working arm" while people like Tim Curry, a famous actor with the means to rehabilitate himself, are still reeling from their own strokes. Jagoff never lets the masquerade of his hyper masculinity fail to the public, he would rather endanger himself by driving with a functionally dead arm rather than simply admit he failed and rely on others for his needs as a disabled person!

As much as I have no respect for the Jagoff, I will never say that being disabled makes him less of a man, because it doesn't even if he brought this on himself by refusing to cook and eat properly. If anything, Jack's refusal to accept himself is what makes him less of a man. Jack could simply learn to tolerate gay people (if unable to come to terms with his clear sexual attraction for men) and live a happier life, he could accept his body has limitations brought by his reckless eating and try to adopt healthier habits, but he is too deeply mired in his Narcissism to accept either of those realities and keeps playing the role of big, strong man on the theatre of his own mind, fighting invisible windmills and hurting his health after each battle, only to see more of them prop on the horizon!

Creationism being conflated as an opposite of evolution has only been a thing for retards like Jack. Pius XII called out this foolishness, and he was anti-left to the point of declaring communists to be apostates.
There are even some theorists who propose that Scientific Theories such as the Big Bang are actually explaining how God created the Universe, Intelligent Design and all that. Quite interesting and an acceptable viewpoint, faith and intelligence are in no way mutually exclusive, just as there are idiotic assholes on all sides, there are also clever, good people!
 
Yeah but Catholics don't generally call themselves Creationists. A Catholic even theorized the big bang theory. I'd wager most mainstream religious people accept evolution and don't see that as contradicting their faith.

But I guess this answers my question, both that not all creationists deny evolution, and that Jack is a dumbass who does. It makes sense since he thought God would just magically fix his stroke arm with no work on his part. Chef's kiss!
 
There are even some theorists who propose that Scientific Theories such as the Big Bang are actually explaining how God created the Universe, Intelligent Design and all that.
All together now: God made man
But he used the monkey to do it
Apes in the plan
We're all here to prove it
I can walk like an ape, talk like an ape
I can do what monkeys do
God made man
But a monkey supplied the glue
 
There wouldn't be a problem if he manifested his opinion in a rational way, like complaining about the overreach of the State or how patronizing this is to the customers, instead he simply goes for the most idiotic way of expressing himself. Fucking great, Jack!
Jack is exactly why the State feels it needs to limit the amount of soda someone buys. He clearly cannot make those decisions himself.
 
Jack once again stewing in American pop-Christianity by going to autistic tacky theme parks and arguing about dinosaurs instead of focusing on anything important like his own salvation and repentance.
It's not my place to speak on someone else's relationship with God but is paying $54.95 to look at some plastic dinosaurs the best way to get closer to the Lord?
 
Squash you cancer!

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An addendum to the cancer post: Q has entered the chat

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Also: Jack is pre-empting arguments by talking to himself now.

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Oh boy, the guy who can hardly count to ten yet, he is giving us pharmaceutical/medical advice. Thank god for Jack Scalfani, MD, PharmD is here to break the truth on how SCIENCE is evil and wants you to die. Lol also, why is he bitching about capitalism? I know you’re against socialize medicine,Jack. Stop bitching. Also, don’t talk shit about health and medicine when you are eating yourself to death you bloated, child abusing, man child.
 
Don't forget he drinks coffee with so much cream and sugar it's probably worse than a soda anyway, but soda bad because sugar.
Actually he drinks it with flavored syrups, flavored whitener and artificial sweetener. So you just know Jagoff thinks he's somehow drinking "healthier" coffee because it doesn't have sugar in it because that's poison.

He is literally the only man I know of that gets excited over Pumpkin Spice. The favorite flavor for each and every basic bitch out there. Jagoff, with his massive homosexuality, is a basic bitch.

Never forget

The ironic part of these "Letters From Jack" videos? He's gone back using his "Cooking With Jack" show to leave a positive comment and say how right he was as if he was speaking to somebody else.

Jack is exactly why the State feels it needs to limit the amount of soda someone buys. He clearly cannot make those decisions himself.
Obviously he can't considering he feels the need to get two drinks. And now I bet he looks back on that and says, "I should have cut back on the sugar" instead of "sugar bad".
 
Apparently some glowies knocked on Jack's door and tried to spread the good news of electric cars. This gravy-blooded American will have none of it!

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Apparently some glowies knocked on Jack's door and tried to spread the good news of electric cars. This gravy-blooded American will have none of it!

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What the fuck is his obsession electric cars? I've heard a few giga-cunts imply high gas prices were good because it'd push people towards electric cars, but beyond that I've seen next to no push for them lately. I politisperg on the daily too, so I'd see this shit if it was a thing.

I bet it's something petite like that neighbor he really hates bought an electric car.
 
A little birdy told me some things about that other YouTube channel I found. Apparently, 3R1 Productions was Paul’s “production company.” “3R1” is a reference to the Holy Trinity: Three Persons, One God or . . . “3 ‘are’ 1.”

Also, Re: The Knott’s Berry Farm thing -

Jack and Paul finagled some pop-up dance party as a throwback to the 80s. They got Richard Blade from LA radio station KROQ to MC it. Then they did a second one at another place near Knott’s which was smaller. The two of them were serving alcohol at these events despite Jack pretending to be a teetotaler.

Some career/school info:

Jack must have fooled around with radio in high school at Kennedy High. He went to one of the local junior colleges out there and did radio as a class. That was the extent of his college education. That’s when he must have applied to Knott’s (85). As you probably know, he did country radio in the overnight hours and this must have been before he met Tammy, so probably in the 90s. He did the Sterling Winters thing and then that’s when he met Tammy and they got married in ’99.
 
What the fuck is his obsession electric cars? I've heard a few giga-cunts imply high gas prices were good because it'd push people towards electric cars, but beyond that I've seen next to no push for them lately. I politisperg on the daily too, so I'd see this shit if it was a thing.

I bet it's something petite like that neighbor he really hates bought an electric car.
Now I'm imagining a Soyjack crying while holding a receipt of his latest gas fill-up while his chad neighbor speeds by, possibly with Tammy in the passenger seat.

"Ha ha ha ha, electric car go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
 
A little birdy told me some things about that other YouTube channel I found. Apparently, 3R1 Productions was Paul’s “production company.” “3R1” is a reference to the Holy Trinity: Three Persons, One God or . . . “3 ‘are’ 1.”
Blast. My money was on it being a reference to Romans 3:1 - "What good is it to be a Jew? What good is it to be circumcised?"

I guess the trinity thing does make more sense.
 
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