E3 (but not really) 2022

[IrishGuy088]

Speaking of Visual Novels or whatever, I'd like to see some new games in the Famicom Detective Club series. The remakes of the two originals were a lot of fun. But any new content would run the risk of being written by the retarded.

 

[trent]

This guy really is saying a lot just to describe Elder Scrolls in Space.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

This guy really is saying a lot just to describe Elder Scrolls in Space.

It's Todd "200 Dungeons" Howard. That's kinda his thing.

 

[CIS White Droid]

It's Todd "200 Dungeons" Howard. That's kinda his thing.

Even worse. It's Pete Hines.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Even worse. It's Pete Hines.

Oh, the "I don't care how realistic things are in Fallout" dude?

 

[trent]

Trying to take on Civ is an incredibly stupid idea.

 

[CIS White Droid]

This creature triggers my fight or flight instinct.

 

[marvlouslie]

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This creature triggers my fight or flight instinct.

That haircut is terrifying, tbh. Also, why do all these same fucking people have the exact same blonde hair? Like.. do you really need to advertise how much of a fucking cunt you are? At least it shows me outwardly that I can avoid these potential lawsuits.

 

[trent]

I don't give a shit about Flight Sim but it legitimately seems like the devs give a shit about the game.

The guy they have on now sounds excited as fuck to be working on the game.

 

[marvlouslie]

Honestly, you need a power house to fully enjoy Flight sim.

 

[CIS White Droid]

 

[trent]

Texas Chainsaw is launching on Gamepass. I might actually play it now.

 

[CIS White Droid]

You can tell they put a lot of effort into this show case. They spelled Larry Hyrb's name wrong.

Edit: Another creature to haunt my dreams

 

[trent]

This showcase has dropped around 10k viewers since it started.

It's a tough watch, pretty much an encapsulation of why the game industry is fucked.

EDIT: They are going to let devs put "parts" of their games on Gamepass soon. Sounds like paywalled demos.

 

[CIS White Droid]

Ah yes all those African game devs that are still in Africa...

Edit: Here comes the muh ukraine shit

 

[trent]

Telling people to download the Xbox SDK from github and just make shit and submit it to ID@XBOX.

Here comes the Steam-style shovelware!

 

[IrishGuy088]

You can tell they put a lot of effort into this show case. They spelled Larry Hyrb's name wrong.
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Edit: Another creature to haunt my dreams

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She's got her cum catchers on.

 

[KingLiberty76]

a little late, but Starfield looks like they took No Mans Sky and combined it with Skyrim

 

[IrishGuy088]

Starfield

Every time I've seen this game mentioned over the last week, I read it as "Seinfeld".

 

[TheBest]

I missed the stream, was anything noteworthy announced?