Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Jack and Paul finagled some pop-up dance party as a throwback to the 80s. They got Richard Blade from LA radio station KROQ to MC it. Then they did a second one at another place near Knott’s which was smaller. The two of them were serving alcohol at these events despite Jack pretending to be a teetotaler.

If the blog comment we found earlier is to be believed, Jack was a hard partier before he met Tammy.

 

[Aaway]

If the blog comment we found earlier is to be believed, Jack was a hard partier before he met Tammy.

jack was 100% an alcoholic at some point in his life and a very sloppy drunk. one of the stories he mentioned in the past was a time he was partying in mexico and was so hammered that he walked face first into a stop sign. he also admitted to being a smoker at one point too. given that he replaced these addictions with food, it's safe to say that jack is very, very prone to addiction

quitting drinking was no doubt one of the conditions tammy put forth in order for them to get married, the other being that jack would have to become a christian like her. this explains why we've never seen him have a drink on camera (but tammy has) and why he feels the need to constantly remind his viewers that he doesn't drink. tammy probably made it clear that she would leave him if he ever drank again or something extreme like that as a result of his prior alcoholism

 

[captkrisma]

If the blog comment we found earlier is to be believed, Jack was a hard partier before he met Tammy.

Jack was a hard partner even with Tammy

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Jack partied. Here he is, third from the left, while out with friends.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Squash you cancer!
An addendum to the cancer post: Q has entered the chat
Also: Jack is pre-empting arguments by talking to himself now.

Yes, Jack, they all dying from the same illness is proof of a big conspiracy and not, believe it or not, the effect of them having the same fucking illness to begin with. And lardass is oblivious to the fact that treatments and the like cost money to the Hospital, which is inevitable even in Universal Healthcare. Jack is the kind of fucking idiot who thinks he's the smartest guy in the room for noticing a pattern and drawing the stupidest fucking conclusion known to man on top of it, what a Jagoff!

And the Q shit is hilarious by itself. All this guy ever did was post on a website claiming he had a special U.S. Government clearance (which would have been swiftly revoked if he leaked shit like he did considering he fought the "Deep State"), writing vague statements that are usual fare for conspiracy theories, yet people still fall for this horseshit despite the reveal that "Q" was actually a conspiracy theorist from South Africa and two guys with no government ties whatsoever in the U.S.!

How the fuck would these guys in Big Pharma make any fucking money by killing people? If Q really had the ties he had, why the fuck wouldn't he press the Government, the one entity with enough pull to force these entities into playing fair, to release their fucking cures? None of this shit makes any sense if you think outside of the box for a hot minute, yet these guys keep propagating this idiotic horseshit to this day!

Baffles me how Charles and Jack are even related.
Charles makes a joke and Jack interprets it as some sort of conspiracy.

Do they share a father or are they just half-brothers? Not discriminating, but it would explain why one is a raging narcissistic idiot and the other is a clever, successful guy that props up his idiot brother even when he clearly hates him for being who he is. Shows who's the bigger man despite Jack's constant stupid posturing!

quitting drinking was no doubt one of the conditions tammy put forth in order for them to get married, the other being that jack would have to become a christian like her. this explains why we've never seen him have a drink on camera (but tammy has) and why he feels the need to constantly remind his viewers that he doesn't drink. tammy probably made it clear that she would leave him if he ever drank again or something extreme like that as a result of his prior alcoholism

That would make a lot of sense and explain plenty of his worst behaviours going by his own idiotic logic. Guy has been posturing as a man he isn't for his entire life, to show he is a changed man, or maybe his narcissism helped to mold him into a "Righteous Asshole" by his own viewpoint, which would explain how he brags about doing horrible shit to his own family, judging his own brother who still lends him a helping hand despite all the shit he throws at him, and condemning his fucking dog for being a dog talking as if they had to apologize to God over Jack's fucking neglect of them!

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

What the fuck is his obsession electric cars? I've heard a few giga-cunts imply high gas prices were good because it'd push people towards electric cars, but beyond that I've seen next to no push for them lately. I politisperg on the daily too, so I'd see this shit if it was a thing.

I bet it's something petite like that neighbor he really hates bought an electric car.

There's a lot of talk on right-wing sites that are spreading the rumor that the gas prices are going up because the gubmint wants us all to buy electric cars. As if this problem wasn't also happening outside our borders. But nobody ever claimed these people were deep thinkers. It's just a very simple flowchart: "If it's the Democrats it's bad and if it's the Republicans it's good".

You know for a fact that if it was Trump in the White House who was pushing for electric cars Mushbrain would be all about going green and getting one.

jack was 100% an alcoholic at some point in his life and a very sloppy drunk. one of the stories he mentioned in the past was a time he was partying in mexico and was so hammered that he walked face first into a stop sign. he also admitted to being a smoker at one point too. given that he replaced these addictions with food, it's safe to say that jack is very, very prone to addiction

quitting drinking was no doubt one of the conditions tammy put forth in order for them to get married, the other being that jack would have to become a christian like her. this explains why we've never seen him have a drink on camera (but tammy has) and why he feels the need to constantly remind his viewers that he doesn't drink. tammy probably made it clear that she would leave him if he ever drank again or something extreme like that as a result of his prior alcoholism

The alcoholism makes sense if that's why he's so against booze. A lot of former addicts are the biggest critics of the thing they used to be addicted to to the point where they moralfag their way around anybody who dares to drink / smoke in front of them.

 

[Anal birth]

Apparently some glowies knocked on Jack's door and tried to spread the good news of electric cars. This gravy-blooded American will have none of it!

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I'd love to see these boomers attempt to protect themselves from a drone strike with their AR15s

 

[densedance]

Holy fuck, imagine in what Wendigo he would be if he has that "craving for food" after a few drinks or Beer.
I mean we all had that at some point (or not), but that guy probably ordered 60 Chicken Nuggets.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Holy fuck, imagine in what Wendigo he would be if he has that "craving for food" after a few drinks or Beer.
I mean we all had that at some point (or not), but that guy probably ordered 60 Chicken Nuggets.

What are you talking about? We have video evidence of it:

 

[Staffy]

He is literally the only man I know of that gets excited over Pumpkin Spice. The favorite flavor for each and every basic bitch out there. Jagoff, with his massive homosexuality, is a basic bitch.

Not only that pumpkin spice is known to be enjoyed by many faggots that ruin the internet lately with their presence on Tumblr/Twitter. He's a basic faggot bitch and he belongs to shitty places like Portland or SoCal.

He can't even redneck right ffs

 

[jitter]

someone should tag jack in this tweet since he doesn't understand how restaurant pricing works

https://twitter.com/Brendan_m_Hodge/status/1536148422679482368 - archive

 

[AnOminous]

There's a lot of talk on right-wing sites that are spreading the rumor that the gas prices are going up because the gubmint wants us all to buy electric cars. As if this problem wasn't also happening outside our borders. But nobody ever claimed these people were deep thinkers. It's just a very simple flowchart: "If it's the Democrats it's bad and if it's the Republicans it's good".

You know for a fact that if it was Trump in the White House who was pushing for electric cars Mushbrain would be all about going green and getting one.


The alcoholism makes sense if that's why he's so against booze. A lot of former addicts are the biggest critics of the thing they used to be addicted to to the point where they moralfag their way around anybody who dares to drink / smoke in front of them.

Lmao "former alcoholic" as if bottles of booze don't show up for allegedly legitimate purposes in his shows and then mysteriously disappear afterwards.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Take Jack’s advice; stretch your dollars.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Lmao "former alcoholic" as if bottles of booze don't show up for allegedly legitimate purposes in his shows and then mysteriously disappear afterwards.

Lies and slander! Jack is a generous soul and gives away all his leftover booze to the homeless.

Or maybe he just throws it away. Wouldn't actually surprise me given how wasteful he is with Tammy's money.

 

[captkrisma]

There's a lot of talk on right-wing sites that are spreading the rumor that the gas prices are going up because the gubmint wants us all to buy electric cars. As if this problem wasn't also happening outside our borders. But nobody ever claimed these people were deep thinkers. It's just a very simple flowchart: "If it's the Democrats it's bad and if it's the Republicans it's good".

You know for a fact that if it was Trump in the White House who was pushing for electric cars Mushbrain would be all about going green and getting one.

Which boggles the mind because the one man responsible for making electric cars popular is very much right wing. This is truely the most bipartisan idea: the left want it for being easier on the ecosystem, the right want one because it's from Musk.

Same concept with anti-vaxers: Who the fuck cut the red tape for pharma companies to make the vaccine? Trump! Without him, we might still be under mandates while the vaccine might roll out this year...maybe.

 

[Neko GF]

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[densedance]

Nooooooo not the lucid Garlic.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

"What I'm guessing this is kinda a salad side dish to a steak, ribs, I don't know, whatever you're having". What makes him think this can't be eaten as a meal? And I guess Jack's leaning keto diet is fucked, because you know he is going to eat all of that.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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Jack calls her "Childs" a few times in the video, which is totally normal because I too forget the name of the chef I claim to idolize and have dedicated a month's worth of content to. He also keeps pointing out to use sun-dried tomatoes, but all the online recipes for this dish say to use roasted red peppers (even the one he ripped and put in the description). He calls them peppers too when he's putting them in the pasta.

Garlic shot:


Jack once saw a recipe where the spices were toasted in the oil, hmm that must mean it's a good idea to dump a cup of expired dried herbs directly into my pan!



Jack also debuts the new overhead angle. The footage is blurry and poorly lit, defeating the entire purpose of this setup.



Between the overcooked, sticky pasta, the canned olives, and the pound of catnip he dumped in, the end result is looking pretty inedible.



Jack lets the pasta come to room temperature instead of eating it hot, because "the recipe didn't say" (?????)

But surprise, Jack loves it because it's also got two pounds of generic parmesan in it, and at this stage of life he only cares about the fat content of whatever cheese-flavored plastic product he is jamming into his gullet. "I'm guessing you could feed five to six people with this" which is about half a meal for Jack.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack thinks Marco Polo invented pasta. Amazing. How about doing 5 seconds of research on your phone before hitting record, fatty?