WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

How long will Wing's marriage last?

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  • A year

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  • Until death do they part

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Power Glove said:
I don't know how it is with a gastric sleeve, such as Wings has
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So I can speak on this one, as I’m almost 3 years post-op the sleeve procedure.

The fact that he was able to consume such large portions so soon after surgery is far more insane than I think non-WLS patients realize. He’s lucky he didn’t cause serious harm or straight up die.

The nerves don’t fully heal for several months, so it’s possible to stretch your sleeve and not realize it, especially when shoveling in “soft foods” such as Wendy’s chili. This is why surgeons will urge you to progress to solids as safely, yet quickly, as tolerable. Had Wings followed post-op diet instructions correctly, he would almost certainly have felt some restriction kick in as he got full. He also drank while eating, which is a no-no as it helps food pass through the sleeve quicker. Wendy’s chili for every meal, for months on end was one of the worst decisions he could have made. By the time the sleeve was truly healed, it was probably at least 25% already fucked.

To this day, I too can’t finish a burger in one sitting. I can maybe do a McD’s cheeseburger in 30 minutes, but it wouldn’t be very comfortable. Plus, that’s just a fucking stupid waste of caloric intake for the lack of nutrition.

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Something I want to ask, would a large amount of smaller foods such as potato chips or small candies be similarly hard for a post surgery stomach to process as it would larger foods like pizza or big macs
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Yes and no. Funny you say chips, as there were a few times I had to stop myself from demolishing chips while high because you can chew them down to mush and pack more in. So it’s not as hard to process in that sense than say, a slice of pizza or something as solid. But yes, eating a very large volume of them would be more difficult on the system than a slice of a medium pizza, if that makes any sense. Food density really comes into play when navigating the post-op diet.

Wings should have had a bypass IMO. And not to shit on Mexico and their surgical programs but, a more competent bariatric surgeon in the US with more experience with certain types of patients and their personal history with weight loss and dieting would have NOT suggested the sleeve for someone like Wings due to his lack of willpower and the ease with which it is to undo that particular procedure.

Sorry for the novel. Hospitalized on some lovely IV opioids so I’ve got the time to sperg a bit.

Big ups to Sean Ranklin.
 
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jimmybags said:
Something I want to ask, would a large amount of smaller foods such as potato chips or small candies be similarly hard for a post surgery stomach to process as it would larger foods like pizza or big macs? I ask because Jordie once said he gained most of his weight through chips and candy and I wonder if he had to fight through stomach pains to eat them.
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It's different for everyone. Some foods/snacks you'll be able to consume without issue, some foods you just can't stand anymore. I can't eat steak anymore for instance, I just can't process it. Pizza? No problem. I just eat salads, fruits and other vegetables during the week, I might eat a pizza in the weekend, half one day, the other half the day after. Unlike Wings I knew what I had to do after getting a surgery, and how I need to stay the way I am. It helps that I have a physical job, and not almost fused with my chair like Wingo.

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It still staggers my imagination that he went to Mexico and spent thousands of dollars on potentially life-threatening surgery, but couldn't be bothered even to switch to diet sodas. And he has the audacity to say "the surgery failed".

There's truly no helping some people.
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It helps if it's not your own money. He got all that from donations, so he didn't had to work for it, he was just handed it. He already lacks discipline at the most basics things in life, so it's no surprise he failed this too.

Wendell Stamps said:
The nerves don’t fully heal for several months, so it’s possible to stretch your sleeve and not realize it, especially when shoveling in “soft foods” such as Wendy’s chili. This is why surgeons will urge you to progress to solids as safely, yet quickly, as tolerable. Had Wings followed post-op diet instructions correctly, he would almost certainly have felt some restriction kick in as he got full. He also drank while eating, which is a no-no as it helps food pass through the sleeve quicker. Wendy’s chili for every meal, for months on end was one of the worst decisions he could have made. By the time the sleeve was truly healed, it was probably at least 25% already fucked.

To this day, I too can’t finish a burger in one sitting. I can maybe do a McD’s cheeseburger in 30 minutes, but it wouldn’t be very comfortable. Plus, that’s just a fucking stupid waste of caloric intake for the lack of nutrition.
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Exactly, and thank you for sharing as I have no experience with a sleeve surgery. Wings should have indeed never gotten the surgery in Mexico, but done in the States with a specialist so he could be followed-up by said specialist and adjust his food intake as he progressed month by month. As always he choose the path of least resistance, cut corners, and failed. Maybe its me but when it comes to things like that, I rather not take any gambles.

raiderjones said:

What a miserable fuck.

Place your bets on how long it will be until that warderbottle's gone and replaced with a yoohoo.
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So close to full circle. His disaster streams have ramped up in entertainment value over the last weeks, it's insane. I have never seen someone do so much self-sabotaging, projecting and pity farming as Wings does.
 
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ThatDarnIrishMan said:
Haven't followed Wings in months... holy shit has he ballooned in that time. Seems to be getting more upset too. For awhile he seemed to have gotten over the trolling and was more chill about shit but I've been seeing him on Twitter recently ranting about TKing again.

Bad times.
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He can only pretend to be happy for a few months at a time, max, from my experience observing him. He rather stay a perpetual depressed land whale instead of fixing himself. Truly one of the undisputed Lolcow Kings imo.
 
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GotchaNowScumbag said:
He can only pretend to be happy for a few months at a time, max, from my experience observing him. He rather stay a perpetual depressed land whale instead of fixing himself. Truly one of the undisputed Lolcow Kings imo.
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I have a theory years ago wings got on antidepressants of some kind and stopped being angry and seemed to start to roll with the trolls. Now it seems he goes back and forth between a medicated state and old wings depressed and raging out. What if he is just lazy about filling his meds and goes 3 months taking them and just doesn't refill them until he gets really depressed and the cycle repeats.
 
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Gunterator said:
I have a theory years ago wings got on antidepressants of some kind and stopped being angry and seemed to start to roll with the trolls. Now it seems he goes back and forth between a medicated state and old wings depressed and raging out. What if he is just lazy about filling his meds and goes 3 months taking them and just doesn't refill them until he gets really depressed and the cycle repeats.
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You're partially right. He used to pop his anti-depressants on the start of streams because:

1) he's lazy as fuck and, like normal, he's incapable of doing anything that doesn't generate immediate results.

2) sympathy points.

I'm very sure he still has pills he pops but simply doesn't because that requires him being consistent. I'd wager he takes his pills correctly in small increments during the month.
 
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One thing will always be true with Wingo: If he can somehow sabotage himself he will. Even if it’s something as being too lazy to even take his pills, he’s capable of doing it.

He’s said in streams before how he feels the pills take away from “his rainbow skill” so his recent losing streaks might make him slow down on the happy pills. He’ll blame anything but himself.
 
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Stream immediately restarted with chat locked down. Pity tactics worked. There's always at least one wheelchair that will pull-through

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GotchaNowScumbag said:
He can only pretend to be happy for a few months at a time, max, from my experience observing him. He rather stay a perpetual depressed land whale instead of fixing himself. Truly one of the undisputed Lolcow Kings imo.
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I think it's all about the donations drying up. That's what precipitated his meltdowns in 2017 and seems to be his problem now, which is easily the worst I've seen him since the surgery arc.

Turns out when you go on a campaign to shut down all the troll channels, people lose interest and stop donating. And as usual, Richard is the only person on the planet who didn't see that coming.
 
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I will never understand this obsession Wings and other streamers have with making X amount of money or they're going to turn off the stream. Especially in Wings' case, where it's just a fat dude sat in a dark room not interacting with chat who sucks at the games he's playing. What are you providing that would make anyone want to give a cent, let alone dollars in the hundreds? Of course, some disabled paypig always caves and does donate, but for those with common sense and some self worth surely it just comes off as insanity?
 
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8WWC said:
I will never understand this obsession Wings and other streamers have with making X amount of money or they're going to turn off the stream. Especially in Wings' case, where it's just a fat dude sat in a dark room not interacting with chat who sucks at the games he's playing. What are you providing that would make anyone want to give a cent, let alone dollars in the hundreds? Of course, some disabled paypig always caves and does donate, but for those with common sense and some self worth surely it just comes off as insanity?
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Unfortunately they use that threat because it works for them in the end. People with common sense know not to pull that shit because it pretty clearly shows you think you're above your viewers and it makes it into a "me vs you" situation. So of course Wings does it. He thinks he's better than everybody else and hates his viewers. The problem is that by doing that he's trading long term growth for short term gain. Not that he cares about improving as he's said multiple times- probably because he's never had to work to make a living from streaming. He's always treated people like shit and just coasted off of the trolling.

That might work indefinitely in his case unless something drastic were to happen... like getting banned off of Twitch and having to use a much less popular platform during a time where inflation is spiraling out of control and people have less disposable income to throw at a narcissistic asshole who frequently reminds them that he hates them. But what are the odds of that?
 
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