Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

Didn't Bob like the first Paddington movie because it told the migrants' story of immigrating to England?

He just follows the trends.

 

[Flexo]

A friend of mine loves John Wick, and the way he explained it Halley Berry's character had no reason to be in the movie and her subplot not only fucked up the pacing, but messed with John's characterization. This is secondhand though, I never saw any John Wick stuff.

By the way Bob, see what I just did there? That's how you talk about things you don't have primary knowledge about!

John Wick 3 is one of those I like to say is "borderline." Where it's just subtle enough that if you don't think about or can ignore "woke" stuff you'll miss it. But if you're one of those who have become massively sensitive to even the hint of it, yeah there's a few points that would set off your alarm bells.

But the key is that it's just subtle enough to have plausible deniability.

My biggest issue with JW3 is that they set up a perfectly acceptable ending and then had to "twist" it into stupidity. It would probably be one of the first I would bring to a discussion with @King Dead over the use of surprise vs predictability in stories. (Seriously it's one of my most hated movie endings.)

 

[Quixotic Man]

>Universal parks are leaking money

Um...what? By what metric? Bob, you wanna do some basic research when you make claims like this, maybe?

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That original tweeter was even more confused than I thought.

First off, here is the CEO of Universal Parks and Resorts.



What a stunning and brave she/her. The chairman of Universal Pictures is a woman, so its possible the tweeter got confused about what division of the corporate conglomerate he was working for.

Second, as you said, Universal Parks are currently extremely profitable. This is largely due to Harry Potter but they are aggressively pursuing grown their operations world-wide, including ramping up the building of a third theme park in Orlando (after COVID delayed it.)

These people will just say whatever the fuck they want and hope reality conforms to it.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Wait, how did John Wick get sacrificed with the 3rd movie? We still had John kicking ass like in the previous 2 movies, unless somehow including Halley Berry is like means auto woke or something.

John Wick 3 is the worst one and I will openly say it's bad, It feels like a bunch of filler arcs. The movie starts with him running away from everyone, 2 hours of over explained stuff that takes away any mystery or magic from the world that amounts to nothing (he throws away the reason he cut off his own finger AND THREW AWAY HIS WEDDING RING in under 10 minutes), and the movie ends with him running away from everyone. It is wheel spinning with a visibly older Keanu Reeves (look at his fist fight with the two Asian guys from the Raid movies). It killed any interest I had in any more movies faster than covid did.

Sperging aside, I don't remember it being woke. The Halley Berry story line was completely pointless. She wasn't so much stronk from what I recall. She has two Malinois dogs who love the taste of throats that help her in the big fight sequence. I think she maybe throws a guy around like she's a pro wrestler but I can't be sure. The only other thing I can think of that could maybe seen as woke is there's some shaved head dyke from the high council table doing an investigation into what happened in the second movie. However whatever weight she throws around is backed by the supreme power in this world so it's at least believable. I think the judgements she handed out for people who helped John were rock stupid and pointlessly poetic but that's a fault of the script.

To bring this back to Bob, Bob amazingly dances around people pointing out the wonderful and gratuitous violence of the Wick movies by trying to do a big brain flex of "ackshewally they don't use real guns AT ALL on set! Checkmate, obsoletes!" is pure Bob. For the record, I don't agree with those people saying movies cause violence. I believe we have far greater and darker issues that are plaguing our land that are causing the uptick in shootings, "mass" or otherwise. Bob is too dumb to address that so he just uses trivial knowledge to use as a defense that in no way helps his argument.

 

[EnemyStand]

John Wick 3 is the worst one and I will openly say it's bad, It feels like a bunch of filler arcs. The movie starts with him running away from everyone, 2 hours of over explained stuff that takes away any mystery or magic from the world that amounts to nothing (he throws away the reason he cut off his own finger AND THREW AWAY HIS WEDDING RING in under 10 minutes), and the movie ends with him running away from everyone. It is wheel spinning with a visibly older Keanu Reeves (look at his fist fight with the two Asian guys from the Raid movies). It killed any interest I had in any more movies faster than covid did.

Yeah, my buddy's sperging mostly fell along those lines.

Sperging aside, I don't remember it being woke. The Halley Berry story line was completely pointless. She wasn't so much stronk from what I recall. She has two Malinois dogs who love the taste of throats that help her in the big fight sequence. I think she maybe throws a guy around like she's a pro wrestler but I can't be sure. The only other thing I can think of that could maybe seen as woke is there's some shaved head dyke from the high council table doing an investigation into what happened in the second movie. However whatever weight she throws around is backed by the supreme power in this world so it's at least believable. I think the judgements she handed out for people who helped John were rock stupid and pointlessly poetic but that's a fault of the script.

This is what @Flexo meant by saying it's not obvious unless you're hyper aware of it or looking for it. Shaved ugly dyke wielding the power of an international syndicate that makes bad executive decisions yet is supposed to be cool on some level is juuust subtle enough. Also Halley Berry's a black woman getting a pointless role and taking screen time away from the lead character who is a white male. The attempt at pandering is there, it's just not in your face like in Disney's current offerings.

To bring this back to Bob, Bob amazingly dances around people pointing out the wonderful and gratuitous violence of the Wick movies by trying to do a big brain flex of "ackshewally they don't use real guns AT ALL on set! Checkmate, obsoletes!" is pure Bob. For the record, I don't agree with those people saying movies cause violence. I believe we have far greater and darker issues that are plaguing our land that are causing the uptick in shootings, "mass" or otherwise. Bob is too dumb to address that so he just uses trivial knowledge to use as a defense that in no way helps his argument.

Bob's flexes are retarded, considering Alec Baldwin killed someone with a prop gun. Besides, even if that weren't the case the cast and crew's job is to make us accept the gun on the screen is real and behaves as a gun, so this take is doubly retarded.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

That original tweeter was even more confused than I thought.

First off, here is the CEO of Universal Parks and Resorts.

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What a stunning and brave she/her. The chairman of Universal Pictures is a woman, so its possible the tweeter got confused about what division of the corporate conglomerate he was working for.

Second, as you said, Universal Parks are currently extremely profitable. This is largely due to Harry Potter but they are aggressively pursuing grown their operations world-wide, including ramping up the building of a third theme park in Orlando (after COVID delayed it.)

These people will just say whatever the fuck they want and hope reality conforms to it.

Universal is also far better than Disney in the park department atm. But Blob's gotta consoom the megacorps and not the (proportional still a megacorp but still) underdogs.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I've gotten into AI generated art and would like to share some of my machine art work with the group. These were the two best/most interesting images I was able to get from various phrasing of "Moviebob noisily devours a dog". The image's are named Phrase Used, Style used.



I used the website https://app.wombo.art/

 

[Godzilla@1989]

That original tweeter was even more confused than I thought.

First off, here is the CEO of Universal Parks and Resorts.

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What a stunning and brave she/her. The chairman of Universal Pictures is a woman, so its possible the tweeter got confused about what division of the corporate conglomerate he was working for.

Second, as you said, Universal Parks are currently extremely profitable. This is largely due to Harry Potter but they are aggressively pursuing grown their operations world-wide, including ramping up the building of a third theme park in Orlando (after COVID delayed it.)

These people will just say whatever the fuck they want and hope reality conforms to it.

Hell, I would also argue Universal has a more profitable and valuable film library than Disney’s by a wide margin. Not only do they do tentpole blockbusters but are willing to do risky bets (some of them pay off some don’t) because they have both the money and balls to do whatever.

Disney may have more money and IPS, but I don’t sell them having the balls to try something risking in terms of films. They focus too much on making films for manchildren like Bob.

 

[A Random]

I've gotten into AI generated art and would like to share some of my machine art work with the group. These were the two best/most interesting images I was able to get from various phrasing of "Moviebob noisily devours a dog". The image's are named Phrase Used, Style used.
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I used the website https://app.wombo.art/

I decided to see what the website would make of Bob's dream of a robot body, using the classic as a base with Strong Influence and the Robots theme.

Spoiler: Such variety.

And here's Radiation Bob:

- I love his triple hand.

 

[Positron]

The SCOTUS makes Bobby feel unsafe.


Superinflation? Only a non-person can dream of such a thing happening under Dem rule!

Does Bobby go desperately hunting for baby formulas? No. Ergo there is no shortage at all! Even a MAGA ghoul like me can learn to Think like a Thinker.

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Groomers continue to accuse LibsOfTikTok of falseflagging like a jewish rabbi.

Nope, it isn't as if violent, misogynistic, mentally ill men could steal pictures.


"...you'll figure out that "people" who aren't legitimate to start with can never be honest." Thanks for warning us about Biden, but we knew already.

More Tony Reed.


The pipe bomb threat to LibsOfTikTok was totally a hoax, so was Nicholas Roske's attempt to assassinate Justice Brett Kavanaugh.

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This section is sponsored by The Superior Future Committee. This is what The Future looks -- and smells -- like!

(Archive of CNN France article)

Ever wonder if you can just throw your dirty clothes on the wall and a hole automatically sucks it into the washing machine?


You may recall Arnold Schwarzenegger has gifted a Tesla to Greta Thunberg. Now he continues to shill for the green electric future.


Perhaps Arnie secretly wanted that annoying autistic shitgoblin gone?

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Disney fans are very social minded; they are attuned to the racial implication of toys.




People who complained about the length of MCU movies are now complaining that they won't be getting enough Whor.

It is so endearing that Bobby thinks he is not an incel.

In today's "Bad Things Happen to Bad People", a lying, abusive golddigger cunt gets her just deserts. Bobby and co. yell: "Cancel culture!!!!"

I agree with Bobby that DC needs to dump Ezra Miller for being a pedophile groomer.

Cinemagoers demand toxic masculinity.


Top Gun is a "dogsh-- movie" brightened by the divine presence of Lady Gaga.

To answer Dlund087's question. Bobby is angry because the press tell him to get angry. See the Screenrant op-ed above.




It is "How Arkle Learns To Drive".

Still you have to keep in mind that Sony is one of the threats of MCU.


TV.

Squid Game is vile but it made money. So how's that a bad business decision?

Luke again. I snipped his essay and leave the only essential thing. Bobby doesn't believe in goodwill.

(If you absolutely must know, Luke is upset about Better Call Saul)


Obviously Chris can't be talking about Bobby.

I've gotten into AI generated art and would like to share some of my machine art work with the group. These were the two best/most interesting images I was able to get from various phrasing of "Moviebob noisily devours a dog". The image's are named Phrase Used, Style used.

I used the website https://app.wombo.art/

I call this "Wheat On Wombat Moon After Marlene Dumas".

 

[Red Hood]

Jeep doesn't make ATVs. ATVs are quads or trikes, maybe side by sides.

Also, had some AI-powered aurtistic fun at Bob's expense. Though these fellows are a little well-dressed to be Bob.

These have kind of a Francis Bacon vibe. Bob isn't cultured enough for that comparison.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

That original tweeter was even more confused than I thought.

First off, here is the CEO of Universal Parks and Resorts.

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What a stunning and brave she/her. The chairman of Universal Pictures is a woman, so its possible the tweeter got confused about what division of the corporate conglomerate he was working for.

Second, as you said, Universal Parks are currently extremely profitable. This is largely due to Harry Potter but they are aggressively pursuing grown their operations world-wide, including ramping up the building of a third theme park in Orlando (after COVID delayed it.)

These people will just say whatever the fuck they want and hope reality conforms to it.

After looking at the Universal executives, I think the original poster might have meant the Chief Operating Officer of Universal Orlando, which is Karen Irwin. That seems a more reasonable person to bother having a mandatory meeting with actual park employees. Not that Bob or any of these people cares either way.

The SCOTUS makes Bobby feel unsafe.
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There probably hasn't been a Supreme Court decision in his entire lifetime that has had any effect on Bob's safety. I actually deal with politics and the law and the number of Supreme Court cases that are directly relevant to me in my lifetime outside of some kind of esoteric interest are pretty minimal. (This is actually a really neat thing about the Supreme Court and the American system but nobody seems to notice the benefits of things anymore.) It's not like Bob lived through the Warren Court, he was only five when the Berger Court ended.

LGBT people are some of the few who can say they've had extremely relevant major Supreme Court decisions impact their life in recent years. And that's not Bob unless he's trying to tell us something new?

Groomers continue to accuse LibsOfTikTok of falseflagging like a jewish rabbi.
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Nope, it isn't as if violent, misogynistic, mentally ill men could steal pictures.

It's funny how Bob thinks "that joke is so old" is some kind of refutation of something. The jokes continue because their logic remains relevant to undermine the claims of identity fetishists.

This section is sponsored by The Superior Future Committee. This is what The Future looks -- and smells -- like!
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(Archive of CNN France article)

Bob's complaint is the "ass" of the person in front of him but I'm skeptical he could even fit here.

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An odd complaint there Bob since many on the Left have been whining about payment processors as long as Null has. Also since PayPal's original big deplatforming way back in the day was leftist groups allegedly accused of ties to terror.

People who complained about the length of MCU movies are now complaining that they won't be getting enough Whor.
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It is so endearing that Bobby thinks he is not an incel.

What a strange obsession about seeing films he doesn't like as deliberately targeting the type of person he actually is but despises. All because a Republican liked one of the most successful superhero films of all time.

Also, Bob's leg is still part-asleep because he's fat.

In today's "Bad Things Happen to Bad People", a lying, abusive golddigger cunt gets her just deserts. Bobby and co. yell: "Cancel culture!!!!"
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I agree with Bobby that DC needs to dump Ezra Miller for being a pedophile groomer.

Do they really think Ezra Miller is going to continue to be The Flash? Delaying the film yet again is obviously proof they don't know what to do with a complete film starring him in multiple roles. Film executives are often stupid so they don't realize they should just shove it out there and announce it's his final film in the role because he'll be joining the Speed Force at the next chance they get. (SO GO SEE IT BEFORE ITS GONE, ALSO STREAM IT LATER) Like I've said a few times, they should just pull the band-aid and cast a new Justice League while giving send offs to the Snyder gang. (Which Batfleck supposedly already is getting in The Flash.) Deny it's a reboot, say some shit about you intend the characters to last forever in the DCEU Multiverse. You're already doing it with Keaton back, start telegraphing so Gadot and Cavill can get out next, bring back Ray Fisher just to write him out, whatever. Just lean into it and suggest you're being better about the VERY IMPORTANT COMIC CANON than the MCU which can't just bring back Iron Man and Captain America while Robert Downey Jr. and Chris Evans are still alive. People will fight about this for weeks months years which is all publicity for your movies.

Also very transphobic of Bob to attack a non-binary person who is struggling due to transphobia and shouldn't be blamed for how their constant suffering under abuse causes them to react.

Cinemagoers demand toxic masculinity.
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lmao look at this pathetic faggot going "I agree but I was just joking but also I was totally right"

Luke again. I snipped his essay and leave the only essential thing. Bobby doesn't believe in goodwill.
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(If you absolutely must know, Luke is upset about Better Call Saul)

"You're either born a narcissist sociopath or you live long enough to be dishonest." - Bob Chipman

 

[King Dead]

Top Gun is a "dogsh-- movie" brightened by the divine presence of Lady Gaga.
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To answer Dlund087's question. Bobby is angry because the press tell him to get angry. See the Screenrant op-ed above.

He seems to actually be referring to the Joker sequel, in which she's cast as Harley Quinn and Joaquin Phoenix is returning. The other time is in House of Gucci, where Jared Leto co-starred.

This took me more time than I'd care to admit to track down this info, because Bob once again refers to things in such an oblique and obtuse way that you first have to figure out what the fuck he's trying to say, and then try to figure out what the fuck he's talking about. He is so fucking stupid, he makes me feel stupid whenever I have to go down to his level to interpret his idiocy.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Top Gun is a "dogsh-- movie" brightened by the divine presence of Lady Gaga.
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I think someone needs to tell Bob his bullshit it pretty obvious.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

At 9:10 Razorfist took a few shots at Bob.

https://twitter.com/raz0rfist/status/1536972049112891393?s=21&t=gay8i6zypJj48iBur11Gqw

 

[Wesley Tailpipe the Third]

The "Moviebob Stops Acting Like a Racist Asshole for 365 Consecutive Days" Challenge, on the other hand? That's a challenge at which Moviebob has perpetually failed.

Shit, Robert can't make it ONE day, forget a whole year!

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Bob's flexes are retarded, considering Alec Baldwin killed someone with a prop gun.

Because it was, I presume, a real gun. Any object on a movie set used in filming is a prop, including a real loaded gun if the crew thinks it's called for... or doesn't have convincing fakes. (I'm not much for "it was loaded with blanks" because people don't seem to realize how much energy powder has even when it's not pushing lead.) I'm OK with you not appearing to know that (EDIT: unless it's deliberate to stress the point, in which case I apologize for my assumption), I'm less OK with Alec Baldwin not knowing that. As for Bob... "doesn't know" is my default assumption.

 

[EnemyStand]

Because it was, I presume, a real gun. Any object on a movie set used in filming is a prop, including a real loaded gun if the crew thinks it's called for... or doesn't have convincing fakes. (I'm not much for "it was loaded with blanks" because people don't seem to realize how much energy powder has even when it's not pushing lead.) I'm OK with you not appearing to know that, I'm less OK with Alec Baldwin not knowing that. As for Bob... "doesn't know" is my default assumption.

I'm aware the "prop" was a real gun, I was just pointing out how insanely idiotic Bob's point was by emphasizing the point that being on movie sets don't preclude a gun's original use so it's retarded to take that position.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I'm aware the "prop" was a real gun, I was just pointing out how insanely idiotic Bob's point was by emphasizing the point that being on movie sets don't preclude a gun's original use so it's retarded to take that position.

Yeah, I realized that and edited it in, but you were a bit... er... faster on the draw than I was.

 

[Koby_Fish]

There probably hasn't been a Supreme Court decision in his entire lifetime that has had any effect on Bob's safety. I actually deal with politics and the law and the number of Supreme Court cases that are directly relevant to me in my lifetime outside of some kind of esoteric interest are pretty minimal. (This is actually a really neat thing about the Supreme Court and the American system but nobody seems to notice the benefits of things anymore.) It's not like Bob lived through the Warren Court, he was only five when the Berger Court ended.

LGBT people are some of the few who can say they've had extremely relevant major Supreme Court decisions impact their life in recent years. And that's not Bob unless he's trying to tell us something new?

Well, I'm guessing Bob thinks his life will be affected via the Kavanaugh-Thomas court hypothetically ordering the gassing of his troon cousin, troon senpais, gay relatives, and sped niece.

What a strange obsession about seeing films he doesn't like as deliberately targeting the type of person he actually is but despises. All because a Republican liked one of the most successful superhero films of all time.
Also, Bob's leg is still part-asleep because he's fat.

Counterpoint: Bob's leg fell asleep because of diabetic neuropathy.