Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

I can’t wait until he inevitably engages with that page

The Creeper has known about that page for some weeks. Going through the comments on that page I saw a comment the Creeper posted on there 3 weeks ago.

ETA:
3 days ago he door dashed himself with a $17 Chili's Bacon Rancher and the Creep now claims he can't afford detergent for his stench riddled clothes. I'm sure he still has cash and can waddle to the dollar store for some detergent but he's gotten used to having the idiots giving him money.

ETA2:

 

[Trainwreck]

Lol....

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Never Forget:


... This is the facial expression that Lucas made after a video in which he ate very spicy peanuts, which made him "pop a boner"... The video in question: https://youtu.be/aRHWQvI8RsU

(Btw if @Wernology ever needs another short bit of Lucas a la the "looking for young guys" Freudian slip, this part of the vid starting at 14:26 would be AMAZING. He breathes heavily, suddenly grins oddly, one eyelid rolls back further than the other, and he says "I just popped a boner" with a smile of pure madness"...I would end every video with this clip...)

 

[VoidFace]

Never Forget:

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... This is the facial expression that Lucas made after a video in which he ate very spicy peanuts, which made him "pop a boner"... The video in question: https://youtu.be/aRHWQvI8RsU

(Btw if @Wernology ever needs another short bit of Lucas a la the "looking for young guys" Freudian slip, this part of the vid starting at 14:26 would be AMAZING. He breathes heavily, suddenly grins oddly, one eyelid rolls back further than the other, and he says "I just popped a boner" with a smile of pure madness"...I would end every video with this clip...)

If memory serves, this is also the same compilation with the video where he says, “for a billion dollars…I’ll eat a black guy.”

 

[Da Dude123]

The Creeper has known about that page for some weeks. Going through the comments on that page I saw a comment the Creeper posted on there 3 weeks ago.

ETA:
3 days ago he door dashed himself with a $17 Chili's Bacon Rancher and the Creep now claims he can't afford detergent for his stench riddled clothes. I'm sure he still has cash and can waddle to the dollar store for some detergent but he's gotten used to having the idiots giving him money.

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ETA2:
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Most jobs today you apply online. Even fast food, retail. Most places you don't have to physically hand deliver an application or resume. I guess some small local businesses you still do, but even lots of them you either fill out an online application or email a resume.

I bet you that $10 will be spent on Venom Energy drinks and hot and spicy Corn nuts. No laundry detergent will be bought. He didn't have to worry about this before because the nursing home did laundry for him. These exceptional individuals keep giving the cow money.

Lucas just keeps coming up with more excuses why he can't work. He also doesn't have his shoes and glasses yet. He can't do nuffin without those!

 

[mothman96]

So the food bank also has laundry detergent but they "happen to be out today". A week ago the Creeper posted a cheese noodle dish he had "cooked" using groceries from the food bank. I do not put it past him to have gotten detergent in a previous trip to the food bank.

Creep - your sped "apartment" is still associated with Mallon Place the assisted living facility for the mentally ill.

 

[Da Dude123]

Look at these posts. A 42 year old man celebrating his food stamp card and moooing about how he can't afford to buy even a one time supply of laundry detergent. How pathetic! But he still thinks he is plenty good and the gorgeous Gen Z women, the baes, they should line up to to date "the cute older daddy". Yes, he thinks this.

 

[IceQueen]

This idiot. Is he trolling or is he blind that a big chunk of money would lead the Creeper to blossom and show his true potential as a Pedo. He'd have the money to get himself a little girl.

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Sounds like classic trolling to me

The Creeper has known about that page for some weeks. Going through the comments on that page I saw a comment the Creeper posted on there 3 weeks ago.

ETA:
3 days ago he door dashed himself with a $17 Chili's Bacon Rancher and the Creep now claims he can't afford detergent for his stench riddled clothes. I'm sure he still has cash and can waddle to the dollar store for some detergent but he's gotten used to having the idiots giving him money.

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“I’m not going to use [simple/cheap] detergent, I can’t take that risk” HUH??????? Lucas, what do you think is the worst thing that could POSSIBLY happen from washing your clothes in baking soda??? He must have no idea what baking soda is if he thinks his clothes could disintegrate, spontaneously combust, etc. from fucking BAKING SODA. He’s so fucking stupid.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Lucas gets more like e-beggar DSP every day. Can't blame them when it works.

 

[mothman96]

The whole "I don't have money for detergent" was a scam. A fool fell for it.

ETA:
I'd previously missed the "He said he could take me places". I bet the "everyone should get rid of their cars" Creeper is going to be taking advantage of the offer.

 

[Da Dude123]

He had $6 and couldn't buy laundry detergent? You can go into a launder mat and buy single load laundry detergent for I think like $2 or less. I think you can get cheap laundry detergent from dollar tree too. Probably doesn't work all that well. But for 6 dollars, you can find something. 42 years old and can't figure that out. Unreal.

 

[Weapon of Durgasoft]

He had $6 and couldn't buy laundry detergent? You can go into a launder mat and buy single load laundry detergent for I think like $2 or less. I think you can get cheap laundry detergent from dollar tree too. Probably doesn't work all that well. But for 6 dollars, you can find something. 42 years old and can't figure that out. Unreal. View attachment 3392602

You can buy a ~30 load container of any brand that's not Tide for less than $4 at most department stores.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

He had $6 and couldn't buy laundry detergent? You can go into a launder mat and buy single load laundry detergent for I think like $2 or less. I think you can get cheap laundry detergent from dollar tree too. Probably doesn't work all that well. But for 6 dollars, you can find something. 42 years old and can't figure that out. Unreal. View attachment 3392602

There's a Dollar Tree less than a half a mile away with $1.25 detergent. Or Walgreens just as far has $2 bottles if Mr. Clinkernigger can't mingle with the poor people. He was lying and fools fell for it.

 

[muffintop madness]

I'm sure Null is terrified

https://youtu.be/E6xC0oC72Yc

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Look at these posts. A 42 year old man celebrating his food stamp card and moooing about how he can't afford to buy even a one time supply of laundry detergent. How pathetic! But he still thinks he is plenty good and the gorgeous Gen Z women, the baes, they should line up to to date "the cute older daddy". Yes, he thinks this. View attachment 3392273

Think how bad he must smell if Lucas himself, widely reputed to produce a skunk-spray bouquet of onions and urine, known to casually and regularly rip ass while waiting in line at Starbucks, is complaining about it.

He's been away from Mallon's nanny paradise for this brief a time and he already reeks. I think we can safely guess that this is his first time considering doing laundry himself since leaving Mallon. How long has it been? 2, 3 weeks, something like that?

His room's probably already trashed. He's an infant. Never forget that Suzanne had to actually REMIND HIM to clean his ass. On the reg. Yes, Lucas couldn't be bothered to wash his butt unless his live-in girlfriend nagged him about it.

 

[mothman96]

I guarantee no woman ever made a move to steal the Creep away from Suzanne.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I guarantee no woman ever made a move to steal the Creep away from Suzanne.

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Lucas has an active fantasy life.

Now that he's in this Mallon-adjunct "apartment", do we think his medication is still doled out daily, or do they actually give him a prescription he has to take every day himself, like a big boy? I'm just wondering; if Fatty has become Stinky already, how long will it take for Stinky to stop his meds and become Screamy?

 

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

I guarantee no woman ever made a move to steal the Creep away from Suzanne.

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I love when he tries to speak ebonics and "throw the dozens" like some black hood dude but then lapses into that overly perfect essay grammar that he uses when he's back in pretentious intellectual mode.

 

[mothman96]

Since no woman wants to fuck the Pedo Creep and have a baby with him, no one else should be having a children.

 

[Broadside]

Since no woman wants to fuck the Pedo Creep and have a baby with him, no one else should be having a children.

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The Telomerase Era cometh to an end, fuck.

And so, our hero consigns himself to an ignoble end, feasting on Door Dash and mooing into the void, until one day he falls down dead of a heart attack amidst spilt $6 detergent...