Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[ToroidalBoat]

Werner liking sushi seems out of left field to me.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

They seriously wound up giving this useless subhuman dredge the apartment he was talking about? For real?
My god, Washington is a joke.

Werner liking sushi seems out of left field to me.

My guess is he just says that because it's a hip food and he sees other people online talk about it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

My guess is he just says that because it's a hip food and he sees other people online talk about it.

That stuff can be expensive in Burgerland. Even the cheap supermarket kind can be $5 to $10 for a small plate.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I think it would be his EBT the 1st one to be reduced or he'd no longer qualify.

Unless Lucas works full-time, he won't fully lose his EBT nor will it go down that much.

His SSI would start getting cut though, which Lucas never seems to realize as he always talks like he'll keep getting it while working. I'd love to see him rage when that happens.

 

[VoidFace]

That stuff can be expensive in Burgerland. Even the cheap supermarket kind can be $5 to $10 for a small plate.

Unfortunately that doesn’t matter to someone who has never had to work for anything, and whose gluttony is funded by tax payers.

 

[mothman96]

Werner liking sushi seems out of left field to me.

Sushi is a favorite of his. Back in 2018-2019 his go to place for sushi was the Wave Sports Grill and Sushi Bar. I think at some pt in 2020 he started talking about taking a date to another restaurant called Sushi.Com.

ETA:
It pisses him the gov't is not giving him everything he wants for free . And it pisses the hell out of lazy POS that to get his hands on more spending money he needs to work.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Just posting these to show that sushi is one of Lucas' favorite foods. I am pretty sure it's because it's relatively expensive and he sees it as cool with gen z or whatever.

Edit: Actually it was because it was cool with millennials and he didn't bother to change anything about his thoughts or approach when he moved on to gen z.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

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Just posting these to show that sushi is one of Lucas' favorite foods. I am pretty sure it's because it's relatively expensive and he sees it as cool with gen z or whatever.

Edit: Actually it was because it was cool with millennials and he didn't bother to change anything about his thoughts or approach when he moved on to gen z.

I agree with your edit. Lucas is woefully behind the times, whether he's referring to the MTV Beach house, or sushi, which was TRULY trendy only in the 1980s, became gradually more mainstream throughout the 1990s, and is now sold at Walmart and gas stations for Christ's sake.

Of course, frequently homeless Lucas turns his nose up at "cheap" sushi, not that he would know quality in this area more than any other one, but for someone who rails against greed and capitalism, Lucas likes everyone to know that the food he's gorging on is expensive, frequently making note of the fact that he orders the most expensive item on the menu at any given restaurant.

Despite the fact that he eats the most Americanized garbage, like California rolls, he thinks he's too good for anything but restaurant sushi... which of course varies widely in quality.

I actually think part of the reason why sushi is such a favorite of his, is because many of these restaurants offer somewhat reasonably priced "all you can eat" specials.

And that's good enough for the bottomless pit.

 

[Da Dude123]

I agree with your edit. Lucas is woefully behind the times, whether he's referring to the MTV Beach house, or sushi, which was TRULY trendy only in the 1980s, became gradually more mainstream throughout the 1990s, and is now sold at Walmart and gas stations for Christ's sake.

Of course, frequently homeless Lucas turns his nose up at "cheap" sushi, not that he would know quality in this area more than any other one, but for someone who rails against greed and capitalism, Lucas likes everyone to know that the food he's gorging on is expensive, frequently making note of the fact that he orders the most expensive item on the menu at any given restaurant.

Despite the fact that he eats the most Americanized garbage, like California rolls, he thinks he's too good for anything but restaurant sushi... which of course varies widely in quality.

I actually think part of the reason why sushi is such a favorite of his, is because many of these restaurants offer somewhat reasonably priced "all you can eat" specials.

And that's good enough for the bottomless pit.

Even when he was homeless, he would treat himself to $65 steak dinners and things like that. He will buy these fancy restaurant dinners and then also make the worst looking food when he can cook.

Most working people don't regularly go out and get $65 steak dinners. For lots of working people that is maybe a few times a year. But not for lolcow Lucas Werner. He does that regularly. And why not? He is plenty good to do that.

It will be interesting if this job thing goes anywhere. Right now places are desperate for employees, so if ever he could get some job, now is the time.

 

[mothman96]

Yup, his videos are a $20 steal. His longest video was the "manifesto" at about 6 minutes. $20 for 6 minutes. Other $20 videos are not even a minute. How many of his "fans" get paid $20 a minute. Line up "fans" and get scammed.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom]

So if younger women aged 19+ don't want to date a broke, fat, autist living on welfare then it's somehow their fault for not wanting to do so?

How about you stop being an old creeper, clean yourself up, shave, get a real job and find a woman closer to your own age and stop creeping on the kids.

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TOLD ME

 

[Duke Nukem]

The Creep is a liability to any employer but there may be someone stupid enough to hire him.

I've worked for some people who have made questionable hiring decisions, so it's a possibility.

If he manages to mess it up within a month or so, though, I would not be surprised.

 

[Club Sandwich]

Americanized garbage, like California rolls

California rolls are from Canada, and are popular in the pacific northwest because they are vegetarian and have no animal products in them. they are also made and consumed in Japan, but uncommonly since they lack the seaweed or fish more in line with actual sushi.

i do agree that Lucas erroneously ascribes sushi (and probably stuff like 7 layer dip or boxed (vs prepared) beef stroganoff and maybe chicken francaise) as being attractive since that stuff rose to popularity in the 80's (or was imported and commercialized as trendy in the 80's and 90's) and these days it's passe. he's stuck in his opinions that way and seems to contort reality to fit his views of various people/places/objects/cuisines.

between gluttony and lack of real aspirations or motivations besides a singular focus on his obsession, then add a lack of understanding of modern economics or civics (to be fair he's no super alone in that, look how many younger people are "into" communism and are e-beggars) you'd figure he'd at least pick current trends.

it's sort of telling that he doesn't seem to get into the social media trends that get super popular fast or popular media like movies or franchise trends that much other than mentioning bands from 30 years ago and where an interest can come around to being almost retro again (board games vs electronics/software games). at least one consistent thing is a complete lack of interest in sports or more "active" hobbies like hiking or rock climbing or something.

 

[Duke Nukem]

California rolls are from Canada, and are popular in the pacific northwest because they are vegetarian and have no animal products in them. they are also made and consumed in Japan, but uncommonly since they lack the seaweed or fish more in line with actual sushi.

i do agree that Lucas erroneously ascribes sushi (and probably stuff like 7 layer dip or beef stroganoff and maybe chicken francaise) as being attractive since that stuff rose to popularity in the 80's (or was imported and commercialized as trendy in the 80's and 90's) and these days it's passe. he's stuck in his opinions that way and seems to contort reality to fit his views of various people/places/objects/cuisines.

between gluttony and lack of real aspirations or motivations besides a singular focus on his obsession, then add a lack of understanding of modern economics or civics (to be fair he's no super alone in that, look how many younger people are "into" communism and are e-beggars) you'd figure he'd at least pick current trends.

it's sort of telling that he doesn't seem to get into the social media trends that get super popular fast or popular media like movies or franchise trends that much other than mentioning bands from 30 years ago and where an interest can come around to being almost retro again (board games vs electronics/software games). at least one consistent thing is a complete lack of interest in sports or more "active" hobbies like hiking or rock climbing or something.

Avoid exercise, consoom takeout. Doesn't surprise me he's not really into sports or anything competitive. Even D&D has too much of a competition factor for him.

 

[Club Sandwich]

Even D&D has too much of a competition factor for him.

that's really the root of it all - coddled as a kid and can't handle even the hint of competition (or even the thought of competition) so he psyches himself out of the competitors and because he still wants the "prize" he demands to be handed it - and has no understanding of the disdain regular working people have for people demanding (not asking for a reasonable helping hand) hand outs as if they are entitled to it. his lack of ability in understanding others and other's values for their time (and by extension how all aspects of government and socioeconomic theory) feeds into this.

he's said as much several times over whether it's openly talking about women like objects, or telling people to be careful around him because the state gives him money therefore he's entitled to it and can make demands. it's one of the more disgusting and offensive aspects of his life and personality - the entitled attitude that others must give up their time and effort for his lonely benefit and an expectation of the state to take the place of a coddling parent in handing everything to him and removing obstacles to his wants (vile or mundane). he has no concept of earning anything and is anathema to work since he does not and possibly cannot see the point of the effort when he deserves the fruit of that labor to be handed to him - he gets indigent that others are not cooperating with his perceived life's truth. he's been robbed of the ability to know that whether from some past trauma, real injury to his brain, or absolute suffocation from the world during childhood (Mirna?).

what he truly wants he can never get regardless of what he does if he maintains this until death: respect. Lucas will never be respected out of genuine admiration for his qualities. i think he realizes this on some level which is why he likes to flaunt a lot of the more material and sometimes vulgar aspects on social media, because on social media being superficial and vulgar is normalized and "likes" and "shares" can be interpreted as agreement and respect.

Lucas isn't alone in that, there's plenty on twitter, et c that think that way.

 

[mothman96]

The comment the Creeper didn't like.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It pisses him the gov't is not giving him everything he wants for free

Is Werner one of those guys who think the gov't should be providing "state sponsored girlfriends"?

Just posting these to show that sushi is one of Lucas' favorite foods.

That first screenshot is just like that parody I made up.

LONGER TELOMERES MEANS BETTER GENETICS

[unrelated photo of gross-looking mashed potatoes flooded with pepper]

PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER
CONVERSATIONS OF CURRENT YEAR​

 

[Jeep1971]

I agree with your edit. Lucas is woefully behind the times, whether he's referring to the MTV Beach house, or sushi, which was TRULY trendy only in the 1980s, became gradually more mainstream throughout the 1990s, and is now sold at Walmart and gas stations for Christ's sake.

Of course, frequently homeless Lucas turns his nose up at "cheap" sushi, not that he would know quality in this area more than any other one, but for someone who rails against greed and capitalism, Lucas likes everyone to know that the food he's gorging on is expensive, frequently making note of the fact that he orders the most expensive item on the menu at any given restaurant.

Despite the fact that he eats the most Americanized garbage, like California rolls, he thinks he's too good for anything but restaurant sushi... which of course varies widely in quality.

I actually think part of the reason why sushi is such a favorite of his, is because many of these restaurants offer somewhat reasonably priced "all you can eat" specials.

And that's good enough for the bottomless pit.

After you've worked in seafood for half your life, you want no parts of raw fish. I don't eat it but even I know there's a vast difference between hand rolled sushi at a restaurant and slimy garbage they sell premade at the grocery store deli.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If you read what Werner writes in the voice of Senor Cardgage, it really fits.

 

[Da Dude123]

Happy Father's Day, Kiwi Farmers! This always reminds me of one of my favorite Lucas meltdown posts. He went into a Rite Aid on Father's Day and the cashier wished him a happy Father's Day. This triggered Dr. Nigger Luke bad. He started reeeeing saying "I wish I was a father! I hate this day!" All because he didn't have his telomeres baby. He was a total wuss about the whole thing.

I guess since he is not all about the telomeres, we won't be hearing moos and reees over Father's Day. I doubt he called King Roy up either.