Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Happy Father's Day, Kiwi Farmers! This always reminds me of one of my favorite Lucas meltdown posts. He went into a Rite Aid on Father's Day and the cashier wished him a happy Father's Day. This triggered Dr. Nigger Luke bad. He started reeeeing saying "I wish I was a father! I hate this day!" All because he didn't have his telomeres baby. He was a total wuss about the whole thing.

I guess since he is not all about the telomeres, we won't be hearing moos and reees over Father's Day. I doubt he called King Roy up either.
I don’t even remember that video, do you happen to remember what it was called? I wonder if Klick has reupped it yet.
 
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The Creeper wants to know how many zoomer baes on his FB are into him.
He's got another catfish.

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After you've worked in seafood for half your life, you want no parts of raw fish. I don't eat it but even I know there's a vast difference between hand rolled sushi at a restaurant and slimy garbage they sell premade at the grocery store deli.

The seafood for sushi in the US is flash frozen to kill off pathogens.
 
He’ll just get re-banned from any bar he goes to. Chances are the staff won’t recognize him when he lumbers in, but that surely won’t last long; then the word will go out between bars. Just like last time.

He’s terrible for any business, but especially so to one that already struggles to get the 21-40 single woman demographic that draws in more male customers.
 
The whole bar thing is just so insane too. The hookup/bar scene exists almost exclusively for the younger age group, 18 to mid 20s. Older people go to bars, sure, but it's a different vibe. Anyone over 25 at a bar like that is going to get kicked out right away, unless they're dropping absolute stacks. Imagine a far, balding, smelly 30 year old trying to bust a move on a dance floor full of college kids.
 
Lucas can absolutely work. Supported Employment is a concept designed for people who would otherwise be incapable of supporting themselves via employment. I recently witnessed a very cool success story that I think is relevant to Lucas.

I’ve been on a care team for a guy I’ll call “Bill”. Now Bill has a diagnosis of schizotypal personality disorder, which means he is really eccentric and most people are going to find simply being around him off putting. His hygiene is terrible, his social skills are nearly non-existent, he is obsessed with children’s cartoons, if he had a social media presence he would undoubtedly have a thread here. To give you an idea how Bill operates, the first day I saw him, I was given a note informing me that Bill was in the lobby loudly talking about smegma when they came to get vitals. Naturally this needs to be addressed and so I had to extend our appointment fifteen minutes so I could establish some rules about lobby behavior, which he didn’t take well and concluded there was sophisticated surveillance equipment that was monitoring him (Bill was oblivious to the room full of people staring at him in disgust).

So Bill isn’t going to be taking your food order, he isn’t going to man a checkout line, he isn’t going to be washing your car, or doing any type of job that requires him to communicate with the general public. Bill is on disability and all his needs are met, but the guy would like some disposable income and wants to work for it. The social worker assigned to Bill gets him some vocational rehabilitation and before long Bill takes and completes a five week course on cabinetry.

Now Bill gets a job and is assigned a sheltered workshop, he works for a company that provides furniture for hospitals, V.A. offices, and other federal and state buildings. If he doesn’t have any pending work orders (which is often the case), he can build whatever he likes as long as he provides the materials. This is intentional and Bill is encouraged to advertise his skillset and make custom pieces to order, like an independent craftsman.

Usually, hospitals and other facilities hold “craft fairs” where people who have been receiving treatment can showcase stuff they learned how to make and sell them. Think of someone who does a long inpatient stay and really takes to art therapy, so a reasonable goal for them when transitioning to outpatient services is to open an etsy store or something like that to see if they can earn some extra money doing something they enjoy. Since COVID, these kinds of events don’t happen anymore, but staff are allowed to purchase things. I knew Bill didn’t have a lot of people in his life, so I went ahead and ordered a couple of bookshelves from him through the workshop and last week I went there to pick them up. Really solid work, better than Target and not much more expensive, he even went on Youtube to pick up some new techniques for the order. I was (and am) extremely proud of him for not only wanting to work, but for actually putting in legitimate effort to learn a new skill set and having the discipline to improve upon it.

So what does this have to do with Lucas? I guarantee you Lucas has been offered these kinds of things before, being on SSI automatically qualifies you for it. He’s probably even tried such a program in the past. Lucas will never, ever, be meaningfully employed, and any posturing about writing a resume or making calls is simply a bluff. It isn’t because he is stupid, or his fat unkempt body is incapable, or because he is bi-polar, all these factors can be accommodated.

Narcissism will keep Lucas unemployed for the rest of his life. Simply by the virtue of having a social media presence, Lucas firmly believes that he can monetize the low-effort activity. He truly thinks his antics and opinions amount to a kind of performance art that merits compensation. Every time someone sends him a bucket of chicken to be on a podcast or sends him thirty bucks for a shout-out video, it acts as an affirmation of his wildly inflated sense of worth.

I’m not saying that what is keeping Lucas from getting a job are the people sending him money, he isn’t going to work regardless of that. He doesn’t view himself as the kind of person who should have to earn money, that he is exempt from such an activity. This is probably what all his political views are rooted in, being able to opt out of gainful employment because paychecks and taxes are all about greed.
 
I guess on this fathers day, Lucas since he's "past" parenting won't mind pointing out he will never have children, his broken genes and faulty sperm will only end up in the end of a sock. His schizo line ends with him.

I see his lies are really ramping up lately since he's been in the new fart box. This whole job thing from the start stunk of bull shit, even if he's in a program you work X and can get some money in before your tard bucks are effected he never would. Lucas is too good for a mere, job. Like the poors. He's got food pantries to steal from and porn to stare at all day.

I really think he's semi aware and too fat to waddle around and doesn't want to be homeless, not that it'll stop him.

Nothing in the job story made sense and, some ween and or legit supporter like that one dude seems to be were always going to be the fall back. Oh I did a 30 second vid for 20 bucks so math says... 40x60 =2400 so unless you pay THAT I'm not stocking shelves. Plus I'm a plenty good want to be PhD. We all should have seen the job was just a scam. He's not washing SHIT he's covered in sweat and farts. He will spent wash money on gummy worms mark my words.

One thing I have noticed from all incels, is how media influnces there idea of relationships, hell I can say how scary I've met "normal" people who are like this too. But on some sit com (in Lucas case Friends) dates happen at the bar ergo : bars are best place to meet girls. The whole, it's a TV show and not real gets muddied as well as glossed over, half because they are morons and think TV is real the other half, they want something in this case a GF they just take what they saw and make it a "rule" sure wouldn't it be great if just like TV you have 3 beers meet mr(s) right and live happy ever after? Well sure on TV that happens, I'm sure in history it's happened but well it doesn't in reality.

This new chapter in the Lucas doesn't get laid show is going really well I am assuming he's on his own for meds if his story is true what his place is, and it'll take some time till they bleed outta the system, but it's only going to be more fun if so.
 
Alright, I found it. Happy father's day, everyone who isn't Lucas!
tbf, that sounds like a "and then everyone clapped, the name of the cashier? Albert Einstein." Story. Seems to be kinda dice-y to wish random men you don't know happy fathers day, IMO.

Haven't read about Lucas in a while and apparently absolutely nothing changed, just everything got slightly worse. Go figure. He'll never get it.
 
tbf, that sounds like a "and then everyone clapped, the name of the cashier? Albert Einstein." Story. Seems to be kinda dice-y to wish random men you don't know happy fathers day, IMO.

Haven't read about Lucas in a while and apparently absolutely nothing changed, just everything got slightly worse. Go figure. He'll never get it.
I don't know. Some people do that. They probably shouldn't, but they see a middle aged man on Father's Day and wish them a happy Father's Day. Same thing with women on Mother's Day. Something that has good intentions in a customer service aspect but if it misses, it can miss bad. Unless you see them with children, you probably should not wish a random man a happy Father's Day or a random woman a happy Mother' s Day.

Some people can get triggered by it. You really don't know their story. Like, if someone had a child who passed away or maybe even a woman who had fertility issues I would be more sympathetic to them being upset. But for someone like Lucas who is just a moooo cow that thinks he deserves an 18 year old supermodel girlfriend, I have no sympathy.

But I can see this happening. Just some nice store clerk who doesn't know better.
 
They seriously wound up giving this useless subhuman dredge the apartment he was talking about? For real?
My god, Washington is a joke.


My guess is he just says that because it's a hip food and he sees other people online talk about it.
I feel like there’s an influx of people on here recently who are brand new to Wern. He does in fact like sushi, he’s been getting sushi frequently since at least 2017. He may have initially done it because it sounded trendy, but no, he has proven that he does in fact enjoy it. To be fair he’ll eat anything, but the sushi thing is not new nor is it something he made up.
 
most likely depression not making him be more active
I feel like there’s an influx of people on here recently who are brand new to Wern. He does in fact like sushi, he’s been getting sushi frequently since at least 2017. He may have initially done it because it sounded trendy, but no, he has proven that he does in fact enjoy it. To be fair he’ll eat anything, but the sushi thing is not new nor is it something he made up.
This sushi study has passed the test he does like sushi, what else can we feed him any ideas? like a massive fruit salad or bananas on bread?
 
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