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Not soon enough.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Not soon enough.
Czolg
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Looks like his diet finally killed his dick.
Comment to the Creepers "you still having children".
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From "I hope everyone is doing okay" to "I'll get some pussy when I have money to go to the bar". Lucas is such a feminist! The bar, eh? Lucas talks about bars a bunch for someone who rarely goes in one. Every time he did, the flatbills swooped in and cock blocked him. Maybe the bars he was banned from will not remember him?
I think the Creeper posted the "I truly hope everyone is doing okay" after he read the comments to this video calling him evil (which is true). It's his "damage control" thinking it'll make him look good.
As far as the bars, even if he'd get to go in someone will likely recognize him and/or his name and word will spread he's the town psycho Predator and may get booted out. Bar management doesn't take kindly to Creepers creeping at their bar.
ETA:
The Creeper is considering taking some weed as an icebreaker and get the bae high.
The Creeper couldn't go job hunting this week because of the rain, rain stopped but he had stinky clothes, got detergent but now his resume has a typo.
ETA:
Well he does pee and crap his pants.
ETA2:
Bullshit. At Pioneer Pathway the Creeper had access to a washer and dryer and still didn't do his laundry.
And bullshit the taking a shower "every night or every other night".
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Lucas just keeps adding on to his lies. When he was a homeless bum, he went weeks without taking a shower. He traveled to LA to meet that queefy bae without having showered for like 3 weeks.
This resume thing. I guess he is gonna print those out and just walk into places handing them out? For part time work, it will probably be an application and more likely than not, it will be online. Seriously, I don't believe he will fill out one application or hand his resume to anyone. The jobs he could get, no one would care about a typo in his resume. In fact, they would probably not even look at it. They would either tell him to apply online or fill out a paper application.
I don't know why he is running with this resume thing, he keeps going with it.
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I'm mad at the internet and gave myself a hat.
The only thing decent bars hate more than creepers scaring off the female customers is creepers who bring drugs into their bars. Now I'm not sure what marijuana laws are in Washington state but I can't imagine any decent bar wants people hanging out back smoking weed either.
Besides, didn't he hurl when those video guys gave him a joint?
Yeah,"get to know her"Lucas.
cheesycukes
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Well If the Creeper were to land a job he'd have money for the sushi but the money will not get him pussy.
I don't think he'd last a month working anyway.
ETA:
Creeper applied for a part time job.
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Yo if Mallon actually rehabilitated the Wern into even being marginally employable from screaming under a bridge, then I'll be damned. Even if it's just a temporary thing, dude hasn't worked for decades. It's no small feat. Even if it's just for a few weeks before he blows it, I'll consider it a miracle.
The Creep is a liability to any employer but there may be someone stupid enough to hire him.
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Maybe his new “apartment” is conditional, where he has to at least apply for jobs? I mean, I would doubt it given the fact it’s little more than an extension of his nursing home, but I guess it’s possible.
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If he gets a job and the tugboat checks are less than he is used to, the moooing and reeeing to follow will be epic. He will quit on the spot.
I absolutely LOVE when he does the pity bullshit things like “no one loves me enough anyway” and gets proven right. You’re right Lucas, no one DOES love you! And no one is going to contradict you when you go fishing for compliments/reassurance besides the occasional troll.
Also to everyone who’s like “omg the telomere saga has come to an end!!!” Fear not, it hasn’t. First of all, he’s been waffling back and forth about having kids literally since the beginning. Sometimes he says he for sure wants kids because they’ll be the healthiest and he wants a child to call him “daddy” (
) blah blah but sometimes, even at the beginning, he says it’s up to the woman if kids happen. He also never sticks to literally anything besides being a disgusting creep. The telomere children saga is far from over.I think it would be his EBT the 1st one to be reduced or he'd no longer qualify.
The 1st I remember the Creeper backing off from having children was during the Lacie saga. She had posted she never wanted to have children. The Creep was so "in love" he said he'd date a girl even if she didn't want children. It be up to her.I absolutely LOVE when he does the pity bullshit things like “no one loves me enough anyway” and gets proven right. You’re right Lucas, no one DOES love you! And no one is going to contradict you when you go fishing for compliments/reassurance besides the occasional troll.
Also to everyone who’s like “omg the telomere saga has come to an end!!!” Fear not, it hasn’t. First of all, he’s been waffling back and forth about having kids literally since the beginning. Sometimes he says he for sure wants kids because they’ll be the healthiest and he wants a child to call him “daddy” (
GoutfootHorseface
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I also wondered about this, he seems fixated on such an out of date and primitive idea.
My theory (which is worth absolutely nothing) Is the whole job search/professional help etc is bullshit and Lucas is running this current lie off the only experience of job searching he has, back in 1998/1999 people printed and handed out resumes.
I don’t really buy that a professional would waste their time creating this resume, much more productive to show the stinky creeper how to do internet job searches and apply for things that way.
ETA: a true and proper Lucas resume is more damaging to his chances than no resume:
One part time fast food job back at the turn of the century.
21/22 year career break with nothing to show for it.
Czolg
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I’m sure Dr Lucas „Nigga Luke” Werner has an impressive resume. Spotkane’s lead genetic researcher, music artist with such great hits as „Baby Zoom”, board game designer with Guiness record for most complex game ever created, comedy artist, YouTube, freelancer and also great chef.
In other words he wants control over the girl. She cannot talk to other men.
The comment: We know the Creep in no way qualifies to be "the best she has ever known".
The comment: We know the Creep in no way qualifies to be "the best she has ever known".
Scipio Africanus
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You forgot conflict mitigator.
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Its nice to see that Lucas is still the choosiest beggar that ever begged