Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Piggy Higuera said:
It was at a hotel where Piggy dragged Ade to a zip zip pow pow woooosh toy convention.

We've seen him post photos of himself alone on holidays; just because you're married doesn't mean you're welcome among your spouse's friends and family. Apparently the way he tells it, PCJ was one of his friends, not hers, so they probably had different circles.

Has he ever posted a photo that showed him having been invited in to their living space by someone? Bars, vacation restaurants, his own half-a-house, dork conventions, etc., but never a nice house with a big Christmas tree and throwing the ol' Patskin around in the yard with the nephews/cousins. Never "sharing some wine and laughs at our couple friends' place" or even what he'd love to brag about, working out a story board at the house of a fellow author.
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The story is a bit murky, PCJ was married to someone else, I think Pat/Ade and PCJ/exwife had some weird cohabitation thing going on. Ade wasn't happy in her marriage, PCJ wasn't happy in his, and eventually realized they would be happier with each other. They were couple friends, and Patrick thought he'd found a male friend who wasn't going to steal his wife, so go ahead wife sit on his lap.

There's actually another story from a toy convention involving his "friends", specifically this dude nicknamed Blappy who has a pretty hot wife and is raising his daughter. We've only heard Patrick's telling of this story as an unreliable narrator, but he was being obnoxious in a hotel room (something about Maple Leafs or maple syrup) lecturing everyone else because he knows everything. Blappy got up and started screaming at him that's he's a fucking idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about.

Fuck I googled "Patrick Tomlinson Blappy" and lo and behold, the original story has already been told in this thread on page 27 by @Vetti

In a couple days, my wife and I will get in the car, drive six hours, and be surrounded by people who have loved me without preamble or condition for many, many years. Before I was published. Before I had a following. People who earned calling me "Pat."

It's my little heaven.

So I'm going to share a little #WonderFest story. It's not going to make sense to most of you.

WonderFest is a global mecha in Louisville, KY every year for unfortunate kids like me who never grew out of building model spaceships.

I have friends on every continent except Antarctica because of WonderFest. My newlywed wife and I spent a night outside Liverpool on our honeymoon staying with friends we made at WonderFest. It's a thing, and no, you're not invited if you can't build. Anyway...

...about ten years ago, a shitboat of us sci-fi model nerds were in a hotel suite getting our faces torn off by Molson XXX beer that had probably been smuggled across the Canadian border illegally by a Canuck compatriot.

We're three days into this Con. No one has eaten real food. Booze is flowing like Niagara. We're all talking shit. The Canuck looks like he's been passed out for an hour, chin on chest. We're jawing about WWII fighters for some reason.

I, being drunk, in an offhand fashion, talk about Canada's contribution to the war effort, which was considerable and honorable, and accidentally refer to the roundels on their planes as "Oak leafs."

Friends, I've been in real fights. I have seen people come to life and stand up at the slightest provocation.

But I have never seen anything like that Canadian resurrecting himself up off the suite's couch when I fucked up the tree species on the Canadian flag.

Blappy (we call him Blappy, no one knows why) openned his eyes, rose up off the couch like Nosferatu, and got right in my face shouting, "Oakleaf, motherfucker! Do I call it the Asterisks and Ribbons, you piece of shit!?"

Remember, we're in Louisville, KY, as all four-foot-nothing of this boiling cauldron of maple syrup jumps up in my grill.

What does everyone in the room do as Captain Ottawa lights off and insults our flag?

Laughs. At me. For fucking up Canada's flag.

I still hear about it.

We would all kill for Blappy. We have people who come from Canada, New Zealand, England, Hong Kong, Japan... every year. And they're family. Our big, dumb, drunk family.
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Read this story as someone who knows Patrick's fragility, that he has to control every narrative about his life so he seems like the coolest, toughest guy on planet earth. Read this story about Patrick making a small error, and one of his closest friends awakening from a drunken slumber to scream at him about the difference between oak leaves and oakleaf. Imagine what really went down that night, before Patrick edited the story like a vain celebrity producing their own biopic. Dr Dre omitting Dee Barnes from Straight Outta Compton narcissism.
 
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Nod Flenders said:
He's lived in Milwaukee his whole life, and he can't even spell the name of the arena? Wow, what a dum-dum with his low GPA.
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I think we really fail to take into account that not only is his GPA low, but it’s low in Westfield, Wisconsin, which has to make him even dumber than the average 1.2 GPA student.
 
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The fellas over at OnA uncovered a little nugget that had gone unnoticed previously. On his neighborhood Facebook group Pat commented on an August 2020 post regarding three African American young gentlemen partaking in some home invasion and robbery:
(skip to the suspects description at the bottom TLDR 🍉🍗)
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Pat's comment indicating he had paid reparations to them recently:
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(North Ave is where Hooligan's is located)

Curiously, for a bum who's constantly on Twitter playing the victim card every chance he gets, he never mentioned the episode. Wouldn't fit the "tough guy who will neutralize you on sight" LARP. Instead he talked about "upgrading" his phone on Saturday the 15th (day after he got culturally enriched)
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2 weeks later he was still in the market for an upgrade
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But seven months later he was still tweeting about his 26-months old S10 and it wasn't until a full year later that he bought the foldable phone

Hypothesis: He pays for, charges and carries around all day a second phone just to keep in touch with reddit rascals and he gave the negroes the cheap one and kept the S10. Imagine having a separate phone just to read people calling you a fat deadbeat father hahaha he goes out of his way to be an active lolcow. He has in his pocket, all day, every day, a phyisicall reminder that he's a fat faggot with bitch tits.

I wonder if that's why his screenshots of "threatening" texts look weird and not like a messaging app? he transfers the text to his main device so he can post it to his main Twitter account.

God bless Jamal Doe #61, #62 and #63
 
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Ophelia said:
Friends, the idiot spelled it “mecha” on purpose. He thinks he’s funny. He thinks it’s a clever way to spell “mecca” since they’re all into building toys.
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I would bet money that it isn't a joke, he does this all the time. See the "ecliptic" saga. He's the real life Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.
 
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Plaintiff is fat said:
Imagine having a separate phone just to read people calling you a fat deadbeat father hahaha
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That makes more sense than letting your personal and professional phone receive thousands of alog messages. But I’d be shocked if it was his idea to let the doxed number be an exclusive troll hotline and share a new, private number with valued contacts. (Of course he’s still going to encourage and record every text exchange on the doxed line because he’s deluded enough to think he’ll be prosecuting court cases someday.)
 
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AnOminous said:
Pat is so fat that if he ate Jabba the Hutt, he wouldn't even be noticeably fatter himself.
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Fat is so Pat that he thinks Jabba the Hut delivers pizza.
Mr Moonface said:
Someone reposted this over on the other forums. It is very old but I'm not sure if it has been posted here yet.

We start with a tweet of Pat bragging about fixing his floor:

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He even tweeted out a running commentary of the job:

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I'm sure most of you know what's coming (Niki Robinson is Pat's wife):

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Yes. Piggy's wife had to hire a contractor to do the floor, but piggy took credit for the job on twitter. He even mocked anyone who told him to hire a pro:

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Fucking shameless.
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Patrick is the exact kind of homeowner who gets a contractor on the site after fucking it all up and ends up having to pay extra to redo his work for him. Example: see Patty's fence.
r00 said:
Handy Pat the Craftsman is my favourite of his hateable personas. He's so incompetent he thinks pulling up gripper rods and digging postholes are noteworthy accomplishments. He just can't help but try and punch up everything single little bullshit thing he does. Every time he bloviates about these mundane tasks like he's some kind of working class hero he ends up further exposing himself as a soft-handed, know-nothing manbaby.
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I think Handyfat is his best persona. Especially if you actually do the things he tweets about professionally (or at least work around people who do it) its a hoot and a holler. These are the tasks you give to the rookie while he watches and learns how the real men do the job. At least most rookies know they're doing grunt work the other guys get paid too much to do.
get-tar manajerk said:
Surely if you went through the highlights you found the court audio? Where he tries to explain to a judge who already isn't enjoying his interruptions that "they spread rumours that I grind up African American children into pepperoni" not an exact quote but in a 140 IQ move he thought bringing it up would clear his name. Like when the lead investigator on a case is actually the murderer. Or when a pedophile becomes an anti pedophile activist. Nobody will suspect him now. What kind of a person would tip a judge off to his own crimes?
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You see, the atalkers built this fence, and therefore the lein should be on THEIR houses. Wrong as always stalker judge, thats you who is guilty (again) of criminal harassment.
AnOminous said:
I bet it would be trivial to create a Pat-bot that was indistinguishable from the "real" Rick. He has all of three sentences. If anything one of those GPT bots would be too smart to be mistaken for Rick.
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Save some time and just get the bot to copypaste his "this account is a cyberimpersonator" schtick back at him every time he tweets. If he gets his twitter banned again this would be an easy way to cause chaos
 
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TheGuntinator said:
Patrick is the exact kind of homeowner who gets a contractor on the site after fucking it all up and ends up having to pay extra to redo his work for him. Example: see Patty's fence.
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I would argue that he is the kind of homeowner that won't listen to his contractor, fights him the entire way, and when the contractor finally gives up and does what fatty wants, Patrick ends up regretting it and having to get his wife go on Facebook market or whatever to find the next poor bastard to feed into the cycle of failure.
 
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Ophelia said:
Friends, the idiot spelled it “mecha” on purpose. He thinks he’s funny. He thinks it’s a clever way to spell “mecca” since they’re all into building toys.


Hi, Pat!
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I loved "people who earned calling me Pat." Lmao like it's a medal. Note, PAT otherwise known as RICK thinks you need to earn the right to call him that. Do you need to earn the right to call him RICK because RICK is his REAL name!
 
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TheGuntinator said:
I think Handyfat is his best persona. Especially if you actually do the things he tweets about professionally (or at least work around people who do it) its a hoot and a holler. These are the tasks you give to the rookie while he watches and learns how the real men do the job. At least most rookies know they're doing grunt work the other guys get paid too much to do.
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I wish someone would make a parody Twitter account for Handyfat. They could show us his other projects, like the sophisticated crop irrigation system (garden hose) Pat installed (screwed into the spigot incorrectly and stripped the connector threads).
 
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