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r/polyfamilies continues to deliver. Retardation, that is.

12-year old boy surprises his shitty parents by being a secret Christian, not tolerating their poly bullshit. Conclusion? "He's radicalized by the internet"
Godspeed, kid. Godspeed.
Oof. That's a cry for help if I've ever seen one. Like...kids don't just randomly become Christians out of nowhere. I can't help but think the poor kid wishes his parents would spend some time with him and be a normal ass family but they're too coom brained to notice.
 
Therapists are getting deservedly shit on in this thread, but being the only animal on earth that has to deal with consciousness is hard and there's no instruction manual so the more talking about and testing of their own thoughts that people do, the better I think.

Maybe, but therapists are not exactly a truth-seeking professional class who will remain neutral in relationship discussions.


  • 73.8% of all Mental Health Professionals are women, while 26.2% are men.
  • 18% of all Mental Health Professionals are LGBT.
You are more likely to get an emotionally ideological "queer" woman as your therapist than if you went looking for such people in the entire area around you.
 
5 years later these rotten brains will cry on the interwebs wondering who radicalised their children, they did all they could to raise them open minded, will screech over republicans and how early childhood exposure to Trump presidency made their kids literal nazis. meanwhile the youngster will just want a normal life far and away from the circus.

Edit: You weren't lying about this sub
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This post comes across as some pretty perverted one-handed typing situation but seeing the rest of the insane garbage that happens in these deranged families/subreddit I am tempted to not completely hit X on this.
 
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There's this weirdly persistent delusion in the modern era that you can just willpower/reason yourself out of key human emotions like some kind of vulcan.
This reminded me of a polytard comic that was in the Washington Post recently. Hard to believe someone would voluntarily publish something this pathetic; I'm not sure she realizes what a massive L it is.
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Not great photos available, but the artist (Book Karnjanakit) is a homely Thai immigrant now living in Baltimore. Wish I could find a pic of the boyfriend:
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Bonus: the "women's interest" stuff in the Washington Post (apprx. 50% troon-related crap) used to be in a separate vertical called The Lily where comments were not allowed. They recently put it all back in the regular paper under a section heading called "Gender and Identity" and brought the comments back. Needless to say, idiots like this poly cartoonist, troons, and woke rhetoric like "pregnant people" always gets roasted to shit. You love to see it.
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"I'm in a relationship with someone who leaves me to be alone so he can fuck other guys."

Fucking lunacy. That's fucking abusive. What you're experiencing is called manipulation and neglect and it's abuse. It's not strong to go along with it. It's not progressive. It's weakness and pathetic and the people who do this to themselves deserve nothing but mockery and ridicule.
 
This reminded me of a polytard comic that was in the Washington Post recently. Hard to believe someone would voluntarily publish something this pathetic; I'm not sure she realizes what a massive L it is.
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Not great photos available, but the artist (Book Karnjanakit) is a homely Thai immigrant now living in Baltimore. Wish I could find a pic of the boyfriend:
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Bonus: the "women's interest" stuff in the Washington Post (apprx. 50% troon-related crap) used to be in a separate vertical called The Lily where comments were not allowed. They recently put it all back in the regular paper under a section heading called "Gender and Identity" and brought the comments back. Needless to say, idiots like this, troons, and "pregnant people"-style rhetoric always gets roasted to shit. You love to see it.
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According to her own article, what is the benefit of polyamory in her life? I don’t approve of, but understand the people who get off on hearing their partner talk about screwing other people. I don’t understand this at all.
 
According to her own article, what is the benefit of polyamory in her life? I don’t approve of, but understand the people who get off on hearing their partner talk about screwing other people. I don’t understand this at all.
Because in certain social circles it's considered lame to be monogamous I guess, therefore you need to manage your own normal jealousy as if it's some sort of unwanted chronic illness.
 
Q: How do you know if someone is polyamorous?
A: Don't worry, they'll tell you.

A female polytard's male coworker finds her on Tinder and tries to match with her. She worries that he's going to tell the whole office that she's cheating on her husband when really she's just polyamorous.

Original post (Archive). OP does a little light hand-wringing, but barely conceals her satisfaction at imagining herself at the center of a swirling workplace drama about her love life:
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I would be absolutely horrified to have a colleague approach me in the workplace and start rambling about their poly shit. I guarantee NOBODY gives a fuck about OP's Tinder profile and nobody wants to hear her oversharing follow-ups.

Multiple other upvoted comments suggest that OP go to HR because the coworker apparently swiped right on her profile instead of ignoring it.

Poly people seek out and manufacture this drama because they enjoy it.
 
"hey boss, have you heard that i'm fucking random strangers behind my husbands back? it's not true! well, i AM fucking random strangers, that part is true, but my husband knows about it and approves, so it's actually a good thing!"
i'm not completely sure, but this might actually be even worse for her reputation than people thinking she's just a regular cheater lol
 
This guy can handle his wife going on fuck dates just fine. He also enjoys having his wife in the room masturbating while he's fucking some side chick. That's not a problem, that's entirely normal. Enlightened, mature and functional adults specialized in communication™ can easily handle this shit. But getting told to take a shower, now that's a fucking pickle. Can he survive? Is there enough therapy or polywhore literacy in the world to make it better?

Please Reddit, help him save his marriage.

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"hey boss, have you heard that i'm fucking random strangers behind my husbands back? it's not true! well, i AM fucking random strangers, that part is true, but my husband knows about it and approves, so it's actually a good thing!"

More like "Hey, I am being oppressed and marginalized because of my queer poly identity! Fire the guy who saw me on Tinder or I'm suing you for an unsafe work environment!"

All she has to do to prove damages is claim emotional distress and show a new prescription her therapist added after The Incident.
 
This reminded me of a polytard comic that was in the Washington Post recently. Hard to believe someone would voluntarily publish something this pathetic; I'm not sure she realizes what a massive L it is.
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Not great photos available, but the artist (Book Karnjanakit) is a homely Thai immigrant now living in Baltimore. Wish I could find a pic of the boyfriend:
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Bonus: the "women's interest" stuff in the Washington Post (apprx. 50% troon-related crap) used to be in a separate vertical called The Lily where comments were not allowed. They recently put it all back in the regular paper under a section heading called "Gender and Identity" and brought the comments back. Needless to say, idiots like this poly cartoonist, troons, and woke rhetoric like "pregnant people" always gets roasted to shit. You love to see it.
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never underestimate the ability of troons to make an aberration sink faster than any of their faggot ilk.
 
I really have to wonder if more kids won't end up becoming way more conservative and religious over time because of parents like these.
Good on him for calling out their degeneracy and actually wanting normal family values, though. Hopefully he will make his own family with healthy boundaries when he's older.
Nealy all young people feel the need to rebel and the only way to rebel against permissive deviants is to become as straight-laced as possible.
 
Nealy all young people feel the need to rebel and the only way to rebel against permissive deviants is to become as straight-laced as possible.

Personally I like to call this phenomenon 'the Ned Flanders effect'. Not as prominent as one might think but given the wackjobs parents are these days it may see an upswing in coming years.
 
"hey boss, have you heard that i'm fucking random strangers behind my husbands back? it's not true! well, i AM fucking random strangers, that part is true, but my husband knows about it and approves, so it's actually a good thing!"
i'm not completely sure, but this might actually be even worse for her reputation than people thinking she's just a regular cheater lol

Tell the boss you're open to fucking him too without telling him you're open to fucking him too.

How endearing for HR.
 
This guy can handle his wife going on fuck dates just fine. He also enjoys having his wife in the room masturbating while he's fucking some side chick. That's not a problem, that's entirely normal. Enlightened, mature and functional adults specialized in communication™ can easily handle this shit. But getting told to take a shower, now that's a fucking pickle. Can he survive? Is there enough therapy or polywhore literacy in the world to make it better?

Please Reddit, help him save his marriage.

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This is why polyamourous marriages never work, if they're both gonna cheat on eachother, what's the point on maintaining it. Adultery is a sin for a reason.
 
This is why polyamourous marriages never work, if they're both gonna cheat on eachother, what's the point on maintaining it. Adultery is a sin for a reason.
These people think they're smarter than 5000 years of human civilization. They think every culture's rules about how adultery is bad are silly dumb old fashioned nonsense made up by bronze age sheep farmers.
 
“There is no such thing as safe sex.”
Technically not wrong. There's no 100% way to guard against STIs or pregnancy, other than the tried and true tested method of just not having sex. Every time you have sex with someone who isn't your long time significant other, there is always some level of risk, and even your significant other may not be trustworthy if they cheat on you. I imagine, within these poly communities, there is a lot discussion regarding risks and mitigation.
 
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