Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Liquid Vergil]

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Disgusting color choice on the pants made me think his gaymoji was free ballin it

 

[Adamska]

Jack seems to have confused the hell out of most of his unironic watchers. Even they were perplexed.

Comments from the post on his personal page:

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NICEST GUY ON YOUTUBE ^^^

Comments from the post in his BoomerBook group:

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It seems the winning answer is French Onion soup. This motherfucker made onion soup in a goddamned baking dish.

Reminder though that this isn’t the first time that Jacky boy tried and fucked up onion soup. At least this rendition was done in a pot on the stove.

I legit can't get over how this absolute pants shitting cross eyed pin headed retard fucking used a bake tray to cook soup. It's a FUCKING MIRACLE HE DIDN'T SCALD HIMSELF.

This is honest to god the dumbest fucking thing I saw and I'm still screaming about this right now.

 

[captkrisma]

Decided to go back to an old chestnut: poorly photoshoping Jack's recipies into Cannibal Corpse albums! Some are obvious, some I actually gave two shits about.

Spoiler: Fuck You Jack

 

[desudesu]

I legit can't get over how this absolute pants shitting cross eyed pin headed retard fucking used a bake tray to cook soup. It's a FUCKING MIRACLE HE DIDN'T SCALD HIMSELF.

This is honest to god the dumbest fucking thing I saw and I'm still screaming about this right now.

Also I’ve realised that the tray the French onion “soup” was cooked in, is actually the casserole tray used for the legendary Aunt Myrna Party Cheese Salad.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

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he keeps trying to show off these custom emojis we cant see but he thinks we can for some reason

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

he keeps trying to show off these custom emojis we cant see but he thinks we can for some reason

I'm terrified to imagine what they might be but also curious. Rare Jackmojis?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I might be wrong, but i don't think he made the soup in that tray. I think that picture is pre toasted bread and cheese to put on top (because Jack can't figure out a broiler). There's barely any liquid and it looks like it's oil, Jack probably thinks you need to fry the bread and used a ton of olive oil, plus what came out of the cheese.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I don't think it's a tray, it's a baking dish. The camera angle hides that it's a couple of inches deep, so there would be room for liquid underneath the toasted bread. You can even compare it to the one used in the Aunt Myrna party salad video, it's the same one. Still a pants-on-head retarded way of making French onion soup.

 

[Liquid Vergil]

I was going to say it's incredible mushskull is trying French onion soup again after his first attempt became a quintessential cooking cringe video but this is Jack after all.
Come to think of it he's also served up bleeding extra salmonella chicken recently too. Gave me flashbacks to the chicken in a bag video. Maybe instead of JULAAAY in June he should have called it "Jackoff's Greatest Hits in june".

 

[Aunt Myrna]

This must be the video Jack watched. Top search result on youtube and he mentions his basement. Humble guy with 17 followers is trying to explain the problem as thoroughly as possible but it make Jack angy. Jack no understand wifi signal. Jack mock youtuber.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTzcdtuJoTc

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Jack noped out of that video as soon as the guy started talking about the 5Ghz band. Mr. Tech Thyme can't troubleshoot beyond "try again".

Also, that guy taking 7 minutes is too long for a troubleshooting video? But taking 5 minutes just to tell us you are stupid is fine. Ok. Got it. Thank you Jack.

 

[semitooth]

what the fuck is "BubbleBonk"

 

[charlesdickens]

Can Jack even waddle his handicapped corpse onto a rollercoaster and be allowed on it? That camera would fly off the magnetic holder anyway.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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what the fuck is "BubbleBonk"

Google was unhelpful (for some reason, it's all just Minecraft streamer slash fiction) but I did find a website - looks like some kind of uninteresting mobile game. Interestingly, the address listed on the Support/Contact page is in Hendersonville, TN.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Every shot of his jarred, yellow garlic makes me scream. I hate peeling garlic but I've never used jarred and seeing cloves that look like slimy slugs in a pan is a level of pain that no Cenobite could match.

 

[Staffy]

Google was unhelpful (for some reason, it's all just Minecraft streamer slash fiction) but I did find a website - looks like some kind of uninteresting mobile game. Interestingly, the address listed on the Support/Contact page is in Hendersonville, TN.

My guess is it's from a rape/murder church who coerced him to try their or their son or whatever the fuck's game.

If it has microtransactions I wonder if Jack would be roped into it like DSP and his WWE champions, he gets addicted so easily that I think there's a possibility that he can spend a lot with Tamham's credit card.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

Google was unhelpful (for some reason, it's all just Minecraft streamer slash fiction) but I did find a website - looks like some kind of uninteresting mobile game. Interestingly, the address listed on the Support/Contact page is in Hendersonville, TN.

The number on their site goes to GoLoco Media group which was incorporated by a Joe Butler. Jack test-drove a Tesla with a Joe Butler from the Murderchurch in 2017. Might be the same person?

 

[Aaway]

The number on their site goes to a GoLoco Media group which was incorporated by a Joe Butler. Jack test-drove a Tesla with a Joe Butler from the Murderchurch in 2017. Might be the same person?

a google search of the phone number also leads you to a website for a game called "final pilot" and the same address in hendersonville is listed as well

https://www.finalpilot.com/home

i'm going to assume it's the same joe butler who appeared in that video with jack

 

[TurdFondler]

I would fucking love to see Jack at a job interview.

Movie producer and CEO of a sauce and entertainment empire. Would love to see how he deals with any scrutiny of that at an interview

We already know the answer. He would cry just like he cried when those Texan reality show hosts busted his balls. Jack had to confront a panel of no bullshit businessmen and he broke down in bitchmade tears on national TV.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Jack noped out of that video as soon as the guy started talking about the 5Ghz band. Mr. Tech Thyme can't troubleshoot beyond "try again".

Also, that guy taking 7 minutes is too long for a troubleshooting video? But taking 5 minutes just to tell us you are stupid is fine. Ok. Got it. Thank you Jack.

Was Jagoff one of those conspiritards that thought 5G was causing COVID or something? He seems the type to believe in stupid bullshit like that.

Google was unhelpful (for some reason, it's all just Minecraft streamer slash fiction) but I did find a website - looks like some kind of uninteresting mobile game. Interestingly, the address listed on the Support/Contact page is in Hendersonville, TN.

Looks like a Bubble Bobble clone or something? I guess he knows the "developer" and added it for... reasons.

Every shot of his jarred, yellow garlic makes me scream. I hate peeling garlic but I've never used jarred and seeing cloves that look like slimy slugs in a pan is a level of pain that no Cenobite could match.

As horrifying as it is, he always had those big honking chunks of it instead of smashing it, mincing it, smooshing it with your chef knife, crushing it or any one of a dozen ways of preparing it he just cuts it up into large chunks and that's good enough for him. That makes it doubly horrible as every so often you get a big mouthful of that nuclear garlic when you eat.

The number on their site goes to a GoLoco Media group which was incorporated by a Joe Butler. Jack test-drove a Tesla with a Joe Butler from the Murderchurch in 2017. Might be the same person?

And while he's raving about that car he's also complaining about the evul gubmint forcing us to buy electric cars.

Make up your mind. Are electric cars good or not?

 

[Super Hans]

Was Jagoff one of those conspiritards that thought 5G was causing COVID or something? He seems the type to believe in stupid bullshit like that.


Looks like a Bubble Bobble clone or something? I guess he knows the "developer" and added it for... reasons.


As horrifying as it is, he always had those big honking chunks of it instead of smashing it, mincing it, smooshing it with your chef knife, crushing it or any one of a dozen ways of preparing it he just cuts it up into large chunks and that's good enough for him. That makes it doubly horrible as every so often you get a big mouthful of that nuclear garlic when you eat.


And while he's raving about that car he's also complaining about the evul gubmint forcing us to buy electric cars.

Make up your mind. Are electric cars good or not?

Jack doing a Tesla thing probably has more to do with Elon Musk than anything. With how schizophrenic Musk is with politics though, a video 2017 is a bit odd, wasn't The Left sucking him off in that timeframe?