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Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies
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I know there's people with foot fetishes and all, but does Lori assume there's people who get off to cryptid feet?
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I dig the splattery nikes, but guaranteed they're either fake or he spent a retarded amount on them
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According to Ebay listings he could have spent between 150-200 usd for a pair.
Let's be real, he's so retarded he probably paid a retarded amount for a fake pair lmao
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The splotchy Nikes were ones he "restored." I went to his Instagram a number of days ago to see if either of those shoes were the ones that were "gifted" by that random Instagram dude but Kevin had deleted or hid the post about the gifted shoes. I did find the post about how he restored the splotched Nikes but it's gone now. Kevin says he is "rebranding" his Instagram back to cosplay (after spending years alienating everyone in the local cosplay scene) lmao.
Lol. I definitely support Kevin in any and all online activities he chooses, especially if he writes blogs to accompany it. "I spent years building my profile as a cosplayer." Lol and you burnt it all to the ground when you got with Lori. Good luck with that!
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This is really intriguing. “Mini-crisis”? For most human beings in Kevin’s position, I would assume they meant the impending 3-0 was making them reevaluate life decisions. But it’s Kev, so I doubt it. Cosplay after 30 is nothing to be afraid of, as long as you don’t take yourself too seriously. This does not bode well for him, since taking irreverent shit seriously is Lori and Kevin’s defining cow attribute.
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Las patas de la ogressa, dio mio.
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Of course he is because he's desperately still trying to find something to make him internet famous. Less people gave a shit about his skateboarding and sped clothes phase. I hope when he tries to reenter the scene he gets cancelled immediately due to his association with the skinwalker. The one of the few times that cancel culture would be used properly.
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Kevin actually had (has?) potential as a cosplayer, and especially as a prop/ costume maker, but chose to piss it up against the wall to whiteknight for his beloved abuela. TikTok and Twitter zoomers will not hesitate to torpedo any "come back" attempts he makes unless he completely severs any ties with Lori and exposes her.
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Our #cosplayMartyr rises from the grave like our boi J. Christ!! A new holiday will be named in Kowvin’s honour
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Apparently Kevin got arrested on 4/20 for interrupting a communication device.
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For the dumb among us, can anyone explain what a charge like that means?
Also, I bet this arrest and his selling his ugly shoes are related.
ETA: I googled it and think I answered my own question. Lori and Kev got in a fight and Kevin blocked her from calling 911 for help. Guess all is not so good in uWutah.
Utah law
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either he blocked her from calling for help or smashed her phone, relationship goals.
Guess that why things have been silent, lot of action behind closed doors.
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Kevin posted a selfie too (more recently than the arrest), and old boy is looking rough.
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Nice shirt. Doesn’t look gay at all.
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This simple man thinks he looks like Ghostemane in mesh, when he really looks ready for the first day of pride as a aged out twink.
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Kevin is one of the only male cows who I think could be a decently attractive man if he just got a normal fucking hair cut and colour.
....and also fix the rest of his train wreck life/lose his embarrassing hobbies.
I'm surprised we have not seen Lori posting about the arrest for sympathy/grifting for donations to get this poor smol bean out of this scary environment.
....and also fix the rest of his train wreck life/lose his embarrassing hobbies.
I'm surprised we have not seen Lori posting about the arrest for sympathy/grifting for donations to get this poor smol bean out of this scary environment.
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I mean, the most reasonable explanation is that she doesn't care about him. She probably has another dumb, naive john waiting in the wings.
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Admittedly was my first thought as to why they were fighting, I have no idea what goes on in their life.
But KevKev having a break down over Lori having another man providing for her just instantly leapt into my head.
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That’s the unfortunate thing, if he groomed himself and wore a flattering outfit he’s not offensively ugly. He’s no sexy anime boy but he could look a hell of a lot better than he does now.
At this point though he might be ruined as far as finding and keeping a healthy relationship after his first relationship being Hurricane Lorena.
He had mental health issues before he met her then learned all SORTS of maladaptive coping mechanisms to have to live with this harpy.
If she’s leaving him he needs to go back to the Mormon fold and hope his family will support him trying to get his life on track.
Don’t care what happens to Lori, she’s a parasite and eventually she’ll get what she deserves.