🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Is that really your interpretation of that tweet?

Can we agree that it’s manipulative emotional blackmail and it is pathetic?
Ralph has threatened to khs before when he feels abandoned.
He’s not going to spell it out on Twitter because they do take that seriously.
Mostly I want to disavow in case he does summon the courage to go through with it. I imagine it’s probably a daily struggle for him now.

 

[JustStopDude]

That's a different situation again: Your buddy left, entered somewhere else and got busted coming back because whatever crappy 1980s IBM mainframe that runs your immigration system noticed he left the country days after the fact and flagged his passport.



Maybe but that isn't the point. People are saying Ralph can't go to the UK. I think even Null said it on MATI.
I'm not an immigration lawyer but I really don't see why not. The rules on the UK governments pages don't seem to bar him.



I doubt a DUI or something would matter at entry time. It would be more of an issue if you got into trouble in the country as failing to declare something you are required to would mean you entered the country illegally.

If you've ever been through Heathrow you know it looks like most of the terrorist generating nations of the world are having a conference in the departure area. Being from the US and looking like a senior citizen will probably mean that Ralph gets a single look from the border officer and then waved through. They have people with hooks for hands to deal with so no time to quiz a fat old white guy on which of the premium burger outlets he intends to visit to make sure he's legit.

I hate to break this to you but "British" meant "brown" since the empire days. This is what happens when you colonize every fucking country on the planet.

This is why when you step a foot into the UK, you quickly realize they do not speak English. It's a gutteral, mishmash of various pig latins thrown together like an eel pie.

Horrid country.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You know, every day Ralph gets closer and closer to the horrors of a job search. He'll fight it tooth and nail but any time Ralph makes a grand declaration like, "I will never be a SLAVE and get a job!" it inevitably falls apart and becomes completely false. I know it's very unlikely and you can rate me optimistic all you want but I am of the firm belief that you can set your watch to Ralph's hypocrisy.

 

[Hüftpriester]

As much as i hate to say it, the first takedown from dan wasn't exactly clean. He was going at cog and didn't realise dan was there. I wouldn't call it a sucker punch, but it was a bit of a dirty move. But the 2nd, 3rd adn 4th.. and fifth?

iirc, we don't really see the first takedown. It could've been just a push for all we know. Cause Ralph was allowed to get back up and as soon as he did, he seemed fine and was in Dan's face right before getting mogged and going down like a fat bitch.

Between the Dan beatdown and the Riley fight, we've seen Ralph:

-get dropped without putting up a fight
-instruct the people of Lisbon to call the police in English. ARREST HEEM.
-pull hair
-spit blood in an autistic woman's face
-sucker punch Riley
-display his bifurcated gunt twice.

The verdict: Ralph is fat pussy and in no shape to win any kind of a fight.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

You know, every day Ralph gets closer and closer to the horrors of a job search. He'll fight it tooth and nail but any time Ralph makes a grand declaration like, "I will never be a SLAVE and get a job!" it inevitably falls apart and becomes completely false. I know it's very unlikely and you can rate me optimistic all you want but I am of the firm belief that you can set your watch to Ralph's hypocrisy.

Well it’s going to be a day soon approaching. He’s losing pay pigs and with an economic downturn and increased gas prices they’ll have to make a very important decision between eating or having the gunt read their superchats.

The well is drying up piggie. Ralph the Walmart greeter arc is coming.

 

[Malaika]

Is that really your interpretation of that tweet?

I mean, constantly posting pictures of your daughter and then basically going "baws, thank da lawd for mah job else we be starvin' right now!" Seems a bit manipulative

 

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The well is drying up piggie. Ralph the Walmart greeter arc is coming.

 

[MeltyTW]

You know, every day Ralph gets closer and closer to the horrors of a job search. He'll fight it tooth and nail but any time Ralph makes a grand declaration like, "I will never be a SLAVE and get a job!" it inevitably falls apart and becomes completely false. I know it's very unlikely and you can rate me optimistic all you want but I am of the firm belief that you can set your watch to Ralph's hypocrisy.

I legit think that would be one of the few things that'd make ralph kill himself despite his cowardice no joke

 

[MediocreMilt]

As much as i hate to say it, the first takedown from dan wasn't exactly clean. He was going at cog and didn't realise dan was there.

Na. That's his own fault. You get unexpectedly ass-kicked by the friend of the guy you're trying to beat on, it's your own fault for assuming he was on his own.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

The Gunt never runs out of bridges to burn.

At some point Ralph's career will depend on him constantly making new friends so he has someone to publicly cut ties with while shitting his pants on stream.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

At some point Ralph's career will depend on him constantly making new friends so he has someone to publicly cut ties with while shitting his pants on stream.

sisco pls respond

 

[Freeman]

Ralph retweeted this, his self awareness is absolute zero.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph retweeted this, his self awareness is absolute zero.
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Is Harry mad at Gunt now for knocking up his ho daughter? I knew he wasn’t happy his granddaughter was born a bastard but didn’t know it had gotten to life ruination time.

Imagine a father who spends time with his new babies. Unlike Gunt Draper, who celebrated his daughter coming home from the hospital by leaving for ten days, then for her 8 week milestone took off for two weeks across the Atlantic to get his ass kicked. He’s making cherished memories with her in month three by gambling in AC and going Florida to beg BA not to steal his tiny remaining audience.

I mean, constantly posting pictures of your daughter and then basically going "baws, thank da lawd for mah job else we be starvin' right no!" Seems a bit manipulative

Jokes on Ralph. Nick is disgusted by his trailer trash bastards and probably thinks Rozy will just grow up to burn coal.

It’s funny watching Gunt boot lick a rich kid faggot from Chicago though. Given Ralph’s white trash history having to bow down to a spoiled kid half his age who thinks he’s trailer trash must burn his ass something awful.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He lives a really pathetic and empty joke of a life that is completely devoid of meaning and you really shouldn't expect anything more of him.

Who said they expect more of him or are surprised by his degeneracy? Literally no one feels that way at this point.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Nick is disgusted by his trailer trash bastards and probably thinks Rozy will just grow up to burn coal.

She most likely will, to be fair to Nick.

 

[MadStan]

Actual post from Ralph

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OMG. Nick finally got his wish. A guy (Ralph) is sucking his dick. On the net, too.

 

[Truly Rural]

Ralph retweeted this, his self awareness is absolute zero.
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This person is criminally stupid who ever they are. Why would anybody compare a father of an infant to the father of a 20 year old ho? Vickers should NOT be bathing Faith, dressing her, feeding her .... That's what Gunt should be doing with his infant daughter.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Ralph is just posting reaction images at this point. This is totally not forced or trying to impress/mimic a certain someone:

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Just leave Ralph alone!!!1

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[MeltyTW]

Just leave Ralph alone!!!1
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No? You inserted yourself in a dramasphere and kept asking "well what you going to do, no in fact ill ruin you!"

It's like the old internet with girls thinking they could own 4chan but they eventually realized that's a retarded idea

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Just leave Ralph alone!!!1
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The important thing to remember is that Ralph is the STAR. KILLSTREAM BABY!