Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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…. Anelise and Dani are munchies with thinly veiled eating disorders, but they're fine just because they aren't so obviously close to death?
I’m really surprised Anelise/Tina does not have her own thread here. She’s been consistently producing milk for years. She will say she is gonna stop posting about her health … and then between 2 days and 2 months later, she is back in all her glory.

Dani is a straight up liar and malingerer who is so short on intellect she can’t keep her stories straight. she is so bad at munching, it sort of feels like shooting fish in a bucket.
 
Denae Phillips Manchester aka poisonhivey part 2. When we left off, Denae had married her man-slave Brad and immediately gone from reasonably healthy to MCAS hospital-clogger jabbing herself with epi pens every few days. She is dangerously close to being told by one of the leading mast cell disease specialists on earth that she is full of shit and was denied a benadryl pump for the second time, she’s been referred to psych by her pain management clinic, and her autonomic neurologist has denied her the port she so desperately needs to combat her water allergy after it turns out she doesn’t have the disease she’s been claiming. She is hoping a new gastroenterologist will see the light and give her all the toys she desired.

“really hope my body will cooperate so I can verbally speak to him.” Here denae describes that she really does show up places - friends, doctors, whatever - and pretend her throat has swollen shut and she cannot speak, then wonders why they call her on her shit. She's headed to the new gastro.
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she has her appointment at long last, #powerport. Gee.
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Yep. She’s getting a port for saline to treat the dehydration from her water allergy. Saline... is water with salt in it. And her feeding tube formula is mixed with water. So... anyway she's been referred out to Metabolic Support for this because her GI doctor doesn't know enough about mast cell disease to set up saline or something.
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The next day "Need ER... saline... so dehydrated..." Through the magic of fake allergies she turns “er for magic salt water” to a hospital vacation. She's transferred to Brigham & Women's Faulkner campus by ambu to get a private room. Cheysindisguise was Cheyanne’s handle before she became hospital princess. Taylor is deceased.
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Better document my ambu ride. Hello Brynn. Brynn will be discussed in full soon.
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In case you were wondering what these girls get out of this, the gifts and endless attention Denae gets every time she's in the hospital, mostly from her family and normie friends she met in college/grad school, should be a clue.
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She needs epi pens but grandma and grandpa’s ghosts tell her to keep fighting and never give up and that gives her the strength to not die. Can’t wait for that port!
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LOL she gets sent home with a PICC and isn’t allowed to administer her own medications through it then they discharge her after the "most horrific one-week hospital experience of my life."
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The next day we’re back in the hospital! #powerport
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Followed by another tantrum because she still has the PICC and still can’t administer meds through it. She wants to switch to Afrin now because Castells isn’t giving her everything she wants. Like Cheyanne, she wants to find someone who will follow his protocols long-distance without her having to see him in person.
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Blew off the pain clinic psychologist because muh reakshun
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looks like she peeled the skin off her lip to make it swell up. Trying to force them to give her a port.
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“incompetent, egotistical physicians.” oh the projection! Here she’s chimping because Castells doesn’t want to give her IV benny and is now telling her it’s psychosomatic.
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Feeding tube shit. Now claiming to be bedridden.
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Temperature changes are her biggest trigger.
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McDreamy. I know we all joke about the Teddy Bear Sign but for real the Grey’s Anatomy Sign is a thing.
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Her husband’s close friend died so she had a medical emergency and made him take her to the ER because the attention was not on her. Yet another hospital, Good Samaritan Medical Center.
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She wins the battle to be able to run salt water through her PICC. #innappropriatesinustachycardia but she still can’t get her hard-earned gosh ding darned port!
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Still tagging POTS, which she does not have.
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A lot of people wake up a little puffy in the morning.
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Here we learn she moved back in with her parents because her medical care was too intense for just Brad. She needs all hands on deck.
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STUPID CORAM GAVE HER A BIG, OLD PUMP!!! She wants the small ones like all the other girls have so she can infuse on the go for maximum attention! Even though she’s allegedly bedbound.
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And having won that battle, her tube is now clogged again.
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Rare disease day, thank you for revolving your lives around me!
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Smolbbygirl gets kid’s epi pens. Also she’s been getting the lower dose epi pens this whole time because “my dysautonomia is bad”.
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Blog post. This time we learn that her neuro is Dr. Peter Novak. His reviews are evenly split between patients singing his praises and people saying they had a stroke thanks to him. Fascinating.
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Another blog entry about her tricky health,
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This girl must have been a pretty big drinker with all these booze jokes she’s making. Also her husband is now her doctor and she got her new pump.
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I love this girl’s sickface selfies more than I can possibly express.
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Like I want to see the b-roll on this one. You know there’s like 20 other pics from this shoot of her trying to figure out how to make this look like she’s sick and not like she’s using the muscles in her chin to hold her lip out to the side. She took them, scrolled through, and went “yes, this one looks convincing” and then she uploaded it to the internet for me to laugh at. What a queen!
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Reacting to hair product.
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Look at my toys! Madeleine/MC has made her leggings.
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Back at Brigham and Women’s and getting epi-jabbed in the bathroom. Brigham tells her there’s nothing else they can do for her because she failed every treatment and is even reacting to homeopathic bullshit-water. Trying compounded meds. Reactive to ALL dye. Don’t worry, Afrin is here to save the day! She's being referred to an onco who will follow Afrin's protocols
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I love how she keeps saying she reacts to literally everything then pulling out another food she was still eating.
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Ice cream still on the menu. Lovebombing the man-slave again.
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#notenoughalcohol
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Finally getting her central line, a double lumen tunneled central lin. Look at that smug grin!
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Here's her blog entry. Getting her line but also setting up for when she might need TPN in the future. She’ll be getting at-home oxygen, florinef (steroid), mestinon (myasthenia gravis drug used off-label for POTS), and midodrine, which I just learned is only available as generic because the manufacturer stopped making it after the FDA almost pulled it from the market over safety concerns. Neat! Castells is still refusing to try anything new, by which Denae means “refusing to give continuous benadryl,” because her mast cells are too unstable. The only thing she’s not reactying to now is ativan, lmao. Appointment with Onco trying to find someone to follow Afrin’s demands. And she’s looking into an angel flight, which is the same charity chey used and then tried to pretend was an air ambulance when their website states they can’t do any medical treatment during the flight, for when she flys to minnesota to meet the good doc.
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Reading afrin’s book. He’s so amazing!
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Yeah see, this is what Afrin’s treatment gets you: massive steroid bloating. Taylor was like 19 in this picture.
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Lol she does not get her hickman because she’s been using too much epinephrine, her heart rate is way too high, and she might aspirate. They’re postponing it until she’s more stable. She reacts when she gets home to temperature changes and then reacts again to rubbing alcohol. Can’t wait to find a GOOD doctor who will follow Afrin’s protocols!
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Never too sick to show off my toys for good christian folks.
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Oxygen down to 76% but the hospitals won’t help her because she’s too severe. :story:
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The hospital is now refusing to do anything unless she gets a cardiac workup because her heart rate is constantly through the roof.
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But she’s CLEARED! Only thing that’s wrong is that pesky heart rate… the exact thing they sent her in to get to the bottom of.
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Hoping to get her oxygen! Also her autonomic specialist told her to stop spiking herself with epinephrine before her heart explodes just like Castells did.
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So she uses it anyway, because when a munchie hears about potential consequences to their actions their little brains light up like it's 4th of July. Dr. Butterfield is an allergist/immunologist with Mayo Clinic.
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Seeing new doctors, including one who will prescribe her oxygen since her other one apparently backed out, but she STILL DOES NOT GET HER PORT!!!! And this woman is leaving practice soon but can't believe how Denae has survived the harrowing experience of being told she's not sick over and over again.
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If she left her house without Brad once in a while I’d believe she was actually a closet drunk and all the “tremors” and “seizure-like episodes” she complains about were just the shakes.
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She gets her compounded meds and now we learn Brad hasn’t been working because he spends all his time taking care of her.
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She has gotten her oxygen at long last.
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I wonder why her heart rate is always so so high. Also, arthirits now.
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Yes, I too can make my face look puffy by squeezing my cheek muscles.
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We learn the little girl who fractured her skull was only 8 when it happened. Up until this point when I was writing, i thought it was a teenager who could conceivably stack up with Denae in a fight but nope, little girl.
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Infantalizing continues.
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One thing I truly appreciate about Denae is she name drops ALL of her doctors eventually. This DeAngelo dude is a normal oncologist with an interest in mastocytosis and mast cell leukemia. She’s bringing out all of her toys for the appointment.
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Predictably, he tells her no. No chemo, no experimental treatments, no benadryl pump, no further appointments because she doesn’t have mastocytosis. Dr. Castells is awful now because all she’s offering is aspirin and her next move is some onco in Rhode Island who will follow Afrin’s protocol.
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Ew this nasty bitch is trying to get them to give her a button by letting mold grow in her tube. And she wants a hickman! 77% oxygen but with it enough to post a novel on instagram. Sure.
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More about how she was SPED herself before she started teaching it. Starting to see where her obsession with disabled = special came from. Also why she's so fucking bad at this.
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Gets her tube change, tries to turn it into a hospitalization.
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Constant state of pre-anaphylaxis.
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ER BAD. So now what it looks like is she’s trying to force the IV benadryl issue. Castells will only let her do IM or mix it into 250mL of saline and let it infuse slowly, not a straight shot to her heart.
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Hanging out with my friends, better make sure all my lines and toys are showing.
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Another food she can eat when convenient.
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She had trouble learning to ride a bike because of many learning challenges and knock knees.
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Doctor BAD and give BAD advice! Sounds like her doctor thinks it's anxiety and exposure will make her stop panicking but she's actually just straight up faking so this is just feeding into it.
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CADD PUMP BAD!
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She gets an oxygen concentrator and she’s allergic to it.
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Better make sure my picc is in the pic.
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She wants a PCA before her husband is allowed to go back to work because she blacks out during her really real anaphylaxis.
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Pay attention to me god dammit!! lol @ mightywell shilling their PICC covers in the comments.
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Castells is done with her and passing her off to Afrin
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picture it. You marry an attractive athletic woman with a masters degree and the next day she starts to go straight down the munchie path. A year later she’s covered in tubes and you’re pushing her around in a wheelchair, not allowed to work because you need to be constantly available to treat her medical crises and ferry her to appointments. You may say yourself “this is not my beautiful wife.” And you may ask yourself, “well, how did I get here?”
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She’s allergic to the smell of paper.
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Husband actually sick, better fake an emergency so he doesn't get any ideas.
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For some reason this post’s comments are just full of people trying to sell her followers. Also lol it looks like you just rubbed your face or just woke up.
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Making her account private would have also kept me from doing this because I’m too lazy to make a convincing sock account. Bless.
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Obligatory theme park, but it's from her healthy days.
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Her feeding tube button is too tight and she’s getting cellulitis from it. They do not immediately change it.
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She has a hard time sitting up straight for some reason so now they had to move the cat bed so she could pay attention to her animal without any effort on her part.
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She broke her manky feeding tube because they did not immediately change it.
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“pulled through” her tube change like it was really touch and go for a minute there.
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Lol her new sickface is to push her lower jaw out slightly while tilting her camera. She really spoils me.
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So were you measured incorrectly or did you eat yourself to a bigger size because you had the steroid hungries?
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This girl should be concerned if her heart rate is really this high all the time.
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Boston doctor BAD and NOT GOOD!
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You did actually ask for this. Begged for it. In multiple hospitals and ERs across the Boston metro area.
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Third anaphylactic shock this week. Good grief.
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Cheyanne is now sending her special tube formula.
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Blink twice if you need help, Brad.
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Reminiscing on when she used to eat tons of food and drink like a fish.
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BOSTON DOCTOR BAD!! Pain management doc laughs at her for wanting ketamine infusions and only ketamine infusions and saying she's allergic to lidocaine. Tells her to go to a different hospital then passes her back to Castells. Congratulations on being radioactive!
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55mL/hr, 1320 calories per day if she’s infusing 24 hours a day, but she also doesn’t move, eats orally, and has no muscle mass, so that’s plenty.
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These girls pretending they can’t walk, what a joke.
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Hi cheyanne! It’s weird to see you not looking like a kyphotic pumpkin.
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Ice cream still on the menu.
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Cereal still on the menu.
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No, you’re not looking younger. You're infantalizing.
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Lol you never leave the house. What do you expect?
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It’s really weird to commemorate this shit.
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High heart rate, bone pain…
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fever, worse pain, swelling…
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Felt sepsisy, might delete later idk.
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Yep, it’s sepsis and it’s from her PICC. Goodbye picc-friend
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Lol “can’t take any usual meds to bring down the fever so we used dilaudid.
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Discharged after a week, no new central line.
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Here we get another blog post. She wrote it while still hospitalized. She says she had Psuedomonas aeruginosa which is a multi-drug resistant opportunistic colonizer, and Enterobacter cloacae which is a part of normal gut flora. Denae, did you rub poopoo caca in your line? It's apparently super common to have E. cloacae contaminate a central line just because it's common and like, you use your phone while pooping and you wash your hands but don't disinfect your phone, etc etc. But with how much she's been wailing about the PICC and how she absolutely needs a tunneled line and the fact that she's broken tubes she didn't like to force them to switch them out, I can't help but get a little suspicious that she's been intentionally reckless. She didn’t want the stupid PICC and it’s the bad terrible doctors’ fault that she didn’t get her port. I’m going to guess the doctor who shall not be named with “a lot of reputation” is Novak, the autonomic neurologist although it might be castells. They weren’t even giving her saline while she was inpatient because of it lol. And she will not be getting a new line anytime soon, possibly not ever. Bad doctors acting like her opinion doesn’t matter! BOSTON DOCTOR BAD!!!!!!!
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A few days later we get our final blog post. It’s just self-congratulatory bullshit leading up to a donation link, but the link is dead.
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Blood pooling where? This is a normal leg. It’s just pale as shit because you never go outside.
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Clogged her tube, another “swelling” selfie where she’s very obviously pushing her lower jaw out.
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First shot is undone hair, taken from a distance with the camera below eye level, and she’s contorting her features again. The cannula also gives a horizontal line where there should not be one which makes it look wider. Second one her hair is done and framing her face to make it look narrower, no cannula, and it’s taken at close range from a fat girl angle which makes her chin look small and pointed. This angle would also make her forehead look comically large if she didn’t crop it out.
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Oh hi Red! Over the course of writing these I have discovered that you are also a munchie and I dislike that because I feel used now. I even took down a post about you and have, for my entire “career” since then, cited you as one of the reasons I am very very careful when posting because that one time I doxed an actually sick girl just because she happened to be friends with Amanda Winig. Oh well. I saw a bunch of girls wearing these “allergic to life” bracelets over the years and it turns out Red (real name: Ashley Anne Carroll) sold them.
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Anaphylaxis show for her doctor. “Sometimes even I have trouble believing what is happening to me.” You don’t say. Now reacting to sunlight.
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Baby’s first sepsis. Cheyanne also has Enterobacter cloacae in her line and is septic now. This was right after Chey made her whole family move to SC so she could follow Afrin’s protocols.
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Can’t eat orally because MCAS, can’t run her feeds because she needs to use her tube for electrolyte water. Why won’t they just give her a central line back??? Novak wants to start IVIG, Castells wants to get her desensitized to Xolair. Midodrine “stopped working.”
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Ice cream still fine.
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Cheyanne does not die and gets a lot of attention from others in the spooniverse.
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Have you considered going outside?
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Thinly veiled jealousy that Chey got her line replaced while she’s still picc-less
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GIVE IVIG DAMMIT. GIVE CENTRAL LINE. GIVE SOMETHING TO DENAE. Why does no one give anything to Denae!? Just more stupid epipens that everyone gets!
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See, denae, if you stuck to this as your sickface I'd still make fun of you but it wouldn't be quite as laughable as the shit you've been pulling up to now and what you will be pulling in the future.
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Mad that the actual research hospitals she’s going to call her on her shit because they know better while people might still be able to snow their small down PCP. BOSTON DOCTOR BAD!
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But good news, she’s getting IVIG and her central line soon now that she’s ramped her epi pen use up to almost once per day!
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I really can’t tell you how many posts I skip over that are either: a pic of a spent epi pen or feeding tube formula, a throwback to when she was healthy with a caption about how brave and wonderful she is, adult coloring book pages, or lovebombing Brad.
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Claiming to have trouble swallowing. Her swallowing test is totally normal. They want pics of her before and during anaphylaxis which is going to be a tall order when she's never had it. Going to the gastro to get a new central line because this is just ridiculous now, people. She’s gone weeks without a line!
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The GI agrees she desperately needs a line because she can’t run her tube feeds and water. Recall that her tube feed is a powder she mixes with water. One doctor still doesn’t want her to have it and he has the final say but GI will be discussing it with Novak. They celebrate by getting ice cream, which Denae makes them wait for despite that there’s a gas leak.
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Whoops, looks like that didn’t go her way.
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Another new doctor.
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This doctor was also a JERK who didn’t give Denae what she wanted! BOSTON DOCTOR BAD!!!! But good news, Afrin had a cancellation and she was able to move her appointment up by two months!
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Munchie love party!
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How many doctors have told you this is all in your head?
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Yep. They’re movin to South Carolina where doctors will follow Afrin’s protocols. She even brings up that Cheyanne did the same thing six months earlier.
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Planned admission to the hospital while her doctors try to find something that works without giving her a new central line.
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BOSTON DOCTOR BAD!!!!!!
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But she wins the battle and, with a smug grin, gets her new line installed. It appears the doctor she, chey, and a few others we will discuss soon see who follows Afrin’s instructions is a concierge like Trevino who charges an annual fee to be part of his inner circle.
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Admitted overnight for pain management, has “full blown ana” and a seizure overnight. Rapid response called. “dilaudid work your magic.”
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Getting a short break from the hospital before she’s hospitalized again before she goes to see Afrin where she anticipates she will be hospitalized.
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Nope, she had “anaphylaxis” to make sure she could stay. And again with pushing her lower jaw out. Denae this does not look like swelling, it looks like you have an underbite.
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All of these reactions are to the stuff they’re using to disinfect her line but she needs it because precious precious salt water.
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Neither of you ever have “swollen tomato faces” although Chey did look like the moon emoji for a minute there.
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Still in the hospital for these extreme reactions, now getting an EEG for her seizure-like tremors. No update on that.
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Hospital birthday!
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Lmao I can’t stop laughing that she thinks pushing her jaw out makes her look like she’s having anaphylaxis instead of like she’s a badly-bred pug.
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She’s home! You remember how this hospitalization was to find solutions that did not involve a central line? Yeah she faked anaphylaxis daily to get out of trialing anything new.
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And we’re heading to Minnesota! She’s so grateful she’s finally allowed to push meds through her central line like she’s been demanding for a year. Look at that satisfied smirk!
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And another pug selfie.
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Prolonged seizure. Ask Katie Stanina how much fun those actually are when you get a chance, Denae. But nothing’s going to stop her from seeing God-Afrin!
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The good doc himself. Denae is a classic case of severe mast cell disease and possibly also has COPD or pulmonary fibrosis.
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She just had a 24hr urine in the hospital in Massachusetts but I guess it didn’t show what she wanted because she’s getting another done in Minnesota.
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She’s home but she still hasn’t found anyone locally who will follow Afrin’s recommendations.
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Natasha Coates the britbong MCAS munchie was in the ICU with pneumonia or something, so denae makes a post about “the swells” and organ swelling and seizures she’s been having. Also she is just really loving potentiating pain meds with IV benadryl, what a revelation!
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New toob. Now that she’s been told she has pulmonary issues they’re really affecting her quality of life.
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“Benadryl flowing like booze.”
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I assume there’s some med fet going on at this point.
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Neuro issues, pulmonary issues, meeting yet another new doctor. What she’s describing with her eyes is nystagmus and it’s common when you’re drugging yourself to the gills with sedatives every day. The solution is to stop doing that. (it’s also why your vision ‘skips’ when you’re very drunk. If you ever take a field sobriety test they make you follow a target back and forth with your eyes. A drunk person’s eyes are not able to smoothly track the target and will have involuntary deviations from nystagmus.)
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She blows off her new doctor and the staff are VERY RUDE!
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Going to the pulmonologist. Doesn’t update. Guess it was another ‘you’re fine, go home.’
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lol, referred to psych were we?
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I wonder why people think you’re faking when you brag about eating ice cream every day. And your anaphylaxis selfies are just you giving yourself an underbite…
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Husband sick, must fake emergency.
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The utter contempt all these women have for the doctors that are trying to keep them from killing themselves for social media clout…BOSTON DOCTOR BAD!!!! Brad BEST DOCTOR EVER!!!
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I don’t know what pain medication she’s on but this sounds like opiate withdrawal (with the caveat I’ve never experienced it but have been around someone who has.)
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Looks like sunburn, rubbing her nose, mild flushing from steroids, but not like it’s a serious allergy attack.
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#overinflatedego
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So basically Novak and Castells are both done with her bullshit and won’t deal with her constantly demanding more treatment/that they listen to Afrin’s protocol and not their own judgement and have cottoned on to the fact that as soon as she gets one thing she wants, she moves onto the next with no break. Documenting every blood draw and epi pen for social media probably hasn't made this better. BOSTON DOCTOR BAD
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Denae sad. Why no IVIG?
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Doing DNRS, dynamic neural retraining system, a proprietary woo method that claims to cure everything from anxiety to heart disease. If you google it you will get “DNRS scam” as one of your suggested searches. One of the top hits is the MEpedia, my favorite hive for ME/CFS truthers who push unscientific bullshit but even they are saying DNRS is a scam that doesn’t work. But Denae knows it’s not a scam! She’s been researching for a year. I mean, it’s not going to kill her to watch dvds and she’ll maybe get some placebo effect from it, so whatever. I just don’t like that this woman shills her shit to desperate people dying of cancer.
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Dude just be a run of the mill drunk like the rest of us, it's fine.
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I really have to say my research buddy and I have been having fun recreating her sickface/sadface selfies and sending them to each other.
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She has a bedside commode. I’m sure you wanted to picture her shitting in a bucket next to her sleeping husband for attention.
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Lol you’re just pouting.
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Now that she’s hanging out with the jesus crew she is suddenly super religious. Before this she was a “Cheaster” Catholic.
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Might move to minnesota, reacts to everything except dilaudid.
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Her current safe foods include apples, bread, pasta, french fries, and tomatoes.
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And ice cream of course.
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Pouting and relaxing your eyelids is not angioedema.
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Neither is pulling your head back and puffing your cheeks out. Three months after she saw him Afrin finally has a plan for her.
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Rare disease day, another chance to screech about bad incompetent egotistical doctors. BOSTON DOCTOR BAD!!!!!
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Lol she fucked up her central line and needs to get it replaced. Gets versed AND fentanyl for the occasion!
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Yes, your lips are quite full naturally and you know how to pout to make them look bigger. We can see the muscles in your chin are tensed up to roll your lip out.
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Lmao that’s not flushing, it’s a shadow. We have eyes. This is a visual platform. Holy shit.
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You know for all she complains about how super pale she is, she’s the same complexion as most of the other women in her family in most photos.
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BOSTON DOCTOR BAD!!!
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Dehydrated despite running fluids into both her Jtube and her veins but she’s also retaining water weight. Steroids will do that.
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For a long time she’s just posting on repeat: epi pen selfies, “be brave, I am very brave, I will kick mast cell butt!!!” bullshit, and lovebombing her husband. In April we learn that it’s because they are moving to South Carolina in three days because BOSTON DOCTOR BAD!!!
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She’s on medicare but it doesn’t cover the fees for the doctor who will take orders from Afrin. The “before and after” in the bottom left oh my god.
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Her diet basically consists of ice cream and candy. By the way they’re still in boston.
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Her entire social media history she’s glorified her 20s as the time when she was truly happy and doing things she never dreamed she would accomplish, internships in DC, study abroad in Africa, vacations to Europe, and a year of volunteering with AmeriCorps in Florida bookending college parties and happy friendships and it’s those memories that keep her from ending it now. Now she was depressed and suicidal in her 20s and had no will to live but today she’s a warrior who won’t let the disease win.
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Developing a gut while her leg muscles are evaporating from refusing to walk most days.
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sleepy selfie and…
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Her line is clogged.
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Finally on May 20, 2017 they leave for South Carolina but at least she doesn’t force her ancient arthritic cat with kidney disease to come along. He stays with her parents where he has lived for most of his life and dies a year later.
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We are blessed with many sickface selfies along the way.
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...I wonder why your doctors in Boston don’t believe this is a real reaction anymore.
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She’s finally in SC and united with her true love in life, Cheyanne Perry.
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They moved here not even knowing if this doctor would take on her case. Again lovebombing Brad with pics of their wedding lest he start to wonder why he just left everyone he loved and moved across the country for this woman.
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Brynn’s here too. Hint hint.
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She moved all this way because no one in boston would give a continuous diphenhydramine infusion pump. BOSTON DOCTOR BAD!!!
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She’s now on Medicaid which means she’s an even bigger leech on society! I wouldn’t care if she was sick, but she isn’t. She’s lazy and an attention-seeking retard. And for some reason Cheyanne's mom was the one who got her insurance situated for her?
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Can’t wait for that CDI!!!
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Success! The new (private) oncologist is willing to follow afrin’s suggestions just like he does for Cheyanne! She’s also going to start Gleevec which Cheyanne also tried.
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It almost makes the underbite look convincing.
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New pump! Let the CDI begin!
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Ahahahahah holy shit holy fuck, I thought this was a one-time deal. Nope, she does this “swollen tongue” selfie multiple times, uploads it multiple times and never once goes “nah that’s too obvious.” Allergic to the benadryl.
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Never too sick for ice cream!
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Benadryl failed, she now wants IV steroids but she totally doesn’t want IV steroids.
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New GI, better put on a show.
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Here we learn that her brain injury happened riiiight after she met Brad. Shocker. I’m still convinced that while she was probably injured it was nowhere near as bad as she’s claiming and she was just malingering, then when that didn’t work out she moved onto the cool spoonie diseases.
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She needs her tube changed but the hospital isn’t ready for such a special and complex case.
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Still just pouting. Now sucking in her upper lip with glasses slid half down her nose for the full Steve Urkel effect.
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IV phenergan
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now all her joints are subluxing.
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Thank god for compliant doctors who do whatever I want as long as the money shows up!
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Someone says she’s not doing this flush properly and risking infection. IDK enough about this to comment but she’s very often just relaxing with a syringe hanging out of her line.
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Anyway, Sepsis Anniversary!
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In case you were wondering what the Good Doctor Afrin’s protocol gets you, let’s look at Taylor. I will not be going too deep into her history because she was very young and now she is deceased. Taylor was a high school athlete before her illness (real or fabricated), after which she became one of Afrin’s patients and was prescribed high dose steroids. Within a two years she was morbidly obese, diabetic, and bald with osteoporosis, osteonecrosis, and fatty tumors strangling her spinal nerves – epidural lipomatosis. The lipomas ran along the entire length of her spine and she also had multiple spinal fractures from the osteonecrosis. She woke up one day unable to feel her legs and by the time they found and removed the tumors the paralysis had moved up to her chest and she could no longer breathe independently. After months of being in the hospital on a trach and experiencing bouts of sepsis, she gave up, refused all further treatment, and passed away at age 20. And in case you were wondering…
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Afrin is on the board of the charity foundation she created.
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And so is Cheyanne.
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And Brynn. The social media associated with this foundation is crawling with other girls all vying for IV steroids for their totally real mast cell reactions and the cycle fucking continues.
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Including Madeleine aka "MC" who made Denae the leggings and who has volunteered as our next victim.
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That was sad, here’s Denae pretending her tongue is swollen again to cheer us back up. I love that this is her new “totally real anaphylaxis” face.
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THAT’S A LOT OF FUCKING BENADRYL. If she’s actually using all of this it’s 700 mg of diphenhydramine in a day.
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Goes to the ER for a broken central line. Say it loud: her blood’s black and proud! Well that can’t be good. She says its from low blood oxygen but google seems to think chemo drugs can also do this. Or she's fucking with the contrast.
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Oh thanks for finally doxing your oncologist. I knew it wouldn’t take too long. Mark Allen O’Rourke, although I’m unsure if he’s just doing this procedure or if he’s the one she moved to see.
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How does she keep getting worse at this?
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Congratulations on growing a double chin I guess.
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Taylor’s dying.
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But omg yay new benadryl!!!
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Taylor dies.
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Denae is suddenly really interested in remission and getting back into society.
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Lol nah she’s just gonna keep pushing drugs into her body and laughing about the bad effects this abuse is having.
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One last post about Denae after this. She's very funny and prolific but she's gotten herself into a loop of sickface selfies, spent epipens, and lovebombing her husband (and courting Cheyanne on the side!) Now that she no longer has BAD BOSTON DOCTORS!! to provide her with drama in her life she needs to either pull a tremendous stunt or stagnate. Guess which one she picks!
 
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Hello dear munchiethread, I've come to visit and I'm bringing a friend.
I wonder if Munchausen's exists for mental health issues. That would actually be an excellent market for these scam therapists.
It 100% does, and that's why I'm quoting you here instead of the HAES thread we were just in, since this is more appropriate for me to drop these:

Step 1. We establish the premise: Fake disorders are popular.

Step 2. Self-diagnosis time!

Step 3. Munchies seek attention.
 
I’m really surprised Anelise/Tina does not have her own thread here. She’s been consistently producing milk for years. She will say she is gonna stop posting about her health … and then between 2 days and 2 months later, she is back in all her glory.

Dani is a straight up liar and malingerer who is so short on intellect she can’t keep her stories straight. she is so bad at munching, it sort of feels like shooting fish in a bucket.
The morality sperging on reddit and faux hand wringing is the same kinda shit that goes on in the Eugenia sub. Yawnnnnnn.

Interesting to see Kat going full throttle. Wonder how long she's gonna last...and will she have some death is imminent epiphany, or if she'll insist she's no munchie til the bitter end.
 
Dani did not find her. Lori, the woman she OD'd with, was the only one there that night and discovered Kaydee's body with "frothy" blood coming out of her nose. Lori texted Kaydee's mom and scrubbed the bathroom clean before the cops arrived. https://www.courant.com/breaking-news/hc-norwalk-death-investigation-0518-20170517-story.html

This is the page of her thread with the first couple of articles kiwi's found about her death. Dani was nowhere near or involved in Kaydee's death. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kadeeliveslife-kadee-konstantino.21983/page-30

Dani ought to be careful. Kaydee had tried for years to convince everyone around her that she was an addict, and she died like an addict. Chasing after that kind of attention has a way of making the Universe want to grant your wish.

EDIT: I just realized you meant that Dani is saying she found Kelly's body OD'd on the bathroom floor, not Kaydee's body. I do not know the details of how Kelly died, but the story she is telling does sound an awfully lot like stealing how Kaydee died.
I was farting around on FB and noticed that albeit Dani is listed as a friend of the still active page of Kelly, going back, there are no comments from Dani despite her being her BFF 4 LYFE. found it.... well.... as inconsistent as her current claims of 2 ER visits in a day yet no pictures and claiming massive constipation of her intestines jam packed with doodie despite not being able to tolerate 10oz/day tube feeds. you know, just in time for her GES.
 
I was farting around on FB and noticed that albeit Dani is listed as a friend of the still active page of Kelly, going back, there are no comments from Dani despite her being her BFF 4 LYFE. found it.... well.... as inconsistent as her current claims of 2 ER visits in a day yet no pictures and claiming massive constipation of her intestines jam packed with doodie despite not being able to tolerate 10oz/day tube feeds. you know, just in time for her GES.
Oh that's just a Dani-related phenomenon. She's so self absorbed she rarely, if ever, interacts with anyone on their own pages, even if they're allegedly her best friend. She'll post pics of them and tag them on her own pages because that gets attention for her, but she won't bother to interact with their posts at all. Or read them for that matter.
 
Oh that's just a Dani-related phenomenon. She's so self absorbed she rarely, if ever, interacts with anyone on their own pages, even if they're allegedly her best friend. She'll post pics of them and tag them on her own pages because that gets attention for her, but she won't bother to interact with their posts at all. Or read them for that matter.
thanks for that bit of detail, helps better understanding the overall picture as i haven't been following anywhere near as long as most folks, but put that way, makes complete sense. also, want to thank you for your timelines and input! not only is it helpful but genuinely thoughtful to put together for others! :)
 
Denae Phillips Manchester Part the Third. Part 1 she secured a man-slave and immediately started faking allergies to everything. Part 2 all her doctors in Boston caught onto her bullshit and she had to move to South Carolina to find an oncologist willing to listen to an unscrupulous quack half a continent away and she also upped her sickface selfie with the classic "swollen tongue" look. This one she actually maybe learns a lesson after running head-first into a brick wall a few times!

Lol lol lol remember all those pulse ox readings she was constantly beating her chest about, where her oxygen was down to 75% and her heart rate was 150 but the hospital wouldn't treat her because she was too severe? Yeah turns out none of that was accurate because of Reynaud's Phenomenon. This is very common in women and usually not part of a larger syndrome but it does cause those finger pulse ox's to fail worse than usual. They have to use this stupid halo to get an accurate read on her. I love her totally real angioedema in the pic. Only wish we could see the nurse's "is this bitch for real?" face.
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Which is apparently what happened because we get SOUTH CAROLINA DOCTOR BAD!! in the next post.
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You JUST told us these things are inaccurate. #seizuresssuck. Person in the comments tells her she needs Klonopin for her MCAS. Tell me it's not anxiety again?
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SHE WENT AS AN EPI PEN FOR HALLOWEEN lmao girl get some actual interests.
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Taylor just died from steroids, now denae wants them too! Or 'chemo' or IVIG. Something, anything, that will validate her as a rare and special zebra.
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IDK what the dark spots are on her eyeballs. Anyone? The only thing I could find on google was possibly dry eye related injuries. Here, have some more totally real swollen tongue pics!
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And another one where she’s very obviously pouting and sucking in her upper lip. It’s amazing. In the beginning of her account I had to analyze her sickface selfies to show that she was abusing focal length and lighting to give the illusion of swelling. Now all I have to do is say "lol look at her chin".
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Oh. She’s hospitalized because it’s her birthday. Of course. We are blessed with another bounty of fake reactions and oh my fuck how is she so bad at this?!
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These are for children with autism. Way to give away your “seizures” are not real. But she got her IV steroids!
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Stupid nurse accidentally gave her toradol instead of tramadol! Tapering off the steroids for now. Congratulations again on your double chin. She can run fluids through her tube while eating orally now that there's an IV saline shortage.
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Yep, she tried but failed t blur it out. Her regular oncologist is Mark Allen O’Rourke. She’s on hydroxyurea which is sometimes used for MCAS in people who do not fit the munchie profile according to this here journal. Of course she calls it "chemo" because, like her rants in part 2 about how much she resented that cancer patients got immediate top-notch care while people with ~rare invisible diseases~ were told it was in their heads, she wants that Cancer Clout. This will only get worse.
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Cheyanne’s mom hanging out with them all the time really, really weirds me out. Ma'am you're like 55. Get some friends your own age.
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Can’t keep going on like this. . .
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ICE CREAM!
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Cheyanne about to start her liver failure saga!
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She broke her line again.
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Oh, she was also into the television show ER as a kid, and wanted to be a nurse before she decided on public health. The hyperfocus on sick/disabled = loved and cared for makes so much more sense with every passing day.,
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And she watched Unrest, the ME/CFS documentary by Jennifer Brea that is basically the best comedy film of our generation.
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Oh my god, her eyes are actually almost swollen in this one! Sure it's still just bad angles and manipulating her fat facial features but it's almost convincing if you didn't already see the 500 pics of her sticking her tongue, chin, and/or lips out.
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Another success now that they know which doctors will be compliant. Heading to an allergist and MCAS expert in Atlanta. And the CDI they moved to get was not the miracle cure she hoped for so we’re back to regular iv.
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New tube who dis?
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But she's having a good day! She walked a whole five minutes!
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Welp. At least this time she’s just saying she feels bad and not that this is super real anaphylaxis.
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Gettin’ that tilite aero z! Why do allergic reactions require an ultra-light wheelchair?
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Another great doctor! This one is the guy in Atlanta and he wants to increase her hydroxyurea dose
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Yet another central line replacement. She needs a bigger hickman because the small tunneled lines are not sufficient for her needs.
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It didn't go well.
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She experiences actual pain. They went in to put the line on her right side, where the old one was, but couldn't because of scar tissue. She lost a lot of blood while they failed to do that then moved to the other side. She crashed and had to be intubated. They weren't able to give her a transfusion nor could they give her the pain medications she usually gets (dilaudid) because she's constantly screeching about anaphylaxis to everything so she just has to deal with it. Hoping there's no blood clots though!
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Days after discharge, turns out she needs a blood transfusion. It goes well but she's in really bad bone pain.
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Oh whoops. A few days later it turns out she has a real big blood clot in her leg and needs to be on blood thinners. She could have easily died. She’s hospitalized again and still no dilaudid! Only oxycodone and tramadol. After years of claiming to be in 19/10 pain every day she is finally experiencing something that is genuinely wretchedly painful and she doesn't like it.
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She’s released and well. Yanno that kid that cheyanne hangs out with that I’m weirded out by because either she’s really sick and these adult fakers are skinwalking her or she’s being munchausen by proxied and either way it’s gross? Yeah this is how young she is when they start hanging out with her. Barely-able-to-write-letters-properly young.
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Fat, roids, terrible camera angle. Moonface is a good look on you!
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Here’s where Cheyanne finds out she has a pseudo-obstruction and her colon is destroyed.
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Yes the cure is stop being a munchie and go to the gym.
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Obligatory “shouldn’t have done this but it was WORTH IT!” I guess the steroid weight gain is wearing thin.
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It’s a miracle she’s alive.
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Cousin visits, better put on a show.
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I can’t tell you how uncomfortable I am about these adult munchies who know they are faking hanging out with this child who thinks they aren't.
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She broke her feeding tube again and intestine-juice went all over her.
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Cotton candy is a safe food.
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Lol your hands got fat and also swelled from water retention from steroids and/or summer heat. Most likely you also got sweat trapped under the band and your skin broke down a little. The swelling queen is in the comments.
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The girl that died is giving her strength to get through another wholly unnecessary medical procedure.
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She has PTSD from that one time she was in actual pain.
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The blood clot is gone! But she wonders if it's even worth it to go on like this.
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The kid has sepsis. The kid is 11. I do not like this.
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She got her custom whip!
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And celebrated by walking behind it. BUT! It's her PT, which she's working on for real now that she learned how not-fun it is to be truly bedbound for a few days from the DVT. Actually, you will notice a change right about here. Between the painful/dangerous situation she just experienced, the fact that they weren't giving her the pain relief she expected because she was constantly crying wolf about anaphylaxis, and her friends also having dire consequences (some of them even dying from it), Denae starts to actually be compliant with a treatment plan. More than that, she starts letting Brad taste little bits of freedom.
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Meanwhile, Chey gets her colon yanked out.
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Denae is having stroke-like symptoms now. Still trying to work on a convincing puffy face.
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The IV benadryl shortage begins and is my favorite new character of this season.
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Now that she has a wheelchair, she can go up and down the stairs without help.
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She’s retaining a ton of fluid now. That's not a great sign. She admits she gained 50 lbs in a year. It's just water weight!!!!!!
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But she’s not in the hospital for her birthday #progress
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we’re back to the underbite.
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Damn girl u lookin thicc. Look at all that water weight.
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talking sets off her MCAS because of her brain injury :story:
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Another feeding tube dies at the hands of Denae Manchester. Fentanyl and versed are a blessing!
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Fever, not sepsis tho. I really gotta laugh that she's trying to use her dramatic weight gain as proof of anaphylaxis now. By the way most of the time when she posts these big blocks of pics, only one or two are new and the rest of repeats of her and brad on their wedding day or on dates before she was faking sick, often with a pic of Taylor thrown in for good measure. It’s really creepy.
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The kid is no longer a steroid-bloated mess. Unfortunately this is temporary.
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I would pay actual cash money to see her camera roll.
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LMAO Tania Dempsey is a “lyme literate doctor” who tells people with anxiety and vague aging/lifestyle-related symptoms that they have a serious lifelong illness and need insane doses of IV antibiotics. She also treats MCAS which she claims is a comorbidity of lyme disease and preaches the bibles of mold toxicity and candida overgrowth. She’s an insane quack.
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Looks like she’s pushing the maximum load for that chair. Her ass isn’t going to fit much longer.
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She’s getting a new oncologist and he’s 4 hours away. She’s also getting a PCA.
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Cheyanne’s getting married.
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Brad the man-slave is allowed to return home to Boston to visit his friends and family (but only because Denae has her dad fly down to babysit her for the two weeks he's gone).
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She has a PCA now.
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Oh hey it’s Emet, the one who starved herself to death in hospice.
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Reliving when she crashed from her latest central line. Here’s a video of her “seizure like spasms” with a bonus gnarly bloodstain on her pillow.
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Brad's absence, however, causes her to dig her heels back in. Can't let that man-slave get any wrong ideas about how this relationship works! So we're back to doctor shopping and hilarious "anaphylaxis" selfies. Going to a new oncologist in Charleston who might be able to help her get even more care! This spiral comes too late, for Brad has tasted freedom and he liked it.
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Hi beefy!
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New oncologist makes her have a bone marrow biopsy, something that is used to diagnose real systemic mastocytosis and something she should have had like, five years ago. She blesses us with another pugface selfie!
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Ice cream still on the menu. Probably shouldn't be given her alarmingly fast weight gain.
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Lol. I guess O’Rourke told her no more hydroxyurea and that’s why she needs the new onco. Can’t that man see how very sick she is??? Look at her swollen tongue!
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Ice cream diet really working for her.
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The onco in Charleston is also not the one. Lookin like a black female Nikocado Avocado.
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But third time's a charm! They found a compliant doctor at last! Posing like they just picked up the keys to their first home.
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It never stops being funny. I’m sorry, it just doesn’t. The fact that she keeps doing it over and over again and never realizes how fucking ridiculous she looks is just magnificent.
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Two fat fakers abusing steroids for attention.
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Another broken tube.
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The best part about it is she always shows pics of her smiling right before or after. She thinks this is proof that she’s super swollen in the previous one and the medication worked, but instead it just makes me think she’s sitting there taking normal selfies then contorting her face and fucking with the lighting to see which way makes her look sickest.
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I hate this. Ashtyn was a girl with leukemia who went into remission twice but ultimately died when it came back a third time and was very aggressive. Her profile is a lot of talking about how sick the chemo and steroids made her, as one would expect, but she was happy to be alive because of them. And here’s this idiot posting “thank you chemo!” which she takes, along with steroids, for a fake disease after blowing through several oncologists and other doctors who wised up to the fact that she’s just an attention-seeker. I can’t imagine being this fucking shameless. Just write "I am jealous of the attention dead cancer kids got" and get it over with Denae.
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Okay so go home? Get on a plane, go visit your family. Your disease will magically fuck off like it does every time one of you girls has something you'd rather do.
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Here’s her home health aide.
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This before and after shot was actually the most recent photo she had posted the first time I checked her account. I saw it and my heart went all a-pitter pat. This was seriously one of those social media challenges going around. All these skinny e-girl types were doing the “double chin challenge” and then showing how when they sat up properly they looked cute.
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Steroids working out well, then.
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Please stop writing the jokes for me, I do so enjoy my job here.
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Chey finds out her intestines are disintigrating.
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The amount of weight beefy gained over just a few months, christ.
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25/10 pain, better post a selfie.
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New tube! This time because she ate her way out of the old one. The tongue is back out for this one!
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Another birthday, chey is now the pumpkin-headed girl we all know and love, and Denae’s family visit.
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She gets scoped and has a narrowing of her esophagus that wasn’t there when she got her barium study but was there when she got scoped years before, whatever. These are common and can be totally asymptomatic. We have gone from looking like a badly-bred pug to looking like a badly-bred bulldog. Impressive.
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Cheyanne’s liver is failing thanks to her own vanity.
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I’m starting to think the brain injury was real and made her retarded.
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It’s almost like faking sick and taking high-dose steroids for a fake disease is a bad idea…
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yet another tube change.
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God, she spoils me!
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Type II diabetes when?
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Chey totally dying.
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She got her man-slave a bell!
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Obligatory coof posting.
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Covid won’t put a damper on MY sickface selfie game!
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Cheyanne’s still dying.
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Another day another tube change another fake anaphylaxis. #contrast allergy.
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Oh no. Wait. Sepsis’d.
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Discharged and . . .
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Round two, FIGHT! She now has another blood clot, this one right near her heart with a fun passenger called Serratia marcescens, a nosocomial (hospital-acquired) opportunistic pathogen. It’s resistant to a lot of antibiotics. So a septic emboli, one of the things that nearly killed Katie Stanina. Another central line is removed and Denae is angry that she’ll have to drink water with her mouth like a pleb.
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Katie Schmude, who would soon fake or induce septic emboli of her own, is in the comments.
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Discharged without a central line, how very dare. We are blessed with bullfrog selfies.
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Uh. Is it just me or are those eyes are lookin a little yellow?
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Wow, having a giant heart-clot and sepsis made you feel icky? I am shooketh.
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Here, Denae throws a prolonged temper tantrum about why she absolutely NEEDS HER GODDAMNED CENTRAL LINE BACK IMMEDIATELY.
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Echocardiogram and uh, whatever this is.
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Another tube change.
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Tag yourself, I’m top middle.
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Ice cream still on the menu.
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Cheyanne gets married. Denae needs her wheelchair.
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Denae is actually not pretending to be dying on her birthday this year. Ice cream still on the menu.
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Another tube change. No pufferfish selfie this time. I am sad.
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They get a cat. He is cute.
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Her gallbladder is fucked and needs to come out. It’s been several months without a central line and somehow she’s not dying of dehydration and daily anaphylaxis like she claimed she would be.
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AND she’s actually forcing herself to get up and walk around after surgery like her doctor said.
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She can suddenly do this because her boots and compression socks stabilized her joints lmao whatever
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She’s getting out and doing stuff. Who are you and what have you done to my sad pug?
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She got a noggin’ joggin’ at the eye doctor. Don’t worry, she’s fine! Just a minor concussion and we only get one sad fatface selfie out of it.
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But it's brad's birthday and they actually do something he enjoys!
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Of course she has a bad reaction after...
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This other MCAS girl who is all up in all of their comments, Ahnnuhphylaxis, is dead now. Her accounts are all private so I don’t know anything about her, but she talked about steroids a lot so I'm going to just go ahead and assume she was another one who died of steroid complications.
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Normie dental work. Has no issue.
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Celebrating the life of Taylor, the other one who died of steroids.
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Uh .. lookin’ good there, Brynn. Could it be steroids? (hint: it's steroids!) The kid? Also steroids! Chey's spine started to collapse and she needed to wear a hard plastic brace for months? Steroids! Steroids for everyone! what could go wrong with high dose steroids?!
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Another birthday. This one she’s not only not hospitalized, she’s eating people food. And it’s not ice cream.
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She went on a trip, visited her family, and did not immediately have “anaphylaxis” and require them to spend the whole time babysitting her in a hospital room. She even makes it back home without a crisis
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I still do not like that these adults are circling this actual child like vultures.
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Over a year after the wedding, chey and silvino finally have a reception. Denae brings her chair but gets up and dances and doesn’t even fake a single anaphylax.
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She's doing great, actually!
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She still has bad days tho. But the good is outnumbering the bad. Brad is now a full-time ESL teacher, she's not dying of lack of port, and we haven't gotten a bullfrog selfie in almost an entire year at this point!
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She’s a character in cheyanne’s new book!
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And things keep looking up for Denae and her man-slave Brad.
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Well, there’s Denae. If she's really done, I will mourn the loss of her hilarious attempts at faking anaphylaxis. But it looks like between Taylor and Anna dying, Cheyanne almost dying, the kid almost dying, her last bout of sepsis/the blood clots/septic emboli, covid, her husband getting back to his real life and being much happier, the steroids being way less fun than she expected, and a few other friends suffering consequences of their actions or otherwise backing out of their shit, Denae got some sense smacked into her. Or she ran out of doctors willing to tolerate her. Who knows?

NEVER FORGET!
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Next up: fun with avascular necrosis!
 
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Holy shit KFS that is a wild ride. The amount of boston doctor bad is hilarous. Just as hilarous as her randomly showing up at Good Smartian, wanting TPA for home and 700 mg of bendryl. Good Smartian is in Brockton AKA the ghetto and has zero good qualities. She jumps from BWH to MGH to Faulkner multiple times as well. I think its very telling that munchies tend to stay away from Boston. I love that she has to have colored oxygen tubing and bedazzled pumps. Its almost like a teddy bear sign. I find it hilarous that not one post is from Boston Medical Center, Tufts, St Es, carney, or Mt Auburn. She should of collected them all.
 
I cant reply to you, KFS, but I was intrigued by taylor (the one who died). I looked at her accounts and they're both private. Did you do a post on them at some point or do you have one planned? How she went from a relatively pretty, athletic girl to a fat, balding creature is astounding.
I replied to this person in private because I was working on a draft I didn't want to lose, but I fucked the draft up and deleted it anyway so: no, I have no post on Taylor and there's not one coming up. I got the info about her cause of death from a public facebook page, it's all I know about her, and I have no interest in digging deeper.
 
Your write-ups are always top notch. Dense looks like she’s blowing raspberries, lazily. Her poor husband, imagine how conned he must feel deep down? Unless he’s like Beefer’s husband and enjoys the med role play.
In my ER days we used to have some terrible actors present to us, they were a pain the arse but they were great to laugh at with colleagues in the privacy of the sluice.

Reddit are all lauding Kat “oh she was so funny, she was so lovely, I was rooting for her”. No you weren’t, Susan, you were laughing along with everyone else. That sub has somehow got worse. I miss the badlands of IFGW.
 
Your write-ups are always top notch. Dense looks like she’s blowing raspberries, lazily. Her poor husband, imagine how conned he must feel deep down? Unless he’s like Beefer’s husband and enjoys the med role play.
In my ER days we used to have some terrible actors present to us, they were a pain the arse but they were great to laugh at with colleagues in the privacy of the sluice.

Reddit are all lauding Kat “oh she was so funny, she was so lovely, I was rooting for her”. No you weren’t, Susan, you were laughing along with everyone else. That sub has somehow got worse. I miss the badlands of IFGW.

Oh, I fully admit to laughing at Kat, no shame. I just think it's fucking disgusting how she's worked sooooooooo hard and all she gets is death.
 
Well it sucks that she's gotten to this point but I think most people knew it was inevitable. Kind of scary how quick the serious decline was, I guess something in her body finally failed completely and everything else followed behind?

The amount of virtue signaling on reddit is gross but not surprising. Kat is a munchie to cover her serious raging eating disorder. Now that her death is imminent, almost everyone is saying they have some extreme moral opposition to snarking about her. Anelise and Dani are munchies with thinly veiled eating disorders, but they're fine just because they aren't so obviously close to death?

Your write-ups are always top notch. Dense looks like she’s blowing raspberries, lazily. Her poor husband, imagine how conned he must feel deep down? Unless he’s like Beefer’s husband and enjoys the med role play.
In my ER days we used to have some terrible actors present to us, they were a pain the arse but they were great to laugh at with colleagues in the privacy of the sluice.

Reddit are all lauding Kat “oh she was so funny, she was so lovely, I was rooting for her”. No you weren’t, Susan, you were laughing along with everyone else. That sub has somehow got worse. I miss the badlands of IFGW.
Reddit is a bit lulzy at the moment. Theres inter sub beefing but my favorite bit is how increasingly the new munchies on the block are also blatant trans trenders but it is verboten to even mention it. Its like the growing elephant in the room. The current IF mod is a parent to a FTM kid and made the mistake of some health posting on main so there's a bit of tension going on there too.
 
Re: IDK what the dark spots are on her eyeballs. Anyone?
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Maybe a freckle? I can't see her full eye very well in a lot of other pictures but in one or two it looks like it's still there.
 
Re: IDK what the dark spots are on her eyeballs. Anyone?
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Maybe a freckle? I can't see her full eye very well in a lot of other pictures but in one or two it looks like it's still there.
Just looks like a burst blood vessel that's happened a while back and the blood has darkened but not dispersed yet.

Prolly cos of her constantly sending her heart into overdrive with epi pens and peaking her blood pressure I would imagine.
 
Holy shit KFS that is a wild ride. The amount of boston doctor bad is hilarous. Just as hilarous as her randomly showing up at Good Smartian, wanting TPA for home and 700 mg of bendryl. Good Smartian is in Brockton AKA the ghetto and has zero good qualities. She jumps from BWH to MGH to Faulkner multiple times as well. I think its very telling that munchies tend to stay away from Boston.
I was thinking the same while reading these posts, especially where she wanted to move from the Boston area to South Carolina for medical care! As a Mass resident who can’t work cause of all her very real “condishuns” she’s certainly eligible for subsidized healthcare, and there are some of the best hospitals in the country in the area. The only reason I can imagine wanting to get AWAY from all of that is because you’re bullshitting and not really sick.
one of my parents passed away at BWH and I can’t think of a bad thing to say about any part that hospital system.
 
Just looks like a burst blood vessel that's happened a while back and the blood has darkened but not dispersed yet.

Prolly cos of her constantly sending her heart into overdrive with epi pens and peaking her blood pressure I would imagine.

Re: IDK what the dark spots are on her eyeballs. Anyone?
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Maybe a freckle? I can't see her full eye very well in a lot of other pictures but in one or two it looks like it's still there.
She's another 'roid abuser, right?

Subconjunctival hemorrhage is common with Prednisone and other steroids. Artificially high BP and skin fragility/thinning which apparently extends to a thinned sclera. Could easily add to constant hemorrhage, especially (like the other person mentioned) in conjunction with epi pen abuse pumping up bp more.

What an idiotic pattern these people have. Prednisone increases aethersclerosis and other vascular issues, then they jack up their heart with epi pens everytime they feel a fart coming on. It's like asking for a stroke.
 
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