Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

NPC casts: Minor Projection.
Critical failure! Take 3 HP damage.

Projecting again, are we? You've admitted before to being so fat that you can't use a toilet so you need to wear a diaper. Or are you going to pretend that it never happened?

Even if you were a quest giver in a video game, the only rewards you could offer are worthless crypto that you invested your life savings in and soiled adult diapers that you appear to have a fetish for. I don't want those rewards

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

[angry NPC noises]

NPC uses skill: Cope and Seethe.

Skill check failed. You are still retarded.

I use skill: Pickpocket.

Skill check successful: I've deposited a mighty shit in the NPC's pocket. The NPC doesn't notice, but flies are starting to gather around him.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

NPC uses skill: Cope and Seethe.

Skill check failed. You are still retarded.

I use skill: Pickpocket.

Skill check successful: I've deposited a mighty shit in the NPC's pocket. The NPC doesn't notice, but flies are starting to gather around him.

Ah ha, you having a shit fetish does pan out. I remember you talking about that a few months ago.

You are now pretending KF is World of Warcraft or something? You really are a spaz.

Anyway, did you end up selling $WHACKD after you lost your life savings in it?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

[confused NPC noises]

*My character leaves the NPC village*

*Hulk despawns*

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

*My character leaves the NPC village*

*Hulk despawns*

Oh, so you play WOW all day. That's why you're such a gullible spaz.

I still find it ironic that the guy who believes and parrots everything he sees on /pol/ calls someone else a NPC

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Note how the NPC always spawns in the same place and repeats the same 3 lines again and again when a player character walks into his detection range. That's just lazy game development. Looking at you, Bethesda. At least vary his script a bit, procedural generation is a thing, you know.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Poor little /pol/tard is projecting harder than a movie theatre.

You should go back to /pol/ to find which scam you will lose next month's SSI payment to

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Poor little /pol/tard is projecting harder than a movie theatre.

You should go back to /pol/ to find which scam you will lose next month's SSI payment to

...and yet you still can't pass a Turing test.

But anyway, enough arguing with software.

 

[Duke Nukem]

This is probably the most autistic post you've ever made, which is quite impressive considering its competition

You're obsessed with diapers, man. Is there something you want to tell us? You've already told us a bunch of embarrassing stuff about yourself, you might as well just come clean (no pun intended)

The thing about diapers is that we actually have fetishist types who are obsessed to the point where they train themselves not to be able to control their bowels anymore. Personally I don't understand the fixation on diapers but to each his own.

God gave Hulk bad pathing and he can't figure out how to leave the basement for 33 years now.

I do wonder what kind of loot he drops...

*inspects inventory*
2 x asthma inhaler, used
6 x medical mask, all smell like Cheetos
1 x adult diaper
3 x containers of antidepressants
1 x broken Soylent container opener
2 x empty Soylent containers
1 x sealed Soylent container with signs of attempted opening

I gotta admit I lol'd at this list. Needs moar atsimu though.

Even if you were a quest giver in a video game, the only rewards you could offer are worthless crypto that you invested your life savings in and soiled adult diapers that you appear to have a fetish for. I don't want those rewards

On the contrary, soiled diapers can be tossed like grenades at Normie type enemies to inflict the Grossed Out status effect.

However, it is hazardous to use if you do not first equip this specialized throwing glove.

Spoiler: Must be equipped rectally

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

The thing about diapers is that we actually have fetishist types who are obsessed to the point where they train themselves not to be able to control their bowels anymore. Personally I don't understand the fixation on diapers but to each his own.

I gotta admit I lol'd at this list. Needs moar atsimu though.

I may or may not be working on a secret project that has an NPC based on Hulk, which already has more lines than the real thing. No diapers, but I've given him a soiled loincloth.

Player passing by...
Hulk NPC: "I have no time for <faction name> manlets! I'm very busy!"

 

[Duke Nukem]

I may or may not be working on a secret project that has an NPC based on Hulk, which already has more lines than the real thing. No diapers, but I've given him a soiled loincloth.

Player passing by...
Hulk NPC: "I have no time for <faction name> manlets! I'm very busy!"

Well it's not much of a secret anymore, but I suppose in a time where loincloths are common, I can't imagine indoor plumbing would be.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Well it's not much of a secret anymore, but I suppose in a time where loincloths are common, I can't imagine indoor plumbing would be.

I've put an autistic amount of detail into the worldbuilding and while there is indoor plumbing in certain parts (think Roman style), the vast majority still shits in outhouses or in the woods, so loincloths are common. Soiled ones, slightly less so.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I may or may not be working on a secret project that has an NPC based on Hulk, which already has more lines than the real thing. No diapers, but I've given him a soiled loincloth.

Player passing by...
Hulk NPC: "I have no time for <faction name> manlets! I'm very busy!"

You are obsessed with shitting your pants. Is it your admitted autism that gives you such a disgusting fetish?

The thing about diapers is that we actually have fetishist types who are obsessed to the point where they train themselves not to be able to control their bowels anymore. Personally I don't understand the fixation on diapers but to each his own.

He's clearly obsessed with shit and shitting ones pants. It's pretty gross, but I guess his autism and sped-brain has given him that hand in life

He's powerleveled quite a bit over the last year or so though

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

You are obsessed with shitting your pants. Is it your admitted autism that gives you such a disgusting fetish?


He's clearly obsessed with shit and shitting ones pants. It's pretty gross, but I guess his autism and sped-brain has given him that hand in life

Great demonstration of NPC behavior. Nobody was talking to you, but your script fired anyway because a player character made it into your detection range.

Whoever writes your code should implement a check to see if the player character is focused on you before you speak to them. Otherwise it's just jarring and unnatural behavior, even for an NPC.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Great demonstration of NPC behavior. Nobody was talking to you, but your script fired anyway because a player character made it into your detection range.

Whoever writes your code should implement a check to see if the player character is focused on you before you speak to them. Otherwise it's just jarring and unnatural behavior, even for an NPC.

Again, it's ironic that the NPC himself calls someone else an NPC.

Especially so given your admitted autism, SSI income, scat/diaper fetish and losing your life savings to that grift. You're the powerleveler that keeps on giving

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Especially so given your admitted autism, SSI income, scat/diaper fetish and losing your life savings to that grift. You're the powerleveler that keeps on giving

That all sounds pretty liberal and based imo, especially if he's telling the truth. After all, who would lie on the Internet?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Again, it's ironic that the NPC himself calls someone else an NPC.

Especially so given your admitted autism, SSI income, scat/diaper fetish and losing your life savings to that grift. You're the powerleveler that keeps on giving

See, his scripting is very buggy. He just keeps calling his speech function without any additional input from the player character after being triggered once. Should add a timeout value or something so he's not stuck in a loop until he is despawned.

QA should've caught this, definitely not ready for production.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

That all sounds pretty liberal and based imo, especially if he's telling the truth. After all, who would lie on the Internet?

He's admitted to all of it, but then denies it when we laugh at him, so it's likely true.

See, his scripting is very buggy. He just keeps calling his speech function without any additional input from the player character after being triggered once. Should add a timeout value or something so he's not stuck in a loop until he is despawned.

QA should've caught this, definitely not ready for production.

Aww, he has a new schtick. He's now LARPing as a programmer instead of as a Russian. Your mom will be happy that your imagination is so active for such a special little guy

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

He's admitted to all of it, but then denies it when we laugh at him, so it's likely true.


Aww, he has a new schtick. He's now LARPing as a programmer instead of as a Russian. Your mom will be happy that your imagination is so active for such a special little guy

Your daddy should've issued out a patch for you the moment you were born. Your whole life is a deferred Jira ticket assigned to an outsourced Indian dev team that hasn't been online since 2017. I would decommission you in person but I don't have time to fill out the forms.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

He's admitted to all of it, but then denies it when we laugh at him, so it's likely true.

Do you have proof other than him contradicting himself? Typically personal insults just sound like you're just mad and he's just fucking around, which in turn is making this thread very repetitive