Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

Badungus Kabungus said:
Your daddy should've issued out a patch for you the moment you were born. Your whole life is a deferred Jira ticket assigned to an outsourced Indian dev team that hasn't been online since 2017. I would decommission you in person but I don't have time to fill out the forms.
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Aww, did someone post on /pol/ about programming a "NPC BOT" to own the libs and now you're LARPing as one? It's not as funny as when you pretended to be Russian

CreamyHerman’s said:
Do you have proof other than him contradicting himself? Typically personal insults just sound like you're just mad and he's just fucking around, which in turn is making this thread very repetitive
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He was bragging about all the money he was making on the pump and dump scam, and when a few of us pointed out it was a scam he got all upset and kept bragging. Then when it was revealed we were correct, he shut up about it quickly.

He also claimed to be Russian and got mad when I pointed out that he posted about fishing for fish that are only located in North America.

If your defense of him is "jokes on you, he's only pretending to be a gullible retard", well, jokes on you both then I'd say

This whole thread is repetitive, dude. He just keeps spouting the same shit over and over again. I am doing the same but you're okay when he does it because you're an anti-vaxer, too
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Aww, did someone post on /pol/ about programming a "NPC BOT" to own the libs and now you're LARPing as one? It's not as funny as when you pretended to be Russian


He was bragging about all the money he was making on the pump and dump scam, and when a few of us pointed out it was a scam he got all upset and kept bragging. Then when it was revealed we were correct, he shut up about it quickly.

This whole thread is repetitive, dude. He just keeps spouting the same shit over and over again. I am doing the same but you're okay when he does it because you're an anti-vaxer, too
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I would not trust /pol/ to program a VCR clock. Too many of your kind there, every two out of three threads are posted by bots.

Now is it true that you're afraid of Java because last time someone tried porting your NPC script to it, the garbage collector made your mom disappear?

Oh yeah, in regards to my "mysterious" background, have you considered asking any other Russian-speakers on the board as to whether I'm a native speaker or would that require a high enough charisma which you sadly lack?
 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
I would not trust /pol/ to program a VCR clock. Too many of your kind there, every two out of three threads are posted by bots.
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Yet you trusted /pol/ enough to send your life savings to a crypto pump and dump scam and then got upset when we pointed out it was a scam
Badungus Kabungus said:
Now is it true that you're afraid of Java because last time someone tried porting your NPC script to it, the garbage collector made your mom disappear?
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It's super ironic that the guy who gets his talking points from /pol/ is calling someone else a NPC.

How was your script programmed? I hope that whatever /pol/tard programmed you didn't use Java. Java is trash. Actually, it probably was programmed in Java now that I think about it
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Yet you trusted /pol/ enough to send your life savings to a crypto pump and dump scam and then got upset when we pointed out it was a scam

It's super ironic that the guy who gets his talking points from /pol/ is calling someone else a NPC.

How was your script programmed? I hope that whatever /pol/tard programmed you didn't use Java. Java is trash. Actually, it probably was programmed in Java now that I think about it
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So what exactly is trash about Java?
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
It's bloated, it's slow, it's buggy as shit, it's full of exploits. Yeah, now that I think about it you must've been programmed in Java.
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So in other words, you read it on Reddit and have zero experience with Java. Thanks for confirming that you are not a developer or even the least bit technical.

So you're not technical but you're on the computer all day pretty much non-stop. I'm thinking either NEET on welfare, or something useless like a receptionist or a social media coordinator. Possibly fat NEET confined to a wheelchair.
 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
So in other words, you read it on Reddit and have zero experience with Java. Thanks for confirming that you are not a developer or even the least bit technical.
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I have quite a bit of experience with Java, and did a good amount of my graduate school work in it (along with C). I tried using Java for one of my research projects but it was too damn slow and there was a nasty memory leak bug. C/C++ is my favorite but I use other languages now for work so haven't used those in a while. Java is trash, and the fact you love it shows how you just parrot whatever you read on the internet. You might as well be defending BASIC. The NPC is defending the language the /pol/tards used to make him :story:

Badungus Kabungus said:
So you're not technical but you're on the computer all day pretty much non-stop. I'm thinking either NEET on welfare, or something useless like a receptionist or a social media coordinator.
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I am pretty technical, although again, this is ironic considering you bragged about living off of SSI for your mental deficiency a few months back.

It's like when you posted, on a Sunday morning, saying I was a loser for posting on a Sunday morning. I understand you're admittedly a simpleton, but you should be at least self aware, son.
 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
Do you see @Lurker trying to hit on me? Then no.

Edit: @Hollywood Hulk Hogan Lol, nice LARP. You're not the coding kind of autist, you're the Chris Chan kind of autist. Not fooling anyone with this C/C++ nonsense you posted.
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I am leaving work soon and probably won't post tonight. I hope you have a nice night. Tell your mom to make you extra tendies, you've had a busy day LARPing
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
He was bragging about all the money he was making on the pump and dump scam, and when a few of us pointed out it was a scam he got all upset and kept bragging. Then when it was revealed
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What scam was it? Was it Celsius or the other blatant scams?
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
He also claimed to be Russian and got mad when I pointed out that he posted about fishing for fish that are only located in North America.
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So he lies about his location and is probably using a VPN to fuck around with a GPS, very cool
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
If your defense of him is "jokes on you, he's only pretending to be a gullible retard", well, jokes on you both then I'd say
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I mean I'm not the one tard-raging (supposedly) at work to a retard, so I think the show is on the other foot?
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
This whole thread is repetitive, dude. He just keeps spouting the same shit over and over again. I am doing the same but you're okay when he does it because you're an anti-vaxer, too
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I'm actually not okay with it, also I just had my shots to go over to a foreign country to be security & forensics of the technical variety. But you can believe what you want to believe.
 
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CreamyHerman’s said:
What scam was it? Was it Celsius or the other blatant scams?
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$WHACKD. It was pretty hilarious how upset he got when we told him not to invest his money in it.

Badungus Kabungus said:
What was the subject of your "research project"? How many sharpies you can fit in your pooper?
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It was how to trick gullible speds on the internet who pretend to be Russian into giving their entire life savings to a crypto scam. Off to bed now, gotta get up early for work tomorrow
 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
So what exactly is trash about Java?
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In Java you write: system.out.println("Hello World");
In Bash you write: Echo "Hello World"

It's enough for me to consider it trash.

Keep in mind if you make any error like you misspell literally anything in this long ass line of code, the compiler will immediately start returning errors because compilers are hard-coded to be retarded.

Honestly why don't you start programming in Python or C# which have both better syntax and are more secure?
 
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Kiwi & Cow said:
In Java you write: system.out.println("Hello World");
In Bash you write: Echo "Hello World"

It's enough for me to consider it trash.

Keep in mind if you make any error like you misspell literally anything in this long ass line of code, the compiler will immediately start returning errors because compilers are hard-coded to be retarded.

Honestly why don't you start programming in Python or C# which have both better syntax and are more secure?
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When C# first came out, I thought it would fizzle out like other failed Microsoft languages did (like J++ and FoxPro). Man, I was wrong. C# kicks the shit out of Java. Hell, VB.net does, too.

Java is for lazy and inept programmers and legacy systems
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
$WHACKD. It was pretty hilarious how upset he got when we told him not to invest his money in it.


It was how to trick gullible speds on the internet who pretend to be Russian into giving their entire life savings to a crypto scam. Off to bed now, gotta get up early for work tomorrow
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How's your "research project" coming along? Were you able to find all 10 differences between the two pictures your caretaker gave you?

Also there is nothing wrong with Java unless you're a braindead pajeet that can't use standard patterns and just copy-pastes shit from Stack Overflow until the compiler no longer produces errors. I could train a monkey to do a better job.

Kiwi & Cow said:
In Java you write: system.out.println("Hello World");
In Bash you write: Echo "Hello World"

It's enough for me to consider it trash.

Keep in mind if you make any error like you misspell literally anything in this long ass line of code, the compiler will immediately start returning errors because compilers are hard-coded to be retarded.

Honestly why don't you start programming in Python or C# which have both better syntax and are more secure?
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I like how retarded your post is, good job.
 
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